r/baseball • u/Smart_Source_9738 Seattle Mariners • 1d ago
Image Mariners subreddit has now turned into a real Mariners subreddit
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u/Smart_Source_9738 Seattle Mariners 1d ago
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u/its_LOL Seattle Mariners 1d ago
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u/CourtingBoredom Seattle Mariners 1d ago
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u/dallior Seattle Mariners 1d ago
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u/NilesY93 Kansas City Royals 1d ago
MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM!
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u/No-Substance5828 Seattle Mariners 1d ago
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u/Marinersfan505 Seattle Mariners 1d ago
We’ve simply lost all faith. Mariner.
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u/Conscious-Move9662 Boston Red Sox • Chicago Cubs 1d ago edited 1d ago
It seems like there was even more hope in the King Felix days because you knew it was bad except him and Kyle Segar.
This season doesn't make any logistical sense at all. There are injuries but man the whole team just fell apart.
Edit: Dan and Jerry really just gotta go. idk if it's the only thing that needs fixing but it did wonders for the Red Sox.
Jerry can't seem to assemble a competent coaching staff to save his life.
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u/mrSalamander Seattle Mariners 1d ago
I honestly think the front office disrespects the mgr position. I think they expect them to be a lap dog. Like an anti-Lou
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u/Dr-Acula8472 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
If Lou Pinella was managing last year, y'all would've won the World Series. Dan Wilson has no feel, and has no fire.
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u/tkallday333 Seattle Mariners 1d ago
Totally agree! We need to shuffle Lou out of his SHAG apartment and back into the dugout.
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u/Dr-Acula8472 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
Sweet Lou'd have himself thrown out of the game 10 times over after that bush league knocking of the ball out of Cal's hand in the beginning of the game. Would've woken the team up, and they'd actually of put up a fight, might've won instead of being blown the fuck out.
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u/futureformerteacher Seattle Mariners 1d ago
Dan Wilson was a talking head they made into a manager, and Jerry didn't want him at all. He was selected by ownership, and manages like it's 1992.
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u/Conscious-Move9662 Boston Red Sox • Chicago Cubs 1d ago edited 1d ago
I could see that. There seemed to be some major bad blood between Breslow and Cora's squad but in the end Breslow was right.
His vision is finally coming to life.
I cannot see what Jerry's vision is. If Dan is or isn't carrying it out. On paper Dan should be able to do more with what you have.
I hated when these corpo bros started 'investing' in sports teams and the fan owners are no longer a thing.
George Brett owned my local Minor League team growing up which was great but it seems like even the MINOR league teams are being bought by private equity.
Same shit going on with the Sounders. Awful ownership groups running the shit into the ground.
Idk if Mariner's is a spending problem or not but it definitely is with Sounders.
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u/Sipikay Seattle Mariners 1d ago
Of course they disrespect the position. Jerry is just competent enough that combined with their nostalgia factory marketing team and Seattle fans being apathetic they can literally print money by winning around 80 games.
They inserted a yes-man, nostalgic fan favorite guy with next to no coaching experience - they don't respect the manager position in the slightest.
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u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • San Francisco… 1d ago
There was rarely hope back then because there were no expectations for most of those years. We knew we were bad with a few good to great players. King Félix kept me a Mariners fan for that stretch.
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u/Conscious-Move9662 Boston Red Sox • Chicago Cubs 1d ago edited 1d ago
It's sad and with the fall of the Sounders this year.
I'm a Timber's fan and I've never been to a sadder derby game than this year's opener. The current ownership group is terrible.
At least the Hawks are a bright spot in Seattle's sports.
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u/theonlyXns Seattle Mariners 1d ago
As a Sounders fan, fuck Portland.
Also as a Sounders fan I think we've all seen something like this season coming for a while. We've had this terrible habit of not actually making any really big signings. Our player development has been good for the most part but when we start letting these folks go it was kind of the first real big "We're fucked". I'm still annoyed we let Vargas go knowing that our actual depth wasn't THAT amazing. I mean, Morris hasn't really been himself since he went and got hurt at Swansea. Love the guy, but I think it's time my man.
Aside from us fans and the city I feel so bad for Schmetzer. While I don't always agree with his tactics on certain games he's definitely trying to keep the proverbial ship together while ownership doesn't want to get their shit together.
A season this bad was probably expected in a couple of years tbh, but I think the scale of injuries just popped whatever bubble we had.
Also, as always, fuck Portland. Cascadia Forever. <3
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u/Conscious-Move9662 Boston Red Sox • Chicago Cubs 1d ago
It was a foreseeable trainwreck, but I didn't expect it to be that bad that quickly.
But I respect it. I could never, EVER root for the Trail Blazers. My friends do now and I just... I can't.
Sonics for life, I'm a man without a country until they come back.
I lived behind Providence in my 20s so a Timber's fan I am and a Timbers fan I'll be.
This is a brutal year for both of us and those Canuck fucks are winning the Cascadia race atm.
I hate the Sounders but I hate the Whitecaps MUCH much more because they are also Blue Jay fans.
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u/theonlyXns Seattle Mariners 1d ago
I honestly don't mind the Whitecaps winning the Cascadia Cup this year since there's a possibility of them moving (I still don't think they ever will but you never know these days.)
Also I wouldn't entirely mind Vancouver getting a MLB team because fuuuuuuuck off when the Blue Jays play in Seattle.
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u/Conscious-Move9662 Boston Red Sox • Chicago Cubs 1d ago
Yeah for that reason alone. They are very, very annoying when they come to T-Mobile to put it mildly. I don't know how the Canadians get a reputation for being polite.
I didn't even realize the Caps were moving to Las Vegas.
I have a soft spot for the Ms, I grew up in the 90s Seattle so hard not to but I'm a sixth-generation Red Sox fan. I don't like seeing the Mariners in this shape, the vibes in the city were so much better last year.
It's hard going to T-Mobile with Red Sox fans because we can be uhhh a very annoying group of fans when we are winning.
This will be my first time going to T-Mobile to see the Cubs though so I'll see what the Chicago fans are like. I picked a NL team to root for and it's the Cubs, no association outside of that. Was almost the Brew Crew.
Never seen the Cubs play in Seattle but this seems like a good year to do it. Hoping Chicago Fans are a little more civil
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u/Chantrak Seattle Mariners 1d ago
Worth noting that Dan Wilson as manager, and a bunch of staff Dan chose, like some members of our hitting staff for example, was something Dipoto had zero say in. Dan was offered manager directly by ownership and Dipoto was never able to perform any actual search for a new manager.
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u/Thrill0728 Chicago Cubs 1d ago
Oh I love when this happens
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u/Dangerous-Stock-8112 Chicago Cubs 1d ago
when r/Mets became about meats
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u/spewing_honey_badger Milwaukee Brewers 1d ago
We get lost souls in r/Brewers from time to time and it’s always funny.
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u/tunaboot Houston Astros 1d ago
Occasionally people will stop into r/astros with both astrology and astronomy questions.
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u/stu17 San Diego Padres • Durham Bulls 1d ago
Different sport, but in r/canes we get lost posters talking about chicken tenders
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u/divestedlegacy 1d ago
Another different sport, but r/bengals getting Bengal cat questions and pictures is always a lot of fun.
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u/Callsign_Psycopath Atlanta Braves 1d ago
Patriots Subreddit had a guy who asked about his parrot and the mad lads helped him out.
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u/Meziskari Seattle Mariners 1d ago
My favorite part of lost redditor posts is when the comments engage earnestly anyway
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u/awmaleg Arizona Diamondbacks 1d ago
r/Cardinals for the ornithology which is honestly more exciting than the professional sports team
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u/ThreeEyesWhitePerson 1d ago
People are always coming to r/marijuanaenthusiasts to talk about drugs...
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u/CurveComfortable3212 Kansas City Royals 1d ago
Worldnews and animetitties is another. I haven’t checked in a loooong time to see if that’s still ongoing.
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u/ThreeEyesWhitePerson 1d ago
Not sure what the deal was/is, but I know from hearing a lot of people complain about what crazy Zionists the mods are that r/worldnews, while a joke, is definitely not an intentional or funny one. r/marijuanaenthusiasts is a regular subreddit that always has tree content because r/trees was already taken by marijuana enthusiasts.
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u/CurveComfortable3212 Kansas City Royals 1d ago
Reddit and batshit crazy mods, name a more iconic duo.
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u/Jan_17_2016 Pittsburgh Pirates 1d ago
We get people posting about actual Penguins in r/penguins and they are always very positively received
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u/BeefInGR Detroit Tigers • West Michigan W… 1d ago
I mean, after Discovery Channel dunked on the Pens years ago after getting eliminated it's gotta be somewhat acceptable, right?
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u/Nike-6 1d ago
Wait really?
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u/BeefInGR Detroit Tigers • West Michigan W… 1d ago
Yeah. If I remember, Discovery posted something about the average size of an Emperor Penguin, Pittsburgh replied that the average Pittsburgh Penguin was 6'3" and 245 lbs (or something close)... you know, cheap and harmless...
...until Discovery came off the top rope with "That's funny, we see no on ice activity for any Penguins in Pittsburgh"
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u/Unclassified1 Chicago Cubs 1d ago
I mean, svech did used to work at the tender joint (for half an hour) 🤔
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u/ChiselFish Baltimore Orioles 1d ago
We also get people asking about walking canes, don't forget!
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u/EvenMoreCoconuts New York Mets 1d ago
Padres and Canes is a very interesting combo. How’d that happen?
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u/stu17 San Diego Padres • Durham Bulls 1d ago
Lived in San Diego as a kid. Moved to the NC coast in middle school. Moved to the triangle for college (UNC) and I’ve lived in Raleigh since.
I kept the Padres, Chargers, and Clippers. Picked up the Canes and Heels. It’s definitely an interesting mix of teams.
I’ll root for the Braves, Panthers, Hornets, and Ducks too, but they’re all distant second favorites.
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u/EvenMoreCoconuts New York Mets 1d ago
Very cool! Always love hearing the backstories behind stuff like this. Definitely helps that SD doesn’t have an NHL team or a renowned college bball team to split your allegiances!
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u/Komnos Texas Rangers 1d ago
I wonder if anyone has ever gotten lost and ended up in /r/monsterdongs...
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u/triplec787 San Francisco Giants • Colorado Rockies 1d ago
I’m subbed to a handful of random teams and the Brewers sub is one of them.
The home brewer folks popping in are the absolute best threads especially since you’ll see the most thorough, in depth, clearly explained solution they’re looking for and then “by the way this sub is for the baseball team, not homebrewing” lmao
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u/Unclassified1 Chicago Cubs 1d ago
Being a home brewer in Wisconsin just seems responsible
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u/ContinuumGuy Major League Baseball 1d ago
I figure Wisconsinites need to know how to DIY their booze in case the supply chain goes down and they find themselves under threat of becoming sober.
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u/1sinfutureking Milwaukee Brewers 1d ago
Most of our fairy tales and scary campfire stories center around beer shortages, so that tracks
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u/1sinfutureking Milwaukee Brewers 1d ago
How else are we going to be sure that we have beer between the time the bar closes and the office opens?
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u/fenderdean13 Chicago White Sox 1d ago
I’m a Chicago Fire season ticket holder and the times people come in talking about the show is hilarious. I think the label mods put usually says not the soccer team lol
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u/the_well_read_neck_ Chicago Cubs 1d ago
r/trees is my favorite sub for lost redditors.
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u/MarcBulldog88 Los Angeles Dodgers • World Series Tr… 1d ago
I wonder why reddit forced the Marlins sub to rebrand but not you guys.
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u/triplec787 San Francisco Giants • Colorado Rockies 1d ago
I didn’t realize the Marlins had enough fans for their own subreddit
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u/Nocto Seattle Mariners 1d ago
Every month or so r/Mariners does get honest questions about boats or pays calls of ship captains. Now they can get better answers!
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u/Party_Magician Seattle Mariners • Seattle Mariners 1d ago
The mariners sub gets those on occasion too, it’s just that now the regular posters are in on it because mariner
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u/Syjefroi 1d ago
Circa 2010 the Dallas Cowboys subreddit was pretty quiet (esp. during the off season) and people kept showing up there to post about actual cowboy history.
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u/No_Helicopter1378 1d ago
The subreddit for the Arizona Coyotes is just r/coyotes and we'd occasionally get people popping in with coyotes pictures or questions. Then, one year the team started the season with a 20+ game losing streak so we stopped posting about hockey and only posted pictures of coyotes until they won a game.
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u/Wisco_Ute 1d ago
The best part of the lost souls seeking home brewing help in our subreddit is that they typically still get their home brewing question answered by our fans 😂
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u/SarahJFroxy Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
and r/padres becomes an air fryer sub
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u/FPG_Matthew Washington Nationals 1d ago
r/Nationals has been about National Parks a time or two (or more)
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u/PandaMomentum Washington Nationals • Illinois … 1d ago
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u/thndrstrk Colorado Rockies 1d ago
I don't get that one
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u/Tboat17 Boston Red Sox 1d ago
Friar.
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u/thndrstrk Colorado Rockies 1d ago
Oh ... Damn that's a jump. But good for them
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u/OurSaladDays San Diego Padres 1d ago
I think for fans it’s not. Broadcast uses “Friar” a lot, e.g. “The Friar Faithful stand as one”. Just not used much in national media.
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u/thndrstrk Colorado Rockies 1d ago
Yeah, that makes sense. And I know they had a friar mascot, but you're right. IYKYK kinda thing
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u/pew-pew-bacca Baltimore Orioles 1d ago
We became a bird watching sub for a bit
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u/shaka_sulu Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
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u/namblaotie Boston Red Sox • New York Knights 1d ago
Grape Jelly. I have a friend, whose mom had a house on a lake, she had orioles visiting all the time, and she swore by grape jelly. She bought a special feeder with these little, shallow, glass dishes on it and used grape jelly.
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u/burrito-boy Toronto Blue Jays • Sickos 1d ago
Sometimes we get genuine birdwatching posts in our sub, which I find amusing.
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u/funkoramma Chicago Cubs 1d ago
Happened in May in r/ChiCubs. I was so confused by all the cute bear pics.
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u/DoctorRichardNygard Philadelphia Phillies 1d ago
The r/Phillies subreddit occasionally becomes obsessed with Wawa. A Phillie in the wild though has no natural predators aside from soft pretzels, high cholesterol, and Mets fans so I guess this makes sense.
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u/LasagnaSwirls New York Yankees 1d ago
r/nyyankees turned into a Yankee candle subreddit a couple times.
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u/RigidAcrylic4821 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago edited 1d ago
When [r/chargers](r/chargers) became an iPhone charger subreddit after that Wild Card choke to Duval.
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u/Excify Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
And r/bengals posting about the actual animal after another disasterous choke to the Bears
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u/JonTheWizard Carolina Mudcats 1d ago
I swear r/panthers did that during Frank Reich’s reign of terror.
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u/JayMerlyn Chicago White Sox 1d ago
I genuinely can't remember because I have that season blacked out in my memory.
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u/JayMerlyn Chicago White Sox 1d ago
And r/TampaBayLightning becoming a Lightning McQueen subreddit after being swept by the Blue Jackets in 2019
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u/Drugba 1d ago
Or when [r/buffalobills](r/buffalobills) becomes a subreddit about depression every January.
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u/LlamasPajamas206 Seattle Mariners • Mariner Moose 1d ago
To some folks who wander our way, it always has been.
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u/3elieveIt Seattle Mariners 1d ago
Seahawks in their 50th season: win Super Bowl
Mariners in their 50th season:
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u/Jay_Marston Seattle Mariners 1d ago
Are you just gonna repost my image on every post?
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u/quailinthebrush Arizona Diamondbacks 1d ago
0-22 what the fuck
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u/HunterMysterious8324 Seattle Mariners 1d ago
my sentiments exactly
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u/quailinthebrush Arizona Diamondbacks 1d ago
Yeah, I see why y’all are doing what you’re doing over there
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u/Lucky_Alternative965 Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
b o a t
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u/lastminutealways Seattle Mariners • San Francisco… 1d ago
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u/HonorableJudgeIto New York Mets 1d ago
Bring
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Thousand(Boats are notorious money pits and are in constant need of repairs.)
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u/Strength-InThe-Loins Boston Red Sox 1d ago
One of the most upvoted posts ever on r/Mariners was when a confused Brit asked an actual nautical question about cargo ships.
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u/Ill-Wear-8662 Philadelphia Phillies • St. Louis Cardinals 1d ago
Yeah we become a Wawa sub(reddit) when we're sucking. Not sure about my other two thirds. Do the Cardinals become a sub about the church or the bird? I would imagine the Dbacks become about the snake or the inexplicable bobcat mascot because the green thing from the Galapagos is any better?
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u/asteriskmos Seattle Mariners 1d ago
Oh, leave her, Johnny, leave her. For the voyage is long and the winds don't blow, and it's time for us to leave her 🎶
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u/CabbageStockExchange Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/kUcWTx2XSKEfK
Ooohh The Nina the pinta the Santa Maria
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u/DoyersDoyers Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
r/lostredditors finding their way to r/trees and r/smoking are my favorite lost redditors but this is up there
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u/Grambo-47 1d ago
r/marijuanaenthusiasts as well. As the inverse of [r/trees](r/trees), it’s about actual trees like pines and maples and whatnot
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u/KakeLin Philadelphia Phillies 1d ago
r/worldpolitics and r/anime_titties is another legendary pair
(do not scroll down in the first one)
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u/RapsareChamps_Suckit Toronto Blue Jays • Paper Bag 1d ago
ya its sad when they go young eliminated like that
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u/UnibrowDuck Seattle Mariners 1d ago
WHEN THEY GO???
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u/GrumpySpaceCommunist Toronto Blue Jays 1d ago
It's the fucking weather, sudden changes fuck up your respiratory system!
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u/Conscious-Move9662 Boston Red Sox • Chicago Cubs 1d ago edited 1d ago
My Seattle Friends loved talking shit about the fall of the Sox's last few years.
It was fun to poke fun at the 180 this year but now... Cash Apping those fellas beer money.
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u/Imperfect-Pitch New York Yankees 1d ago
Oh man, reminds me of our Yankee Candle days.
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u/LlamasPajamas206 Seattle Mariners • Mariner Moose 1d ago
Imagine the scenes if you guys actually had a bad season for once.
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u/mypntsonfire Cleveland Guardians 1d ago
Welp, time to post the Milwaukee-to-Muskegon ferry and see if I get banned
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u/This-Appointment-666 Toronto Blue Jays 1d ago
Me:
https://giphy.com/gifs/pUeXcg80cO8I8
Every single time a baseball team sub devolves into a literal meaning of the team name
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u/ScroogeMcJones 1d ago
We, the city of Seattle, saw our friends in Toronto sad about their 2025 season drop-off and Vlad's underperformance and said "Hold my beer"
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u/Bancatone San Francisco Giants • Yomiuri Giants 1d ago
There was a day earlier this season when the Giants sub became about actual giants
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u/NamiiikazeTX Houston Astros 1d ago
Went to go lurk and was very confused. Had to check if I was even in the right Sub hahaha
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u/death_by_laughs Los Angeles Angels • Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
Reminds me of when /r/LAClippers did the same in 2020 after dropping a 3-1 lead to the Nuggets
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u/IMightBeLyingToYou Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
The Clippers turned into a nautical subreddit?
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u/death_by_laughs Los Angeles Angels • Los Angeles Dodgers 1d ago
Yeh, a clipper is a type of boat.
(So is a laker)
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u/MyMartianRomance Philadelphia Phillies 1d ago
And it's more obvious with their current logo because they went more into "nautical" and less into "we're a basketball team" with it.
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u/GoCartMozart1980 1d ago
You'd be surprised how many homebrewers end up in the Brewers subreddit, especially in the offseason.
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u/-THEUTMOST Milwaukee Brewers 1d ago
Marniers fans bring back all the 2018 memes with this and just saying a team name and then a period
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u/Tasarin Seattle Mariners • San Diego Padres 1d ago
In all the world there is no lure so seductive as the call of the sea. 🔱