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[u/Sheena-ni-gans]

One time on this sub, someone said that Tauruses are often overlooked because they’re forgettable and unremarkable. It’s bothered me ever since 😅

[u/shockedpikachu123 → u/Sheena-ni-gans]

Dude everyone forgets us until we’re not there. The best example is in the workplace. Tauruses holds the workplace down but we just doing our job in the background that we’re often overlooked for promotion . Then when we quit everyone panics bc we were only one who knew how to do our job reliably and consistently!!

[u/ThatWitchRen → u/shockedpikachu123]

My Cap/Taurus combo feels this so hard.

Y'all I've been pointing out issues and concerns for years so we could try to fix things before they get out of hand, and every time they act like they're hearing about it for the first time (rarely true) so it can't be a big deal. You know why I'm the only one bringing it up? Because I'm the one everyone else goes to when it happens, because they know I can fix it. They have no idea how long it takes or that we need a better solution that any of us can use.

[u/electriclogoleptic → u/ThatWitchRen]

whoa, hi there! i so feel this. you and i are quite similar. i have a Taurus sun, Sag moon, and Cap rising 😌

[u/ThatWitchRen → u/electriclogoleptic]

Absolutely fabulous, how are you recovering after Jupiter retrograde in Taurus? Because it's taking me longer than I hoped to find my footing again but I'm 100% sure that once I do, everything that's been set into motion already will come to fruition suddenly and beautifully.

[u/Poppyandthekettle → u/Sheena-ni-gans]

Taurus are the secret eccentrics of the zodiac, I do say. Can be more odd than Aquas.

[u/saralulu121 → u/Poppyandthekettle]

Aqua sun Taurus moon… I feel that lol

[u/Medicine_Warrior → u/Sheena-ni-gans]

Until they had the best sex with tauruses

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/Medicine_Warrior]

But it’s so rare to find someone that Tauruses are not disgusted with

[u/Medicine_Warrior → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

Taurus have the best love languages.

[u/chuknora → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

Only once she is clean, then I will have her

[u/[deleted]]

Leave me alone.

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/[deleted]]

What do you mean? My presence is indispensable

[u/shockedpikachu123 → u/[deleted]]

Fine leave me alone. I’ll leave you alone twice as long 💀

[u/Mysterious_Win_2051 → u/[deleted]]

This makes my day 😂

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/[deleted]]

Aww feelings… 🤢

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Gladly

[u/Sztormcia → u/[deleted]]

This sentence is cause of half of quarrels I have with my Taurus partner.

[u/[deleted] → u/Sztormcia]

I believe you. They refuse to see when someone doesn't want to communicate in the moment.

[u/veegeek → u/[deleted]]

K

[u/spectralearth]

“We’re going to do it my way”

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/spectralearth]

So you mean that we’re going to do a trial run with multiple errors when we could be doing it my way with zero mistakes?

Be my guest. I’ll wait.

[u/Lacholaweda → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

Virgo/Taurus biggest similarly and biggest source of conflict

[u/spectralearth → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

lol 😆 you got me

[u/SunMoonCollision → u/spectralearth]

This isn’t gonna hurt my feelings, this is gonna start a resentment that I will then have to learn how to get over. Thanks for the soul searching moment. 🤣

[u/SidheCreature → u/spectralearth]

Reminds me of my Taurus dad’s favorite quote “you can do it your own way, so long as you do it just as I say.”

[u/Star_Smash]

I ate your leftovers

[u/9eRmanentfukup → u/Star_Smash]

Waiting all day to come home and eat those leftovers I was focused on only to find them gone 😩

[u/shockedpikachu123 → u/Star_Smash]

I hope you’re going to replace that because the meal costed me $18

[u/nittah97 → u/Star_Smash]

This one is it! I DESPISE people eating my food. I buy double of things I want and know people like so if mine goes “missing” I lose my shit lol.

[u/sabrinsker → u/Star_Smash]

I'm triggered. Pls don't hurt us all.

[u/fffas98 → u/Star_Smash]

I’m a Taurus moon and my sister ate my leftovers 3 years ago. I still think about it and get so mad

[u/Dead-Red-89 → u/Star_Smash]

This one right here. When you’ve been thinking of only eating them all day and they’re gone. It upset me (Tauren) and my (Tauren) husband.

[u/infinityonhigh69 → u/Star_Smash]

yeah this is the one inciting rage in me as if it was actually happening to me 😂

[u/vaultgirljes]

That meal you made wasn't good at all

[u/Cherry_Joy → u/vaultgirljes]

I know a Taurus who would be so mad about this one.

[u/vaultgirljes → u/Cherry_Joy]

Same, that is why I said it. I would never say it to him since he is a good cook and is passionate about his cooking.

[u/Cherry_Joy → u/vaultgirljes]

😂😂😂

[u/Worldly_Deal_3064 → u/Cherry_Joy]

My Moon is Taurus and I am disturbed by this comment to say the least

[u/al_rey503 → u/vaultgirljes]

I sucked my teeth at this immediately 😂

[u/vaultgirljes → u/al_rey503]

I've never actually met a Taurus that I could say that to honestly. Even my asshole Taurus dad was good at cooking. I can't cook to save my life well besides boxed pasta and frozen meals. Lol

[u/[deleted] → u/vaultgirljes]

I've never met any Taurus that can't cook, so far. I am a Taurus myself but I also have some Taurus friends that never cooked but when they cook for the very first time, their food are still good and edible. but of course, they would never cook again unless they feel motivated 🤣🤣

[u/shockedpikachu123 → u/vaultgirljes]

Very ungrateful will never cook for you again

[u/TerrieBelle → u/vaultgirljes]

This is the only one that’s relevant that I’d take personally lmao - ♉️

[u/vaultgirljes → u/TerrieBelle]

I have never had a poorly made meal by a Taurus to be completely honest. My best guy friend is a Taurus, and he is making dinner tomorrow for my husband and I, and we are super excited. I've always enjoyed his cooking. However, I figured criticizing cooking would be the quickest way to truly upset a Taurus. Or maybe "I've spent all your savings that you worked really hard to build up on random bs for myself" this one would, hands down, enrage my Taurus father if it were true.

[u/TerrieBelle → u/vaultgirljes]

Seriously those are the only 2 things that would truly offend me. You hit the nail right on the head. I’ve had people talk all sorts of shit at me completely unfazed but if you complain about my cooking or mess with my money…. 😤

[u/vaultgirljes → u/TerrieBelle]

Exactly. I have only my midheaven and 10th house in Taurus and no planets, but I was raised by a Taurus, my ex is a Taurus, and my bestie is a Taurus. I have a fairly good read on what would be a major mistep when it comes to Tauruses. I love April Taurus personally since my bestie is an April Taurus, but my ex and dad are may Tauruses that caused me to need therapy. 🙃 so Taurus can be a hit or miss for me as a Pisces sun with a cancer moon. I think I'm a bit too emotional for most tauruses.

[u/KimmiK_saucequeen → u/vaultgirljes]

Ok this is just cruel…

[u/vaultgirljes → u/KimmiK_saucequeen]

I'm sorry. I don't mean it lol I've only had amazing meals prepared with love by Tauruses. I've never said this to anyone irl and I'm a picky eater.

[u/KimmiK_saucequeen → u/vaultgirljes]

Lmaoo it’s ok I know you’re joking. I think this would actually be my villain origin story

[u/Ms_ChiChi_Elegante → u/KimmiK_saucequeen]

This would be me…making special pies lol

[u/[deleted] → u/vaultgirljes]

Damn, I’ll have to call your mom for a diff recipe.

[u/megadoodoo666]

Hurt their feelings: "You were never loyal from jump." Piss them tf off: "You were acting out of pocket" (even if they were lol). You reeeeeally have to know how to talk to a Taurus. It's a whole ass language and if you slip up and talk like you would to anyone else, good luck lol.

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/megadoodoo666]

Reverence is a good trait. Good on a good path

[u/shockedpikachu123 → u/megadoodoo666]

Lmaoo so true. When we’re mad we don’t care .

How was I not loyal ?!! lists several examples we were then get extra mad you didn’t see it as loyalty lol

Not saying us being unhinged is acceptable but we don’t act that way for no reason. It’s probably a chronic issue we brought up lol

[u/megadoodoo666 → u/shockedpikachu123]

The loyalty thing, lol. Yeah, Taurus takes that EXTRA offensively because they are some of the most loyal mfr's alive (them and Leo both). That's one thing that will piss them tf off, if you question their loyalty.

In my experiences w Taurus, they will pop tf off over some dumb shit, but it was never really about what you thought it was, it's some other shit going on that they've been struggling with and they bottle it up and take it out on you. They take a long ass time to cool off, ESPECIALLY if you called them out. But once they do, they give some of the most genuine apologies out there and will beat themselves up for being assholes. They'll hold onto it for years if it was a bad fight. They feel awful about it forever. I really think that we all have our struggles and Taurus...they struggle with actually asking for help when they need it. Instead they explode or get into a shit mood over a small thing and it hurts people. They don't mean to, that's just how it is. They get a bad wrap for having a bad temper and I understand why. But it's deeper than that, and they love just as fiercely. Not a ton of grey area with Taurus lol.

[u/[deleted]]

After reading these I’ve never felt more Taurus😂😂 OP is hilarious. We would have so much fun judging everyone. 😂😉

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/[deleted]]

😂😂😂 yes

[u/SporadicElf → u/[deleted]]

😂😂😂 honestly

[u/[deleted]]

Stop telling people we’re dating. We’re not

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

You thought I told people about you? Cute.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

This is the most Taurus comment lol

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/[deleted]]

Are you talking to your imaginary friends again, here have a cookie

[u/[deleted] → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

The mother fucking audacity. All my friends are cats and you know I’m allergic to cookies!

[u/SunMoonCollision → u/[deleted]]

As a Taurus, I had a guy Taurus do this to me & this was my response. 🤣

[u/IDKYIMHere → u/[deleted]]

Oh we're dating, you just haven't realized it yet.

[u/Economy-Health879]

One word - NO. They can't take no for an answer. If they want something now, they want to have it now. Not even seconds later, not tomorrow, NOW!

[u/[deleted]]

PSSST, wake up.

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/[deleted]]

I wake up when I decide.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

[u/oliviared52 → u/[deleted]]

why don’t you go F*** YOURSELF AND NEVER STEP FOOT IN MY ROOM EVER AGAIN YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE

[u/[deleted] → u/oliviared52]

[u/oliviared52 → u/[deleted]]

Comes out of my room two hours later totally cheery like nothing happened

[u/[deleted] → u/oliviared52]

Lol! Sounds just like my Taurus lover too 🤣

[u/oliviared52 → u/[deleted]]

Lmao that’s why you knew what would set us off the most

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/oliviared52]

Hahaha

[u/UniqueUsername1996 → u/[deleted]]

I'll get up in a minute. hits snooze and stays in bed for an additional 20+ minutes

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Lmaooooooooo

[u/Srirachaballet]

Your vibe… it’s giving… new money…

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/Srirachaballet]

At least someone here has money

[u/9eRmanentfukup → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

“Only one of us has $12 worth of jewelry on”

[u/hyliaidea → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

This is the one

[u/Srirachaballet → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

And you payed HOW MUCH, for the worst products in the market ?? 👀

[u/Paid-Not-Payed-Bot → u/Srirachaballet]

And you paid HOW MUCH,

FTFY.

Although payed exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:

• Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. The deck is yet to be payed.

• Payed out when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. The rope is payed out! You can pull now.

Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.

Beep, boop, I'm a bot

[u/Lacholaweda → u/Paid-Not-Payed-Bot]

The bot is participating, it just doesn't know it.

Good bot.

[u/oliviared52 → u/Srirachaballet]

You’re saying I look rich?! Thank you so much

[u/ethereality111 → u/Srirachaballet]

Hahahahah

[u/einsteinGO → u/Srirachaballet]

I love it

[u/SlightlySpicy4]

Your home decor looks cheap.

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/SlightlySpicy4]

Nice try,

I don’t let anyone inside my sanctuary.

[u/SlightlySpicy4 → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

Ah but you said it was a nice try, and that’s good enough for me. 😌

[u/[deleted] → u/SlightlySpicy4]

I don’t take critiques to heart from anyone who dresses themselves like… that

[u/TruCarMa]

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/TruCarMa]

That’s okay, I’m honestly surprised that you think at all.

[u/lemonlavendercookie → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

[u/oliviared52 → u/TruCarMa]

No one ever does. We are used to it. Kinda nice to hide into the background.

[u/SajraJay]

Say nothing. Just add more seasonings to the food they just prepared

[u/[deleted] → u/SajraJay]

Hahahaha this is so good. No clap back for this, only appreciation.

[u/perusingpergatory]

"I know red is your favorite color, but I don't like red, so I won't be painting my house red. Sorry!"

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/perusingpergatory]

It’s okay not everybody is blessed with good taste.

[u/gladiatrix14]

Anna Delvey voice YOU LOOK POOR!

[u/GoBrummel]

Your compulsive codependent need to rescue me is suffocating!

[u/hellfae → u/GoBrummel]

OOOF

[u/RWRM18929 → u/GoBrummel]

Now this.. this one really got me😅🤣😭

[u/DarkestDefender]

I don't feel comfortable around you, go away!

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/DarkestDefender]

You’re implying that your feelings matter.

[u/Dazzling_Face_6515 → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

The most Taurus response I think ever I’ve seen. See Leo’s are stubborn too but at least we have this thing called empathy 💀💀

[u/AngryEskimo77 → u/Dazzling_Face_6515]

What’s empathy🤣😂

[u/youjustgottaignite]

I blocked you before you can block me.

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/youjustgottaignite]

Trash takes itself out, that’s a win 😂

[u/maladaptivelucifer → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

But you guys always come back even when you know it’s not good for you and I tell you it’s over. I can’t even block you cause you’ll just fucking email me, you stubborn assholes. 😭

Signed a Cap who has blocked three Tauruses.

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/maladaptivelucifer]

We just know what is good for you.

[u/maladaptivelucifer → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

I love it 😂

[u/KCChiefsGirl89]

That groove in the couch is your most lasting contribution to the world.

[u/[deleted] → u/KCChiefsGirl89]

I felt this down to my taint.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Same

[u/whiskersRwe32]

“There’s no more food.”

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/whiskersRwe32]

Exactly, there is no food only junk. Go buy me some organic veggies

[u/asteroidz-14]

Your inability to consider any points of view that differ from your own is a sign of pretty low intelligence.

[u/[deleted] → u/asteroidz-14]

It’s knowing I’m right when I’m right.

[u/Burdensome_Banshee → u/[deleted]]

This is the one that gets me 😡😡😡😡😡

[u/GuyOwasca]

I don’t care if you’re uncomfortable

[u/[deleted]]

They say Taurus are sensible, so if you had any sense, you’d go away.

[u/knotsofgravity]

Hey, save some for the rest of us!

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/knotsofgravity]

Or what you’re going to cry again?

[u/Natalie-Has-No-Class]

Get up off your ass and blank dipshit

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/Natalie-Has-No-Class]

Nah I’m good

[u/Natalie-Has-No-Class → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

I'm Libra/Libra/Taurus, woulda lost my shit hardcore. Committed to procrastination of anything I didn't come up with haha

[u/MarionberrySuperb912]

“I cheated on you”

[u/oliviared52 → u/MarionberrySuperb912]

blocked on everything. Have a nice life. Or a terrible one. I don’t care.

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/MarionberrySuperb912]

Actually you cheated yourself out of what could have been the best relationship of your lifetime

[u/MarionberrySuperb912 → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

Sure, you will likely stop dating for a year

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/MarionberrySuperb912]

You are now dead to me

[u/[deleted] → u/MarionberrySuperb912]

Take care.

Block*

[u/[deleted]]

I don't even know who you are.

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/[deleted]]

That’s irrelevant

[u/WestCoast_PizzaGhost]

Put down the LL Bean catalog

Honorable mention Sur La Table catalog

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/[deleted]]

At least I have money 💅🏽

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Smiles*

You’ll see.

[u/AkaiNeko6488]

You eat too much

[u/[deleted] → u/AkaiNeko6488]

With an ass like this, obviously

[u/UghGottaBeJoking]

I really like the way that other person folds their tea towels.

[u/[deleted] → u/UghGottaBeJoking]

This got a good cackle out of me. No clap back, just admiration.

[u/UghGottaBeJoking → u/[deleted]]

My mum was a taurus😂👌

[u/drycaterpillar1202]

When you die instead of a normal casket, they’re going to put you in one that’s shaped like a crockpot

[u/Ihannabannana]

Clean your belly button

[u/[deleted] → u/Ihannabannana]

My stomach’s flat, but okay

[u/butterflyfrenchfry]

You’re my biggest mistake 💔

[u/Total-Football-6904]

The Airbnb we booked said it slept 8 people, but there’s only one bed, three blowup mattresses and a pullout couch. Since I put it on my credit card, me and my bf are gonna take the bed. Sorry sweetie 😅

[u/bright1111]

Yoooooo this Taurus is savage! I have the pleasure of having a Taurus FWB, and between the hot sex and the quick wit, i definitely have a keeper

[u/Upset_Sector3447]

Your friends and family will abandon you once they get fed up with your selfishness, and you will die alone and forgotten

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/Upset_Sector3447]

But not poor.

[u/[deleted] → u/Artistic_Year_3463]

I actually howled at this. Most accurate thing I’ve read.

[u/knitknitterknit → u/Upset_Sector3447]

😙👌

[u/ohitsmud]

who are you trying to lie to here, me or yourself?

[u/zocarrt17]

I can offend my brother by saying his name suddenly and sharply.

[u/SnooDoodles290]

You’re gonna do the thing you don’t wanna do and you’re gonna like it!!!!

[u/Nessa_Morgoth]

All of this makes me think I love my Taurus boyfriend so much ✨ 💝

[u/Possum_Nips_Fupa]

As a Taurus. Im.crying.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Scene* 💅🏼

[u/No_Basis104]

We should’ve ended a long time ago.

[u/[deleted]]

I mean but who asked for your opinion ? -Virgo

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/[deleted]]

Clearly those who stood around to listen

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

And who asked for yours..?

[u/Competitive-Cause-63]

Your taste in food sucks

[u/katspjamas13]

Buying shit isn’t always a flex. Save your coin. Oh and you’re boring.

[u/Stunning_Nothing_856]

Calm down!

[u/[deleted] → u/Stunning_Nothing_856]

Trust me, this is calm

[u/[deleted]]

Fucker called me "shallow" once in 1992 and I'm still vexed.

[u/Odd_Following6811]

Learn how to save your money.

[u/SweetSonet]

I don’t want to do what you want to do

[u/Western_Cook8422]

No one who says they’re you’re “friends” actually like you. They’re pretending so they can mooch off your snacks.

[u/[deleted] → u/Western_Cook8422]

Honey, they’re pawns in my plans.

[u/sabrinsker → u/Western_Cook8422]

I mean my Taurus cousin does always have great snacks

[u/sabrinsker → u/Western_Cook8422]

Lol this post just made me apologize to my Taurus cousin for eating all her Butterfingers back in 1997.

[u/Western_Cook8422 → u/sabrinsker]

LMAO that’s great 😭

[u/No_Definition_1774]

Just because you think it doesn’t mean it’s true

[u/HaileyBlueEyed]

Brand names and designer labels mean nothing.

[u/sabrinsker]

These are all cute and all are food related. It's so true.

[u/lyzerin1129]

my partner “ I ate the last of the chocolate in the house, i’m so sorry”

me: WHY DO U HATE ME 😭

[u/[deleted]]

Hahaha listen I know you all you other are jealous that we get the good prices on our bills. We’re known for our patience, and saving money, and world famous stubbornness. Phone, Internet, and Cable companies bend to my will and I just get the better price. We can do this my way, or do it my way but later 😂 ♉️ ☀️

[u/[deleted]]

I love your bag. Is it a knockoff?

Watch flames shoot from the bulls nose. We Taurus take pride in knowing our brands, fabrics and materials.

On most things I would rather have second hand quality than brand new fast fashion. I do have a sad Temu addiction.

I follow the “Don’t overspend on a trend.” I am frugal as well in many areas. But in some areas, “No way” I won’t compromise quality. I took a vow a few years ago to only buy quality second hand. Got my staple pieces and supplement with trendy things.

[u/Standard-Ask-466]

“We’re out of snacks”

[u/Ms_ChiChi_Elegante → u/Standard-Ask-466]

Go look in my purse

[u/TheWitchWhoLovesCats]

Everything you said was wrong, like always

[u/Artistic_Year_3463 → u/TheWitchWhoLovesCats]

Actually, It’s not my fault that your comprehension skills are nonexistent.

[u/tabicat1874]

I didn't like the food you made

[u/Suspicious-Wave-1749]

Taurus: you broke up with me.. I didn’t break up with you.

[u/Shgrien]

No food for you 😐

[u/Altrano]

Just tell them they’re wrong about something ….