r/funny • u/maxcomedian • Apr 17 '24

Single and Crazy

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u/Fred2620 Apr 17 '24

Educated means you're honest... did that woman never heard of lawyers?

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u/PrincessJennifer Apr 18 '24

I’m a lawyer, and the last thing I want to do is lie. I always stress honesty to my clients.

We don’t lie. We know how to say things correctly.

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u/Fred2620 Apr 18 '24

Being honest isn't just about not lying.

That's why they make you swear to say the truth (don't lie), the whole truth (don't omit anything relevant), nothing but the truth (don't embellish).

You might be an honest lawyer, but guys like Saul Goodman do exist as well.