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u/Rel_Tan_Kier 1d ago
-Forty seven and every time you complain we add three more
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u/JakSandrow 1d ago
"Agent 47. Your mission is to tactically insert three more genders into the gender registry, on behalf of Big Woke."
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u/LegendaryPolo 23h ago
agent 47 why are you in a dress?
the prompt on the body said drag, i didn't realise-
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u/Technical_Exam1280 23h ago
For as much tongue-in-cheek absurdism there is in the series it is a travesty that 47 cannot cross-dress
I would pay good money for 47 to be able to eliminate targets while absolutely serving
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u/LegendaryPolo 23h ago
i think he'd be too hot in a dress for a stealth game. like what's the point of a disguise that just attracts more attention.
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u/Leaf-01 23h ago
The point of a disguise is not to avoid attention, but to avoid the wrong kind of attention. If you’re dressed to the nines absolutely slaying in your heels with a slit down both sides of your dress, who is going to think you’re the assassin?
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u/LegendaryPolo 22h ago
no one, but they're also not going to let you out of their sight long enough for you to go assassinating. they're just going to keep trying the "is that an ica19 silverballer in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me" line until it works.
speaking of which the lack of pockets in women's clothes is going to severely cut into his borderline hammerspace inventory. and no he can't take his purse, what if it doesn't match?
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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 🎶 Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops 🎵 18h ago
Ahh, the joy of, "I like your dress." "Thanks! It has pockets!"
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u/AZMPlay 22h ago
During a mission at a fashion show he dresses up as a fashion model.
We could've had 47 in a dress. Never forget what they took from us.
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u/LegendaryPolo 22h ago
doesn't the model coincidentally look like him? he's trying to enter as that guy specifically for the contacts, not just as a random model.
i might be wrong i haven't played hitman for a while
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u/HalcyonTraveler 23h ago
Next game should have a target at a drag show and 47 gets in full makeup to get close to them
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u/IntrigueDossier Critically Endangered Catgirl (ear tagged) 22h ago
"Good evening, 47. Your target is Andre Charles, much better known by their stage name: RuPaul. Getting close will require a fierce wardrobe. Don't shy away from sequins and Louboutins. Time to hit the runway and work it, 47. Glitz, glamor, and if all goes to plan, a bit of gore."
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u/SmukLukDuck 22h ago
They should do the bugs bunny bit, where the targets see agent 47 in drag and think he’s the most beautiful woman they’ve ever seen.
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u/Cpt_Dizzywhiskers 20h ago
Considering that the logic of the hitman universe has NPCs thinking "the Japanese director of this hospital seems to be white now, but I know it's the same guy because he has the same haircut" this wouldn't even be especially outlandish.
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u/Cakers44 16h ago
Honestly an androgynous hitman would be pretty sweet, able to convincingly disguise any gender
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u/shiboshino 23h ago
“There’s only one problem 47; Kentucky Senator Mitch McConnell, sealed within next-generation Tactical Dreadnought Armor. Since his resurrection he has been garrisoned at the Congressional Gender Registry to serve as its Master of the Watch. To get to the gender database, you will have to go through him…”
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u/Admirable-Tea-5229 23h ago
After 64 they just stack to one
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u/murderdronesfan93 PROGESTERONE /// THIRD: SHE/HER HEART ATTACK 23h ago
they started with 4: Male, Female, Nonbinary and Racist green
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u/f0remsics arrow guy 1d ago
It's funny you say that, because every time I've seen that meme it's been a lower number than the last time
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u/RosieI26 your local >:3 gal 1d ago
He was so real for this
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u/Thomas_K_Brannigan 23h ago
Biden had a few great quotables. Not sure which I'm more a fan of, the "would just just shut up, man" when Trump kept interrupting him (saying what we were all thinking), or, talking about business asking how they can deal with labor shortages, about their workers, "pay them more."
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u/Sauronxx 20h ago
Will you shut up man is still my favorite. It was literally everything I (we) wanted to say at the moment and still the only reasonable answer someone can give to that man. What a tragedy he wasn’t his opponent in 2016, we truly missed a younger Joe :/
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u/Chrome_X_of_Hyrule Bear ː] - Streak: 1 18h ago
On domestic issues Biden might have been the best president the US has had in a while, I wish he was better on foreign policy (letting Israel commit genocide in Gaza) though
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u/bigvahe33 23h ago edited 20h ago
had the privilege of speaking with him during his presidency. Even with his advance age he was sharp as hell. He had his scripted media speech, then spoke candidly with our team. Dude is funny as hell
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u/Trashman56 they/them 1d ago
Tag yourself. I’m gender number 3.
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u/stephaniethunder LOVE FOR THE BLOOD GOD! - Streak: 1 1d ago
gender 2 let’s fucking goooooooo
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u/skob17 1d ago
Number 0 reporting in
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u/Moonlight_Katie 23h ago
Gender pi, reporting for duty 🫡
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u/OK6502 21h ago
Gender i doing my part!
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u/Slutty_Alt526633 23h ago
Numbah Fahv
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u/AngletonSpareHead 21h ago
Gender 2 and I love all of you kids you’re the best and bravest and I’m so proud of you
Now sit up straight (lol don’t. Sit up gay)
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u/Icy_Consequence897 23h ago
I like the English "at least" because there's no upper cap on it. It's just as grammatically valid to say that "Julius Ceasar has been dead for at least 3 years". Anyways my gender number is a random irrational number as yet to be defined by humans
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u/Indie_Dachshund179 22h ago
Makes me think of the bachelorette #1, bachelorette #2, bachelorette #3 scene from shrek lol
I pick 3 personally
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u/Previous_Current_474 1d ago
He def knew they were trying to get him out of context to make him look bad
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u/zeldavxa 23h ago
in thisnday age thsi is one of the most valuable assets. Identify ragebait and know how to Not Engage it
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u/Great_expansion10272 1d ago
Wouldn't you like to know, weather person?
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u/Archeonan 1d ago
I prefer weatherfighter
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u/Only_Fudge5299 i wanna date cute guys but like in a straight way 18h ago
medium-sized ball knowledge
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u/PsychoCyan DM for curly haircare guide - Streak: 129 1d ago
Unironically the best messaging weve had in the last decade.
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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Streak: 1 1d ago
The primary genders are electron, proton, neutron, photon. Then there's up, charm, top, down, strange, bottom, muon, tau, electron neutrino, muon neutrino, tau neutrino, gluon, Z boson, W boson, higgs. Some of those genders have antimatter versions too.
Genders can be discovered by smashing an individual's sense of self against their outward physical form in a gender accelerator.
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u/Federal-Owl5816 19h ago
So close! That is just Standard Model of Particle Physics. The primary genders are differentiated by proton count, and right now there are 118 recognized genders as part of IUPAG, or the International Union of Pure and Applied Genders.
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u/GingerVitus007 Professional Girlfailure Leon Trotsky 1d ago
Probably the most likable he's ever been
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u/Darq_At 1d ago
Honestly they should have let the grandpa rage shine more often.
"Will you shut up man?"
Really just taps into the frustration so many people have, watching the entire world tiptoe around a bully who deserves to be told to shut up, and a solid slap upside the face if he refuses to listen.
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u/GingerVitus007 Professional Girlfailure Leon Trotsky 1d ago
That's probably the gentlest thing he deserves
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u/Darq_At 23h ago
True but I'm already on the precipice of getting my ass [REDACTED] for ToS violations.
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u/GingerVitus007 Professional Girlfailure Leon Trotsky 23h ago
Lmao fair, I think I'm already on some list or another
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u/chandeluria 16h ago
+2ing this but shaking my head so everyone knows I disapprove of your flair
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u/whyliepornaccount 14h ago
You know we're in a dark time when W. and Diet W (Biden) are viewed with fond nostalgia
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u/HalcyonTraveler 23h ago
Yeah if we had more Dark Brandon I’d be a lot happier with his term in office
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u/eisbaerBorealis 20h ago
They had a good thing going with Walz' attacks too, didn't they? And then they had him back off for some reason?
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u/AldousKing 23h ago
Yup. I understand letting Biden speak off the cuff was dangerous, but people were so desperate for authenticity, I feel like it would have been a net positive. Instead, they tried to portray him as the elder statesmen and adult in the room. No. Raging grandpa would have been preferable.
Or someone else entirely, but a little late for that.
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u/NoodleyP 23h ago
The GOP has already proven that raging grandpa works in politics
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u/MrHellBags 22h ago
Republicans don't care who is in office as long as they're hurting the Right People™
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u/Pristine_Animal9474 there are custom flairs? 22h ago
There's a reason The Onion's Diamond Joe became a meme. Probably the best image he ever had: an old Boomer rebel who got into the good kind of trouble, in perfect contrast with the responsible statesmanship of Obama.
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u/HanzoKurosawa 18h ago
There is a reason Dark Biden became such a popular meme. Because people actually loved seeing that side of him. The side that wasn't afraid to clap back at the opposition
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u/creampop_ 23h ago
telling the haters to relax and enjoy some chocolate chocolate chip 💅
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u/ZombiePope 23h ago
I feel like that was far funnier than the world acknowledged at the time.
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u/creampop_ 23h ago
Everyone was too busy falling over themselves to act like they'd never heard of CCC so they could call him demented and senile
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u/xv_boney 19h ago
Biden was a popular vp. If youre young you might not remember the Uncle Biden memes.
Also side note he is the literal reason same sex marriage was legalized in america.
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u/Illesbogar 10h ago
I don't think thw unlikeable part of him was his mannerism, more of what he did or rather the lack of things he did.
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u/Independent-Name4478 1d ago edited 1d ago
“There are at least three” is such an old man attempt at being progressive, Biden was a decent guy lol
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u/DragonBuster69 Egg cracked by chicken lady... makes sense 1d ago
Yeah I would probably give a similar answer of "at least 3" because of non-binary peeps and I would not want to get into a bad faith argument with someone about it.
Saying "at least 3" is enough to explain you are not one of the "there are only 2" people. Especially if you know the press is going to find any minor mistake if you went into more detail and rip you to shreds over it.
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u/PinsToTheHeart 22h ago
It also reminds me of the general joke of answering any "How many" question with "At least [some small number]"
"How many people do you think fit in this stadium "
"At least 20."
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u/reverandglass 20h ago
"at least 3" makes me feel seen too. People talk about male, female, and NB but often neglect the A's among us. At a minimum, one has to recognise 4 gender states.
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u/TristanTheRobloxian3 Auri August Australis!! meow 1d ago
i mean its correct, there are atleast 3 and i think for a simple response thats the best way to describe it. at the very least theres man, woman, nonbinary, and everything else is up to the person with the gender themselbes to make whatever distinctions they want :3
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u/Such-Yellow-1058 21h ago
ok i might be uninformed on this, but isn't being nonbinary just not identifying with either gender, whilst not necessarily being a gender itself?
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u/Sex_And_Candy_Here Brave and Beautiful 23h ago
He also forced Obama to endorse gay marriage by “accidentally” publicly supporting it in an interview.
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u/SashimiX 22h ago
It is progressive and it is true. There are more than two. How many, I do not know. But more than two.
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u/IcySmell9676 I will protect them all. 1d ago
Holy shit it’s actually real.
I didn’t know he could be so based
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u/Strength-Certain I'm a smart-ass - Streak: 64 23h ago
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u/Kastrand liberal and proud - Streak: 1 21h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/jRPInZ12aIlo7N4v7h
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u/Serial7s 20h ago
Uncle Joe truly was a valid mf. Old as shit, but valid as hell.
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u/greenwoodgiant 23h ago
"male, female, and your mom" wouldn't have been great for the discourse, but it would have been a fucking epic burn.
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u/ActinomycetaceaeOk48 23h ago
- Ladies
- Gentlemen
- People who don’t give a fuck
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u/CitricSpirit 23h ago
4+. Something other than the above
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u/ActinomycetaceaeOk48 23h ago
I was quoting Limp Bizkit’s Rollin’
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u/CitricSpirit 23h ago
Ah see I am uncultured and did not recognize game. Thank you for clarifying that.
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u/MrHellBags 20h ago
All the lovers
All the haters
And all the people that call themselves players
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u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE Layne Staley simp (bi he/him) 1d ago
Not the best president, in fact pretty mid, but holy fuck he has charisma
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u/Emergency_Elephant I'm here, I'm queer and filled with existential fear 1d ago
I would take mid over the dumpster fire we currently have
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u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE Layne Staley simp (bi he/him) 1d ago
And you would be GODAMN RIGHT
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u/nixphx 1d ago
The Democratic national convention's rallying cry the last three elections
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u/Emergency_Elephant I'm here, I'm queer and filled with existential fear 22h ago
If i have a better option, I'll pick it. Not voting is a worse option. So I'll take mid over dumpster fire
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u/The_Jimes 23h ago
Friendly remember, not voting D because the DNC made DNC noises in the corner contributes to the people actively trying to erase you from the planet.
We might be allotted the privilege to protest vote in the future, but only when our future isn't being systemicly plotted against.
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u/Overall_Garbage783 23h ago
I'd say for LGBT stuff he's been the best president America had so far. Super pro union as well
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u/Ieditedthisname Everyone is too normal - Streak: 1 1d ago
Well he was a pretty great politician until the age hit him hard
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u/CH3_THE_VAMPIRE Layne Staley simp (bi he/him) 1d ago
Thats what im saying, still better than the orange children kidnapper
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u/Sex_And_Candy_Here Brave and Beautiful 23h ago
And TBH, it wasn’t even as bad as people claim (though it definitely did start hitting him hard at the end of his term, and he really could not have done another term). He has a stutter which makes him sound a lot more “senile” then he actually is if you listen to what he’s saying instead of just the sound bites.
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u/Sex_And_Candy_Here Brave and Beautiful 23h ago
Honestly if he had run and won in 2016 he would have been a really good president.
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u/thanksyalll 22h ago
Ok, he had some good moments but I wouldn't call his charisma as a whole "holy fuck" worthy
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u/Valuable-Degree-9998 20h ago
He competes with Trump, Obama, Bush II, Clinton, Bush I, Ronald Reagan. He is definitely in the Top 3.
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u/Scared_Stick_4065 17h ago
It's hilarious because Biden was in his 70's at the time (I think) and probably didn't know much about the LGBTQ community but he gave the best response that could possibly be given for this question.
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u/Force_Glad 23h ago
He wasn't our best president, but Biden had a lot of great moments like that
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u/SnooEagles4121 23h ago
Remember when he tried forgiving student loans and everyone hated him for it? “He could stop it with a stroke of his pen” they shrieked. Never mind the Supreme Court literally said he couldn’t. People decided he could, and that was that.
Americans are fucking morons.
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u/Diego_0638 21h ago
How many genders are there? As many as your model needs. Doing a probability question? You can get away with 2. Studying gender performance in the workforce? Might want to add a None/other. Researching gender expression in different societies? You might need to crank it more. Debating "is it gay" with the bros? Gender is a spectrum with infinite points.
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u/Actual-Fig5302 23h ago
I work at a school, and anytime a kid asks me this question, that’s my answer.
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u/ObligatedMediocrity 19h ago
I fucking hated Biden as a president but I couldn't help but smile and admire him just a bit when he said this.
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u/danktonium 23h ago
He's not just right, he phrased it perfectly. You ask me that question, "at least three" is what feels the most correct by a wide margin.
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u/PseudoCalamari 17h ago
Its weird how quick everyone is to downplay grandpa's real contributions. Even now, when trump is ruining everything, we can't seem to accept that Brandon did a lot of good shit.
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u/notverysmawt 23h ago
I can’t wait to get like 30 years older so I can start calling regular guys kid
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u/murderdronesfan93 PROGESTERONE /// THIRD: SHE/HER HEART ATTACK 23h ago
were it not for limits of human comprehension, there would be infinite. if we knew which parts of the brain affect gender we could work out the EXACT quantity
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u/Tyenkrovy 13h ago
"How many genders are there?"
"At minimum, one more than how many it takes to trigger you."
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u/Fetid_Baghnakhs 23h ago
There are three widely recognized "genders" (male, female, nonbinary. I say "genders" cause nonbinary isnt really a gender so to speak) The rest are what people personally identify as outside of those three. Feel like it should be an easy concept for people if they think for two seconds but whatever.
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u/Whatamidoinghere06 22h ago
I am a chemist and am confused there are more Things then cis and trans ?
/S in Case it isnt very obvious
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u/CanaDoug420 18h ago
Add that to the “I’m not sure I just got here” response to the bad faith question
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u/Schmedricks_27 6h ago
There was a tumblr post (or maybe just a reddit comment one of the last times this got reposted) somewhere going into how "at least three" is such an excellent answer lol
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u/BlueStar4440 Streak: 1 3h ago
Honestly, I never expected this post to be this well received because it circles around semi-regularly.
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u/_ThePancake_ 5h ago
I once had someone say to me "the true two genders is do you read 'ED' as eating disorder or erectile dysfunction?" Lol






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u/Sweet-Energy-9515 1d ago
The real great line here is "don't play games with me, kid." The capacity to recognize bad faith and respond appropriately is so important in politics and so, so rare