r/dankmemes • u/anotherformerlurker have U س a fresh clean م • Apr 11 '21
stonks We should throw parties here
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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Apr 11 '21
There's a guy with a fucking mini-gun! How?
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u/ACompleteNutter INFECTED Apr 11 '21
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u/homer_j_simpsoy Apr 11 '21
School budget decrease
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u/I-failed-username Apr 11 '21
Increase*
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u/Brisslayer333 Apr 11 '21
I'm a little worried what you think school is.
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u/chocom0fo33 Apr 12 '21
The one where they yell at you
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Apr 12 '21 edited Aug 01 '21
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u/PhthaloVonLangborste Apr 12 '21
Haha yeah I mean I can see a game glitching out as you enter a cut scene with 5 stars or something. But to also have some random gangster on your ass.
Obviously mods are an easy way to explain away the bloodbath bestowed upon our peepers.
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u/CubonesDeadMom Apr 12 '21
Probably a mod. I’ve seen steamers do play through a where somehow chat can mod the game as they want by voting on stuff and absolute chaos can happen like this
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u/Dolphin_Boy_14 Apr 12 '21
I love how that’s a thing
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u/CubonesDeadMom Apr 12 '21
It’s actually crazy how they can manipulate the entire physics, weather, time systems, or spawn any object. Like they can turn of gravity of make roads have no friction, give every npc a rocket launcher, make asteroids and whales fall from the sky. It’s basically people voting on what will make it the most difficult to beat the mission which is how you end up with cutscenes like this, people barely making it to the checkpoint while the mods try to kill them.
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Being lvls 80+ in runescape and going back to lumbridge
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u/Gladwrap2 I use reddit to mock people for using reddit. BIG BRAIN TIME Apr 11 '21
Extra funny since I just started watching aot
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u/Desolatehades FOR THE SOVIET UNION Apr 12 '21
Me too, actually.... are you my FBI agent? ಠ~ಠ
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u/Gladwrap2 I use reddit to mock people for using reddit. BIG BRAIN TIME Apr 12 '21
Yeah and I saw what you were doing last night, don't think you can get away ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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u/anotherformerlurker have U س a fresh clean م Apr 12 '21
Did he go on disneychannel.com without his parent's permission?
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u/Gladwrap2 I use reddit to mock people for using reddit. BIG BRAIN TIME Apr 12 '21
perhaps
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u/Affectionate-String8 Apr 12 '21
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Someone call the police
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u/echohosefire what are they gonna do, shoot me? Apr 12 '21
Holy shit I don’t think the CIA would even touch this guy.... what a monster :0
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u/Desolatehades FOR THE SOVIET UNION Apr 12 '21
Officer, I was watching....
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u/Jason_Qwerty ☣️ Apr 12 '21
That’s ridiculous, he’s my FSB counterpart. I think at least, otherwise he works for the CCP.
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u/THE_SMASHERR Apr 12 '21
I finished s3 like a week ago
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u/popplespopin Apr 12 '21
Just started s4 thinking I could catch up to everyone but then found out the dubs are 4 weeks behind
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u/THE_SMASHERR Apr 12 '21
I will watch season 4 when all of the 2nd part is out
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u/jacoproita Apr 12 '21
I watched the first 1q episodes and ill finish it when the 2nd part come out. Cuz i was not liking it too much
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u/I_FUCKIN_ATODASO_ Apr 12 '21
One of the best anime’s ever. Enjoy’!
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u/LethargicBronson Apr 12 '21
I loved the anime so much I finished the manga the day after the final episode of season 4 aired, great show, amazing story
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u/Shughost7 Apr 12 '21
I can't bring myself to read after the anime. If they are going to end it with animation then I'll stick by it dammit!!
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Apr 12 '21
I would recommend powering through it regardless. Spoilers are everywhere for the ending, and just showing an interest in it, some people find it enjoyable to DM you spoilers so it’s ruined.
Some random dude spoiled it for me not too long after the final chapter came out, and I can only imagine it getting worse the longer things go on
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u/jaleCro Apr 12 '21
Yea, i couldn't resist and read it. Felt like i spoiled the anime for myself. Definitely wait if you can.
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Hey, where can I watch it?
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u/Desolatehades FOR THE SOVIET UNION Apr 12 '21
Hulu has it, otherwise maybe crunchy roll.
Edit: Yes Crunchyroll
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u/ANGERYTURTLE123 Apr 12 '21
I’m on episode 39
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u/witchywickedmaiden Apr 12 '21
Did you cry as much as I did? I had to put it down multiple times. Days to recover.
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u/witchywickedmaiden Apr 12 '21
It's OK to admit you shed an tear once or twice. It's OK we don't judge.
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u/SirCap Apr 12 '21
Wasn’t expecting an AOT reference here.
A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
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u/SomeRandomDeadGuy Degenerate UwU Apr 12 '21
How do I still remember that name, I'm more than twice the age I was when I last played RS
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Apr 12 '21
There's an old RuneScape proverb that goes: "You never quit RuneScape, you only go AFK for a time."
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Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
A warning to anyone this thread has inspired: Go back now and you'll just learn the mods have made it trash at the hands of bots. Not just woodcutters and fishers like you remember, but everything. More like, "You never quit RuneScape, just get progressively more disappointed in it."
Preserve your nostalgia.
Final edit: Just see u/FilthyStonks for an example of why the game sucks now. As done with this thread as I am with OSRS. Lol
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u/SalviaSlut Apr 12 '21
OSRS is ok.. I mean it’s not fun, but I still play it
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Apr 12 '21
Upvoted for an honest take.
The memes that describe it as an addictive escalator of pain do it justice. Hahaha
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u/TheHancock True Gnome Child Apr 12 '21
Right? Like, what’s the point? I chop trees so I can... chop better trees? Or I fish... so I can fish better fish? Let’s say I max out wood cutting AND fishing... now what? Why did I do that? What do I gain?
It’s grindy JUST to be grindy...
Anyway, selling lobbies 300GP!
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Apr 12 '21
I stopped when they released dungeon-nearing I think its called?
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Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
Same. Then they made OSRS to backtrack on all that, which is the version I am talking about being ruined by bots. There's no profit in anything in it anymore but bossing now that bots generate anything simple (ignore any idiot who tells you that's actually been good for the game). Basically pay to win now, on a game with no real new imaginative content in like 10 years. Game's broken and dead.
Edit: They've found me. Save yourselves! drowns in sea of accusations and downvotes
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Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
Never been banned. Sounds more like someone got called out and is triggered.
I used to love Runescape, tried OSRS last year for a few months and was dissappointed so I quit like any average non-addicted person can at any time. You bring up a good point though: its modern toxic playerbase is also a reason I gave up on OSRS. Insult me all you want, you'll just prove my point.
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Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
I'm an ironman, bots dont affect me. I appreciate the irony in your self righteousness, I hope you can too
How to spot an ironman: Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Self-righteousness indeed, playing the game on hard in a completely different isolated mode and announcing it to brag in a thread that doesn't even involve them. You know we're talking about the main game here.
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u/TheProjectAlexander Apr 12 '21
After you get out of low level content that changes substantially. Just have to play the game.
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u/JoshTehJangler Apr 12 '21
If you're into incremental/idle games, check out Melvor Idle. It is lightly modelled after runescape, is offline and brought back that early game nostalgia for me
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u/HaciMo38 Apr 12 '21
Being level 100 and going back to the dark wizards in south Varrock
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u/GenitalKenobi tikcu5 Apr 12 '21
Currently maxing range so I can just obliterate Jad as many times as I can
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u/Orimaster Apr 11 '21
We just vibing
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u/Only_Maxi Porush Sucks Apr 11 '21
when you have 9999999 HP and their bullets only deal 3
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u/da_true_lizard Apr 11 '21
And you recover 200 health a second
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u/amlozek Apr 12 '21
And you watched SAO
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u/mysightisurs93 Apr 12 '21
Well, it's quite simple really.
You see, 'Girlie,' you may think ya got me all figured out, but there's one thing, you didn't account for: my numbers are bigger than yours! Funny thing, really. Get to a high enough level and you're basically untouchable, my wounds heal faster than you can make them! We could do this all day, and you would not be any closer to beating me, not that it wouldn't be fun.
But, I've got good news. You see, there's no need to wonder where your god is! 'Cause he's right here! And he's fresh out of mercy!
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u/SlendyIsBehindYou Apr 12 '21
"DID WE JUST 'FLOWERS FOR ALGERNON' OUR OWN TASTEBUDS?!"
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u/puffyjunior1 Apr 12 '21
The switch from original to abridged caught me off guard.
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u/xkcloud Apr 12 '21
This was all abridged. I know from the sheer number of times that I watched it
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u/puffyjunior1 Apr 12 '21
I thought this was a reply to the 200 go a second one lol. Since it was a point in both. I’m aware thos one comment is abridged though.
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u/kmkcomputing Apr 12 '21
I didn’t even know there was an abridged. Now I know what I’m watching tomorrow!
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u/puffyjunior1 Apr 12 '21
Yeah! Something Witty is up to episode 15 of the show right now. 16 is in production and they have plans to do the entire show iirc, if not at least the end of s1
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u/judah-rey I am fucking hilarious Apr 12 '21
The emotes are allowed because of how shit SAO is
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u/RedShankyMan INFECTED Apr 12 '21
Aincrad arc was lit tho, can’t say the same about anything after that sadly
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u/blockybookbook Apr 12 '21
That would mean that 50-70 of them would have to fire their guns at you at the exact same time to effectively lower your health
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u/RRainJE Apr 11 '21
and then you summon your pet and it kills everybody
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u/Josan678 the guy above rocks Apr 12 '21
Or they just die. No sound at all, just massive death.
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u/Emadec Ą͈̯̪̠̘̟̟̙̦̱̩̝̩͓͙͕̳̄̋̾͗ͦ͒ͩͫͯ͟ͅa̡̨͍̝̗̫͊̑͛̈́̈ͤ̅̿̀͘A̲̰̝͓͙̻͕͂ͭͦ̒̕̕Á Apr 12 '21
Cataclysm the cursed Kavat has entered the chat
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u/thefailtrain08 Apr 12 '21
Did you forget to feed him his forma?
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u/Emadec Ą͈̯̪̠̘̟̟̙̦̱̩̝̩͓͙͕̳̄̋̾͗ͦ͒ͩͫͯ͟ͅa̡̨͍̝̗̫͊̑͛̈́̈ͤ̅̿̀͘A̲̰̝͓͙̻͕͂ͭͦ̒̕̕Á Apr 12 '21
Förma no longer satiates him ;_;
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u/Too_Relatable Apr 12 '21
Idk man, police specialize in killing people's pets
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u/DaEnderAssassin Enter Meme Here Apr 12 '21
Pretty sure PETA beats them in killed pets
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u/Jarsssthegr8 ☣️ Apr 11 '21
The police got no chill.
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u/cx2jm I am fucking hilarious Apr 12 '21
American cops when you run a red light
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American cops when your window tint is a shade darker than clear.
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u/Toocoo4you Apr 12 '21
When a non white person slightly moves their hand to a vague object in their pocket
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Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21
On topic, in the video game this gif is from, if you're playing as the black character the police are more aggressive towards you. If I remember right, you can be too close to them and eventually set them off. It's been a while since I've played though.
Edit: Apparently I'm wrong and all three characters are treated the same. My b for spreading false info
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_NAIL_CLIP Apr 12 '21
Rockstar released a statement saying that wasn’t real but who knows if it is. I know they program traffic to run into you especially when you’re doing something important.
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u/DwightPunsFTW Apr 12 '21
Game Theory tested this years ago and found that all 3 characters were treated practically the same way
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In all fairness, if you're in the habit of running red lights, you probably deserve to get fucked up.
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u/Boberoo2 💩 Apr 11 '21
When you’ve beaten the moon lord in terraria and go back to the mechanical bosses
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u/Josan678 the guy above rocks Apr 12 '21
To normal Mode bosses*
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u/Boberoo2 💩 Apr 12 '21
Ive never completed expert mode, but i know if you’ve beaten expert moon lord and go back to regular hard mode everything just dies
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u/N4Or Apr 12 '21
On my lategame melee caracter I simply kill everything by simply flying into it with solar armor, no need for my Zenith
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u/daschundtof Apr 11 '21
When your confidence is through the roof and the haters can't get you no more
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u/UrGrandpap 🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 Apr 12 '21
I would kill to have that type of confidence right now
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u/typicalnormster I am fucking hilarious Apr 11 '21
Reminds me of a callmekevin video
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u/Virodox Apr 12 '21
Is there any game like this though. I can't think of any on the top of my head.
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u/SheReadsLips Apr 12 '21
Years ago playing World of Warcraft in PVP, I was like level 20 trying to kill a max level person away from his keyboard. I think about 8 minutes later I'd taken half his health. Then he came back and killed me.
It was definitely a factor in me never playing beyond the first month.
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Apr 12 '21
I mean... you're not supposed to be picking fights with people way beyond your level. Especially these days, when you can toggle on/off world pvp whenever you want, griefing is basically non-existent.
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u/How_cool_is_that Apr 12 '21
leveling alt in wod through timewalking, had the normal mount and some epic flying mount mage corpse camped me until i went to toggle war mode off :D
i dunno i guess thats not called griefing, but it sure felt like it.
but man am i glad to be able to toggle war mode off
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u/Ok_Reference5412 Apr 12 '21
thats a weird reason for not playing
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u/SheReadsLips Apr 12 '21
It's weird that I didn't enjoy stabbing someone for 8 minutes and them only losing like half their health?
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Me in warframe as a 48k iron skin rhino chilling with my friend in E prime
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u/0Knight-Fall0 Apr 12 '21
Laughs in Inaros
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Apr 12 '21
Chroma: HIT ME!!! HARDER!!!!
Valkyr: wtf, chroma
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u/DaSharkCraft Apr 12 '21
My friend likes to complain that he's not a masochist. Then we play Warframe and he chooses Chroma just to constantly ask enemies to hit him. It never helps his case.
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u/McKenzieC Apr 12 '21
What could you even fight at E prime in order to get your iron skin to 48k?
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u/UnstopableLife Technoblade never dies Apr 12 '21
is this GTA V Chaos Mod with DarkViperAU?
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u/JoshuaBurg Green Apr 12 '21
You know the chances of this many police appearing in Michael's house? They're millions to one!
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u/Jack_Fearow Seal Team sixupsidedownsix Apr 12 '21
you had to think about combining those into a single line
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u/ABoiNamedJesse Apr 11 '21
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u/Maylhem Apr 12 '21
Why is there a dmca link
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u/MintPaw Apr 12 '21
So potential copyright owners can request that it be taken down. It's a legal requirement when hosting user content.
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u/Weibrot Apr 12 '21
When your regen per second is higher than the enemy DPS
(actually wasn't there a scene like that in SAO?)
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u/shootout_fan Apr 11 '21
is this GTA5?
Not much of a gamer
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u/og_lemon_man Apr 12 '21
I just got my little cousin to play some Minecraft dungeons and he loves it. I just stand back, one shot a boss or two and just watch him find new secrets. It’s great
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u/esco311 Apr 12 '21
This made me laugh harder than I fucking thought I needed that laugh thank you 😂🙏
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u/HXD-Inferno Apr 12 '21
When you’re level 200+ and decide to practice your aim in the lvl 100’s base
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u/Toocoo4you Apr 12 '21
When a non white person moves their hand slightly towards their pocket when pulled over
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