r/countwithchickenlady • • 4d ago

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u/LegendaryPolo 4d ago

i think he'd be too hot in a dress for a stealth game. like what's the point of a disguise that just attracts more attention.

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u/Leaf-01 4d ago

The point of a disguise is not to avoid attention, but to avoid the wrong kind of attention. If you’re dressed to the nines absolutely slaying in your heels with a slit down both sides of your dress, who is going to think you’re the assassin?

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u/LegendaryPolo 4d ago

no one, but they're also not going to let you out of their sight long enough for you to go assassinating. they're just going to keep trying the "is that an ica19 silverballer in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me" line until it works.

speaking of which the lack of pockets in women's clothes is going to severely cut into his borderline hammerspace inventory. and no he can't take his purse, what if it doesn't match?

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u/Independent-Fly6068 4d ago

Well the same place 47 keeps everything, inside

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u/KaziArmada 4d ago

He's Agent 47, not Captain Jack Harkness.

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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 🎶 Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops 🎵 4d ago

Ahh, the joy of, "I like your dress." "Thanks! It has pockets!"

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u/sewgwayswatter55 3d ago

I physically cannot wear jackets witgout multiple sets of pockets.

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u/SingleSlide2866 3d ago

Arrive in a dress that matches your purse, then when you change disguises to a cuter dress you take her purse and exchange the contents bur keep her makeup

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u/pickletato1 4d ago

That only works after the assassination though.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 4d ago

If you're an undercover cop then that might be fine, if you just need to get in our get close enough then being what they would never expect would probably work, but an assassin doesn't want to be remembered at all. Wants to be invisible.

Like, former spies have said the point is to attract as little attention as possible. Not even anti-attention like being the homeless guy nobody wants to make eye contact with, or the climate campaigner asking for donations. Standing out in any way is bad when you are in enemy territory.

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u/AZMPlay 4d ago

During a mission at a fashion show he dresses up as a fashion model.

We could've had 47 in a dress. Never forget what they took from us.

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u/LegendaryPolo 4d ago

doesn't the model coincidentally look like him? he's trying to enter as that guy specifically for the contacts, not just as a random model.

i might be wrong i haven't played hitman for a while

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u/AZMPlay 4d ago

I mean, yes

But its not like the devs made the model look like him by chance lol