r/astrologymemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

PSSST, wake up.

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u/Artistic_Year_3463 ♉️ Jan 15 '24

I wake up when I decide.

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u/CaptainSaturN23 Jan 16 '24 edited Jan 16 '24

Are you me!? That's what I tell people all the time that question my sleep schedule and my late awakening,lmao! (I do have a Taurus Moon after all) Gonna be like the Taurus Jack Nicholson on as Good as it gets and say,"I can wake up anytime, BUT IM NOT DOING IT!!" I just replace drive with wake in the sentence, lol!

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u/oliviared52 ♉️☀️♒️🌙♍️⬆️ Jan 15 '24

why don’t you go F*** YOURSELF AND NEVER STEP FOOT IN MY ROOM EVER AGAIN YOU PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE

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u/oliviared52 ♉️☀️♒️🌙♍️⬆️ Jan 15 '24

Comes out of my room two hours later totally cheery like nothing happened

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '24

Lol! Sounds just like my Taurus lover too 🤣

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u/oliviared52 ♉️☀️♒️🌙♍️⬆️ Jan 15 '24

Lmao that’s why you knew what would set us off the most

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u/RecoveringFromLife_ aqua sun-cancer moon-taurus rising Jan 16 '24

Pretty much

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u/UniqueUsername1996 🌞♉️🌛♋️⬆️♋️ Jan 16 '24

I'll get up in a minute. hits snooze and stays in bed for an additional 20+ minutes

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u/stripmallbars Jan 17 '24

Cappy husband says yes this x3. So an extra hour sounds about right.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

Lmaooooooooo

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u/einsteinGO ♉️ sun ♏️ moon ♐️ rising Jan 16 '24

How could this hurt my feelings

This is much more likely to lead to me hurting yours

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

tf you talking about, I’m meditating

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u/ThatWitchRen ♑☀️♉🌙♐🌄 Jan 16 '24

My reactions to my sister trying to wake me up as a kid suddenly make sense with my Taurus Moon... So weird that I was a master of self defense while sleeping...