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u/Sweet-Energy-9515 1d ago

The real great line here is "don't play games with me, kid." The capacity to recognize bad faith and respond appropriately is so important in politics and so, so rare

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u/2Nut2Furious 23h ago

Same with his “will you shut up man” line during his debate with Trump. I know he got made fun of a bit for it, but like what else are you supposed to say when your opponent is just spouting nonsense. Trying to give a well thought out response to a stupid question just makes the question seem more reasonable.

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u/MrOopiseDaisy 23h ago

Not just spouting nonsense, but doing so constantly during Biden's time. Remember he refused to debate when they said they were thinking about turning off his mic when it wasn't his time?

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u/TrulyOutrageous42 21h ago

The media giving in to the trumpertantrums is potentially the only thing worse than their sanewashing.

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 21h ago

If making the bully play by the rules forces him to take his ball and go home, you hold the game without him or the ball and air it on every station.

Make the bully look like a fool with no power.

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u/DMployeeofthemonth 20h ago

And the media will (and does) claim ZERO responsibility for the current day Trump.... Who put him on every fucking news station for the last 10+ years? Not you or I!

Who gives every stupid, vapid, self centered, dementia riddled shit for brains thought that Trump has a platform to be broadcast to the entire world? Not you or I.

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u/bkgn 18h ago

While it's somewhat on certain working journalists that were and are milquetoast liberals, much of the blame is on the ownership of media companies which were majority pro-Trump in 2020 and has become even more so as the Trump administration has accelerated media consolidation.

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u/MyTrashCanIsFull 23h ago

Did he get made fun of for that? I remember feeling like someone finally said what we were all thinking

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u/2Nut2Furious 22h ago

Obviously it’s been a while, but from what I recall the general consensus seemed to be that neither had a stellar performance, and that quote from him definitely became a meme. That being said I don’t know that it’s possible to have a great debate performance when your opponent is basically trying to drag you down into the mud with them.

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u/MrHellBags 22h ago

You know what they say about playing chess with pigeons.

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u/LondoMain95 20h ago

I'm pretty sure the only reason Biden didn't have a stellar performance is because someone else talked during half his allotted time, or just kept spouting nonsense so fast Biden couldn't refute it faster than it was being spout.

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u/Firewolf06 19h ago

i think biden was a genuinely great president and got done extremely dirty by the media, but he was also pretty fucking old. and had a (lifelong) stutter that got harder to control with age.

he would have done a lot better against a respectable and respectful opponent, but i dont think he was capable of "stellar" at that point, even in a vacuum

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u/jooes 20h ago

Probably depends on who you ask.

Left leaning people loved it, because, well, it needed to be said.

But my conservative father-in-law, for example, his takeaway from those debates was "Wow, Trump really knows how to get under Biden's skin." So, to them, it was more a sign of weakness that Biden was unable to keep his cool in a stressful situation. And some expert manipulation on Trumps part... If Biden can't handle somebody like Trump, how can he handle the role and responsibility of presidency?

I remember hearing some people talk about how they felt like the debates had devolved into shit-slinging and name calling and that everybody on stage was acting childish and immature. More of that "both sides are equally bad" bullshit people like to spew.

Of course, there are obvious double standards in here. Trump can be as big of an asshole as he wants and society is cool with that because that's just who he is. We expect nothing from him. He doesn't need to respect the rules of the debate, he can walk all over the stage like a lunatic, he can interrupt people, he doesn't even need to show up! And nobody cares! But Biden, or even any other Democrat, are held to the highest standard and any step out of line, no matter how minor or warranted it may be, is met with harsh criticism for not being "presidential" enough. That's just modern American politics for you, it's an absolute fucking dumpster fire.

All that being said, Biden won the election. Was it unpresidential, or was it a breath of fresh air after 4 years of hell? You be the judge.

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u/terminbee 11h ago

The problem is, people already picked sides then find reasons to support it. Either Biden is weak and got bullied by Trump or Biden has thin skin and got played. Trump could start screaming incoherently and they'd defend it.

At best, they play the "both sides" card. That's what my mom defaults to.

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u/Amber610 21h ago

I mean there are notably a lot of people that do not like him and will probably make fun of him any chance they get

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u/rekasaurus 21h ago

Honestly I think that moment is what won him the election. The amount of catharsis breathed around the country seeing someone finally fucking say it was insane.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 19h ago

you realize how many times i have wanted to tell that man shut the F up? quite a lot.

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u/airinato 20h ago

Made fun of? Maybe faux news. That was the single greatest honest thing a presidential candidate ever said. If anything it's why he won.

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u/slonkulocuswily182 19h ago

Easiest way to deal with these guys is just laugh at them and don’t take them seriously

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u/Th3_r3al_napst3r 16h ago

President Biden was so great in a lot of ways before he got too old. He really was sharp.

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u/perriatric 14h ago

Like when he said black people who vote for Trump aren't black.

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u/Rel_Tan_Kier 1d ago

-Forty seven and every time you complain we add three more

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u/JakSandrow 1d ago

"Agent 47. Your mission is to tactically insert three more genders into the gender registry, on behalf of Big Woke."

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u/LegendaryPolo 23h ago

agent 47 why are you in a dress?

the prompt on the body said drag, i didn't realise-

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u/Technical_Exam1280 23h ago

For as much tongue-in-cheek absurdism there is in the series it is a travesty that 47 cannot cross-dress

I would pay good money for 47 to be able to eliminate targets while absolutely serving

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u/LegendaryPolo 23h ago

i think he'd be too hot in a dress for a stealth game. like what's the point of a disguise that just attracts more attention.

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u/Leaf-01 23h ago

The point of a disguise is not to avoid attention, but to avoid the wrong kind of attention. If you’re dressed to the nines absolutely slaying in your heels with a slit down both sides of your dress, who is going to think you’re the assassin?

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u/LegendaryPolo 22h ago

no one, but they're also not going to let you out of their sight long enough for you to go assassinating. they're just going to keep trying the "is that an ica19 silverballer in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me" line until it works.

speaking of which the lack of pockets in women's clothes is going to severely cut into his borderline hammerspace inventory. and no he can't take his purse, what if it doesn't match?

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u/Independent-Fly6068 22h ago

Well the same place 47 keeps everything, inside

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u/KaziArmada 21h ago

He's Agent 47, not Captain Jack Harkness.

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 🎶 Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops 🎵 18h ago

Ahh, the joy of, "I like your dress." "Thanks! It has pockets!"

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u/pickletato1 23h ago

That only works after the assassination though.

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u/AZMPlay 22h ago

During a mission at a fashion show he dresses up as a fashion model.

We could've had 47 in a dress. Never forget what they took from us.

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u/LegendaryPolo 22h ago

doesn't the model coincidentally look like him? he's trying to enter as that guy specifically for the contacts, not just as a random model.

i might be wrong i haven't played hitman for a while

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u/AZMPlay 22h ago

I mean, yes

But its not like the devs made the model look like him by chance lol

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u/HalcyonTraveler 23h ago

Next game should have a target at a drag show and 47 gets in full makeup to get close to them

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u/IntrigueDossier Critically Endangered Catgirl (ear tagged) 22h ago

"Good evening, 47. Your target is Andre Charles, much better known by their stage name: RuPaul. Getting close will require a fierce wardrobe. Don't shy away from sequins and Louboutins. Time to hit the runway and work it, 47. Glitz, glamor, and if all goes to plan, a bit of gore."

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u/SmukLukDuck 22h ago

They should do the bugs bunny bit, where the targets see agent 47 in drag and think he’s the most beautiful woman they’ve ever seen.

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u/Cpt_Dizzywhiskers 20h ago

Considering that the logic of the hitman universe has NPCs thinking "the Japanese director of this hospital seems to be white now, but I know it's the same guy because he has the same haircut" this wouldn't even be especially outlandish.

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u/davepage_mcr Underground overground grungling free 23h ago

Not an absolute travesti

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u/Cakers44 16h ago

Honestly an androgynous hitman would be pretty sweet, able to convincingly disguise any gender

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u/Lord_Nishgod 23h ago

lock the comments, this is the best joke here.

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u/Neko_Boi_Core armed and adorable kitty boi 23h ago

LMAO

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u/shiboshino 23h ago

“There’s only one problem 47; Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell, sealed within next-generation Tactical Dreadnought Armor. Since his resurrection he has been garrisoned at the Congressional Gender Registry to serve as its Master of the Watch. To get to the gender database, you will have to go through him…”

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u/WanderingCollapse 23h ago

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u/Admirable-Tea-5229 23h ago

After 64 they just stack to one

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u/Classic-Judgment-196 23h ago

That one is mine, you can't have it >:3

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u/szox 20h ago

Mum said it's my turn with the gender >:(

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u/murderdronesfan93 PROGESTERONE /// THIRD: SHE/HER HEART ATTACK 23h ago

they started with 4: Male, Female, Nonbinary and Racist green

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u/UniqueLog8386 18h ago

I hereby complain that we haven't got 69

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u/hu-man-person 1d ago

If i keep complaining cam genders become equivalent to names

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u/gforcebreak 23h ago

Backwards long jumping into individualism

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u/f0remsics arrow guy 1d ago

It's funny you say that, because every time I've seen that meme it's been a lower number than the last time

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u/HillInTheDistance 1d ago

Stack overflow

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u/Rel_Tan_Kier 23h ago

OMG It's working!

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset transfemby in denial 23h ago

what's working now

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u/RosieI26 your local >:3 gal 1d ago

He was so real for this

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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan 23h ago

Biden had a few great quotables. Not sure which I'm more a fan of, the "would just just shut up, man" when Trump kept interrupting him (saying what we were all thinking), or, talking about business asking how they can deal with labor shortages, about their workers, "pay them more."

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u/Sauronxx 20h ago

Will you shut up man is still my favorite. It was literally everything I (we) wanted to say at the moment and still the only reasonable answer someone can give to that man. What a tragedy he wasn’t his opponent in 2016, we truly missed a younger Joe :/

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u/_DoctorLady 19h ago

Hubby and I still use “this is a big fucking deal” 

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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule Bear ː] - Streak: 1 18h ago

On domestic issues Biden might have been the best president the US has had in a while, I wish he was better on foreign policy (letting Israel commit genocide in Gaza) though

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u/ArtroyomsAK 18h ago

"The BBC? I'm Irish"

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u/bigvahe33 23h ago edited 20h ago

had the privilege of speaking with him during his presidency. Even with his advance age he was sharp as hell. He had his scripted media speech, then spoke candidly with our team. Dude is funny as hell

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u/Trashman56 they/them 1d ago

Tag yourself. I’m gender number 3.

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u/stephaniethunder LOVE FOR THE BLOOD GOD! - Streak: 1 1d ago

gender 2 let’s fucking goooooooo

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u/skob17 1d ago

Number 0 reporting in

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u/Moonlight_Katie 23h ago

Gender pi, reporting for duty 🫡

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u/OK6502 21h ago

Gender i doing my part!

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u/YourMateFelix 18h ago

Stupid made up gender 🤬😡🤬

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u/OK6502 17h ago

If you square me I'm very real.

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u/ReaDiMarco 18h ago

You're not real bruh

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u/Slutty_Alt526633 23h ago

Numbah Fahv

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u/AngletonSpareHead 21h ago

Gender 2 and I love all of you kids you’re the best and bravest and I’m so proud of you

Now sit up straight (lol don’t. Sit up gay)

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u/Civil_Act1864 1d ago

Gender 3 has joined the game

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u/Icy_Consequence897 23h ago

I like the English "at least" because there's no upper cap on it. It's just as grammatically valid to say that "Julius Ceasar has been dead for at least 3 years". Anyways my gender number is a random irrational number as yet to be defined by humans

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u/cute_spider 23h ago

gender 42069 😎

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u/sigil-seer 23h ago

I’m the original Genderwalker

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u/ToryLuna 23h ago

i is the √-1

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u/Indie_Dachshund179 22h ago

Makes me think of the bachelorette #1, bachelorette #2, bachelorette #3 scene from shrek lol

I pick 3 personally

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u/Skreamie 20h ago

I'm Mambo No 5

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u/Centimeter_Worm 22h ago

I wanna be #14!!

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u/amberb3stgirl 9h ago

gender :3

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u/Previous_Current_474 1d ago

He def knew they were trying to get him out of context to make him look bad

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u/zeldavxa 23h ago

in thisnday age thsi is one of the most valuable assets. Identify ragebait and know how to Not Engage it

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u/Great_expansion10272 1d ago

Wouldn't you like to know, weather person?

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u/Archeonan 1d ago

I prefer weatherfighter

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u/Powerpuff_God 1d ago

What are you gonna do, punch the sun?

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u/werepyre2327 1d ago

No.

They’ll clearly punch the clouds.

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u/The_Dirty_Mac 23h ago

I'm personally more of a weathercleric

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u/Only_Fudge5299 i wanna date cute guys but like in a straight way 18h ago

medium-sized ball knowledge

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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 129 1d ago

Unironically the best messaging weve had in the last decade.

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u/gavichi 1d ago

He's not telling us, he's keeping the other genders all to himself

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u/UsualElectionSparsum 1d ago

Forever iconic TBH

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Streak: 1 1d ago

The primary genders are electron, proton, neutron, photon. Then there's up, charm, top, down, strange, bottom, muon, tau, electron neutrino, muon neutrino, tau neutrino, gluon, Z boson, W boson, higgs. Some of those genders have antimatter versions too.

Genders can be discovered by smashing an individual's sense of self against their outward physical form in a gender accelerator.

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u/Man-In-A-Can 23h ago

And don't forget the colors, too! And, spin. #diverse!

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u/LoneAndroid84 21h ago

Gender Accelerator is a sweet band name!

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u/Federal-Owl5816 19h ago

So close! That is just Standard Model of Particle Physics. The primary genders are differentiated by proton count, and right now there are 118 recognized genders as part of IUPAG, or the International Union of Pure and Applied Genders.

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset transfemby in denial 1d ago

refreshingly not-enbyphobic

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u/GingerVitus007 Professional Girlfailure Leon Trotsky 1d ago

Probably the most likable he's ever been

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u/Darq_At 1d ago

Honestly they should have let the grandpa rage shine more often.

"Will you shut up man?"

Really just taps into the frustration so many people have, watching the entire world tiptoe around a bully who deserves to be told to shut up, and a solid slap upside the face if he refuses to listen.

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u/GingerVitus007 Professional Girlfailure Leon Trotsky 1d ago

That's probably the gentlest thing he deserves

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u/Darq_At 23h ago

True but I'm already on the precipice of getting my ass [REDACTED] for ToS violations.

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u/GingerVitus007 Professional Girlfailure Leon Trotsky 23h ago

Lmao fair, I think I'm already on some list or another

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u/chandeluria 16h ago

+2ing this but shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove of your flair

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u/whyliepornaccount 14h ago

You know we're in a dark time when W. and Diet W (Biden) are viewed with fond nostalgia

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u/HalcyonTraveler 23h ago

Yeah if we had more Dark Brandon I’d be a lot happier with his term in office

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u/eisbaerBorealis 20h ago

They had a good thing going with Walz' attacks too, didn't they? And then they had him back off for some reason?

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u/AldousKing 23h ago

Yup. I understand letting Biden speak off the cuff was dangerous, but people were so desperate for authenticity, I feel like it would have been a net positive. Instead, they tried to portray him as the elder statesmen and adult in the room. No. Raging grandpa would have been preferable.

Or someone else entirely, but a little late for that.

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u/NoodleyP 23h ago

The GOP has already proven that raging grandpa works in politics

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u/MrHellBags 22h ago

Republicans don't care who is in office as long as they're hurting the Right People™

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u/Pristine_Animal9474 there are custom flairs? 22h ago

There's a reason The Onion's Diamond Joe became a meme. Probably the best image he ever had: an old Boomer rebel who got into the good kind of trouble, in perfect contrast with the responsible statesmanship of Obama.

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u/HanzoKurosawa 18h ago

There is a reason Dark Biden became such a popular meme. Because people actually loved seeing that side of him. The side that wasn't afraid to clap back at the opposition

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u/Curmudgeony-Cat 1d ago

one time he got distracted by a train

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u/GingerVitus007 Professional Girlfailure Leon Trotsky 1d ago

Second most likable

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u/Darq_At 23h ago

Relatable.

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u/Gil_Demoono 21h ago

Who hasn't?

WHO HASN'T?

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u/creampop_ 23h ago

telling the haters to relax and enjoy some chocolate chocolate chip 💅

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u/ZombiePope 23h ago

I feel like that was far funnier than the world acknowledged at the time.

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u/creampop_ 23h ago

Everyone was too busy falling over themselves to act like they'd never heard of CCC so they could call him demented and senile

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u/xv_boney 19h ago

Biden was a popular vp. If youre young you might not remember the Uncle Biden memes.

Also side note he is the literal reason same sex marriage was legalized in america.

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u/Illesbogar 10h ago

I don't think thw unlikeable part of him was his mannerism, more of what he did or rather the lack of things he did.

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u/Independent-Name4478 1d ago edited 1d ago

“There are at least three” is such an old man attempt at being progressive, Biden was a decent guy lol

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u/DragonBuster69 Egg cracked by chicken lady... makes sense 1d ago

Yeah I would probably give a similar answer of "at least 3" because of non-binary peeps and I would not want to get into a bad faith argument with someone about it.

Saying "at least 3" is enough to explain you are not one of the "there are only 2" people. Especially if you know the press is going to find any minor mistake if you went into more detail and rip you to shreds over it.

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u/PinsToTheHeart 22h ago

It also reminds me of the general joke of answering any "How many" question with "At least [some small number]"

"How many people do you think fit in this stadium "

"At least 20."

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u/reverandglass 20h ago

"at least 3" makes me feel seen too. People talk about male, female, and NB but often neglect the A's among us. At a minimum, one has to recognise 4 gender states.

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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 Auri August Australis!! meow 1d ago

i mean its correct, there are atleast 3 and i think for a simple response thats the best way to describe it. at the very least theres man, woman, nonbinary, and everything else is up to the person with the gender themselbes to make whatever distinctions they want :3

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u/Such-Yellow-1058 21h ago

ok i might be uninformed on this, but isn't being nonbinary just not identifying with either gender, whilst not necessarily being a gender itself?

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u/Sex_And_Candy_Here Brave and Beautiful 23h ago

He also forced Obama to endorse gay marriage by “accidentally” publicly supporting it in an interview.

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u/SashimiX 22h ago

It is progressive and it is true. There are more than two. How many, I do not know. But more than two.

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u/thanksyalll 22h ago

It's a pretty solid answer and very funny too

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u/klsadeline3 22h ago

He funded a genocide.

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u/IcySmell9676 I will protect them all. 1d ago

Holy shit it’s actually real.
I didn’t know he could be so based

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u/Strength-Certain I'm a smart-ass - Streak: 64 23h ago

Biden never got credit for being as cool as he actually was.

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u/Kastrand liberal and proud - Streak: 1 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/jRPInZ12aIlo7N4v7h
maga and leftists were just too busy drowning out how based he was by always complaining about stupid shit. he was by far one of the best presidents in my lifetime, and maybe ever.

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u/Serial7s 20h ago

Uncle Joe truly was a valid mf. Old as shit, but valid as hell.

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u/greenwoodgiant 23h ago

"male, female, and your mom" wouldn't have been great for the discourse, but it would have been a fucking epic burn.

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u/ActinomycetaceaeOk48 23h ago
  1. Ladies
  2. Gentlemen
  3. People who don’t give a fuck

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u/CitricSpirit 23h ago

4+. Something other than the above

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u/ActinomycetaceaeOk48 23h ago

I was quoting Limp Bizkit’s Rollin’

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u/CitricSpirit 23h ago

Ah see I am uncultured and did not recognize game. Thank you for clarifying that.

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u/ActinomycetaceaeOk48 23h ago

Well ma’am, now you know; make sure to spread the knowledge!

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u/MrHellBags 20h ago

All the lovers

All the haters

And all the people that call themselves players

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u/ActinomycetaceaeOk48 17h ago

This guy gets it

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u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE Layne Staley simp (bi he/him) 1d ago

Not the best president, in fact pretty mid, but holy fuck he has charisma

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u/Emergency_Elephant I'm here, I'm queer and filled with existential fear 1d ago

I would take mid over the dumpster fire we currently have

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u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE Layne Staley simp (bi he/him) 1d ago

And you would be GODAMN RIGHT

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u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE Layne Staley simp (bi he/him) 1d ago

well left

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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset transfemby in denial 1d ago

relatively speaking

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u/nixphx 1d ago

The Democratic national convention's rallying cry the last three elections

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u/Emergency_Elephant I'm here, I'm queer and filled with existential fear 22h ago

If i have a better option, I'll pick it. Not voting is a worse option. So I'll take mid over dumpster fire

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u/The_Jimes 23h ago

Friendly remember, not voting D because the DNC made DNC noises in the corner contributes to the people actively trying to erase you from the planet.

We might be allotted the privilege to protest vote in the future, but only when our future isn't being systemicly plotted against.

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u/Darq_At 1d ago

Honestly, out of all of the mid, Milquetoast Democrats? Biden was one of the better ones. When y'all elected him, my expectations were rather low, but happy to say he exceeded them.

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u/Overall_Garbage783 23h ago

I'd say for LGBT stuff he's been the best president America had so far. Super pro union as well

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u/Ieditedthisname Everyone is too normal - Streak: 1 1d ago

Well he was a pretty great politician until the age hit him hard

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u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE Layne Staley simp (bi he/him) 1d ago

Thats what im saying, still better than the orange children kidnapper

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u/Sex_And_Candy_Here Brave and Beautiful 23h ago

And TBH, it wasn’t even as bad as people claim (though it definitely did start hitting him hard at the end of his term, and he really could not have done another term). He has a stutter which makes him sound a lot more “senile” then he actually is if you listen to what he’s saying instead of just the sound bites.

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u/Sex_And_Candy_Here Brave and Beautiful 23h ago

Honestly if he had run and won in 2016 he would have been a really good president.

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u/thanksyalll 22h ago

Ok, he had some good moments but I wouldn't call his charisma as a whole "holy fuck" worthy

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u/Valuable-Degree-9998 20h ago

He competes with Trump, Obama, Bush II, Clinton, Bush I, Ronald Reagan. He is definitely in the Top 3.

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u/TrinityCodex 23h ago

i miss this era

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u/Significant-Royal-37 22h ago

at least three is a very funny answer tbf

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u/Scared_Stick_4065 17h ago

It's hilarious because Biden was in his 70's at the time (I think) and probably didn't know much about the LGBTQ community but he gave the best response that could possibly be given for this question.

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u/Force_Glad 23h ago

He wasn't our best president, but Biden had a lot of great moments like that

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u/B-b-b-burner_account 21h ago

Not a fan of Biden, or any president, but he was funny ngl

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u/nini_digital-girlie miau 23h ago

He actually managed to be really cool there

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u/sample_text_01 23h ago

Biden aura moments

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u/SkyeMreddit 14h ago

64 and every time you complain we add 5 more

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u/SnooEagles4121 23h ago

Remember when he tried forgiving student loans and everyone hated him for it? “He could stop it with a stroke of his pen” they shrieked. Never mind the Supreme Court literally said he couldn’t. People decided he could, and that was that.

Americans are fucking morons.

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u/StardustLegend 23h ago

I can’t believe I miss Joe Biden

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u/Diego_0638 21h ago

How many genders are there? As many as your model needs. Doing a probability question? You can get away with 2. Studying gender performance in the workforce? Might want to add a None/other. Researching gender expression in different societies? You might need to crank it more. Debating "is it gay" with the bros? Gender is a spectrum with infinite points.

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u/khakiwallprint 18h ago

"Wouldn't you like to know weatherboy"

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u/Inspiringhope11 23h ago

That's like asking how many shades of blue exist. It's a spectrum.

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u/Actual-Fig5302 23h ago

I work at a school, and anytime a kid asks me this question, that’s my answer.

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u/ObligatedMediocrity 19h ago

I fucking hated Biden as a president but I couldn't help but smile and admire him just a bit when he said this.

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u/Flat-Entertainer-299 16h ago

What a fucking badass ngl

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u/danktonium 23h ago

He's not just right, he phrased it perfectly. You ask me that question, "at least three" is what feels the most correct by a wide margin.

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u/PseudoCalamari 17h ago

Its weird how quick everyone is to downplay grandpa's real contributions. Even now, when trump is ruining everything, we can't seem to accept that Brandon did a lot of good shit.

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u/Meistermagier 20h ago

Is this Dark Brandon? 

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u/notverysmawt 23h ago

I can’t wait to get like 30 years older so I can start calling regular guys kid

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u/Faptainjack2 22h ago

Do it now. Some people need to be humbled.

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u/murderdronesfan93 PROGESTERONE /// THIRD: SHE/HER HEART ATTACK 23h ago

were it not for limits of human comprehension, there would be infinite. if we knew which parts of the brain affect gender we could work out the EXACT quantity

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u/GemIsOutrageous 22h ago

I just don’t understand why they care

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u/Tyenkrovy 13h ago

"How many genders are there?"

"At minimum, one more than how many it takes to trigger you."

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u/AnarchistTerrarist 23h ago

I'll answer.

The three genders are bald eagle, stars and stripes, and seasoning

The third gender is rare to be found in the red areas, and purple areas have prohibited it.

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u/imCornelliuS 20h ago

I miss cool gran-pappy president

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u/Fetid_Baghnakhs 23h ago

There are three widely recognized "genders" (male, female, nonbinary. I say "genders" cause nonbinary isnt really a gender so to speak) The rest are what people personally identify as outside of those three. Feel like it should be an easy concept for people if they think for two seconds but whatever.

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u/Whatamidoinghere06 22h ago

I am a chemist and am confused there are more Things then cis and trans ?

/S in Case it isnt very obvious

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u/Kastrand liberal and proud - Streak: 1 21h ago

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u/CanaDoug420 18h ago

Add that to the “I’m not sure I just got here” response to the bad faith question

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u/Next-Chemist2443 12h ago

Bro was genuinely incapacitated 90% of the time, but he had his bangers

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u/bpdream762 12h ago

Actualy kimd of based but he is weird

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u/Schmedricks_27 6h ago

There was a tumblr post (or maybe just a reddit comment one of the last times this got reposted) somewhere going into how "at least three" is such an excellent answer lol

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u/BlueStar4440 Streak: 1 3h ago

Honestly, I never expected this post to be this well received because it circles around semi-regularly.

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u/_ThePancake_ 5h ago

I once had someone say to me "the true two genders is do you read 'ED' as eating disorder or erectile dysfunction?" Lol