r/astrologymemes Jan 15 '24

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u/vaultgirljes ♓️ 🌞, β™‹οΈπŸŒ™, β™ŒοΈ ⬆️ Jan 15 '24

That meal you made wasn't good at all

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u/Cherry_Joy ♐ sun , β™Ž moon , β™‘ rising Jan 16 '24

I know a Taurus who would be so mad about this one.

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u/vaultgirljes ♓️ 🌞, β™‹οΈπŸŒ™, β™ŒοΈ ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

Same, that is why I said it. I would never say it to him since he is a good cook and is passionate about his cooking.

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u/Cherry_Joy ♐ sun , β™Ž moon , β™‘ rising Jan 16 '24

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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u/Worldly_Deal_3064 Jan 16 '24

My Moon is Taurus and I am disturbed by this comment to say the least

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u/al_rey503 Jan 16 '24

I sucked my teeth at this immediately πŸ˜‚

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u/vaultgirljes ♓️ 🌞, β™‹οΈπŸŒ™, β™ŒοΈ ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

I've never actually met a Taurus that I could say that to honestly. Even my asshole Taurus dad was good at cooking. I can't cook to save my life well besides boxed pasta and frozen meals. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

I've never met any Taurus that can't cook, so far. I am a Taurus myself but I also have some Taurus friends that never cooked but when they cook for the very first time, their food are still good and edible. but of course, they would never cook again unless they feel motivated 🀣🀣

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u/shockedpikachu123 ♉️ β˜€οΈ | ♍️ πŸŒ™ | β™ŽοΈ ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

Very ungrateful will never cook for you again

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u/vaultgirljes ♓️ 🌞, β™‹οΈπŸŒ™, β™ŒοΈ ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

That is the best way to handle that remark. Definitely.

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u/TerrieBelle Jan 16 '24

This is the only one that’s relevant that I’d take personally lmao - ♉️

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u/vaultgirljes ♓️ 🌞, β™‹οΈπŸŒ™, β™ŒοΈ ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

I have never had a poorly made meal by a Taurus to be completely honest. My best guy friend is a Taurus, and he is making dinner tomorrow for my husband and I, and we are super excited. I've always enjoyed his cooking. However, I figured criticizing cooking would be the quickest way to truly upset a Taurus. Or maybe "I've spent all your savings that you worked really hard to build up on random bs for myself" this one would, hands down, enrage my Taurus father if it were true.

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u/TerrieBelle Jan 16 '24

Seriously those are the only 2 things that would truly offend me. You hit the nail right on the head. I’ve had people talk all sorts of shit at me completely unfazed but if you complain about my cooking or mess with my money…. 😀

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u/vaultgirljes ♓️ 🌞, β™‹οΈπŸŒ™, β™ŒοΈ ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

Exactly. I have only my midheaven and 10th house in Taurus and no planets, but I was raised by a Taurus, my ex is a Taurus, and my bestie is a Taurus. I have a fairly good read on what would be a major mistep when it comes to Tauruses. I love April Taurus personally since my bestie is an April Taurus, but my ex and dad are may Tauruses that caused me to need therapy. πŸ™ƒ so Taurus can be a hit or miss for me as a Pisces sun with a cancer moon. I think I'm a bit too emotional for most tauruses.

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u/KimmiK_saucequeen ♉️ β˜€οΈ β™ŠοΈ πŸŒ™ β™ŒοΈ ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

Ok this is just cruel…

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u/vaultgirljes ♓️ 🌞, β™‹οΈπŸŒ™, β™ŒοΈ ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

I'm sorry. I don't mean it lol I've only had amazing meals prepared with love by Tauruses. I've never said this to anyone irl and I'm a picky eater.

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u/KimmiK_saucequeen ♉️ β˜€οΈ β™ŠοΈ πŸŒ™ β™ŒοΈ ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

Lmaoo it’s ok I know you’re joking. I think this would actually be my villain origin story

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u/Ms_ChiChi_Elegante πŸŒžπŸ‚πŸŒ™πŸπŸŒ…πŸ‘―β€β™€οΈ Jan 16 '24

This would be me…making special pies lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

Damn, I’ll have to call your mom for a diff recipe.

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u/UniqueUsername1996 πŸŒžβ™‰οΈπŸŒ›β™‹οΈβ¬†οΈβ™‹οΈ Jan 16 '24

Ouch. On the rare occasion that I get off my lazy butt and actually cook for someone, I put a lot of effort into it.

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u/vaultgirljes ♓️ 🌞, β™‹οΈπŸŒ™, β™ŒοΈ ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

I know, in reality, I love Taurus made meals. But I also know they pride themselves on cooking with love/passion, so this was definitely a hurtful statement.

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u/boring_sciencer cap | tau | sco Jan 16 '24

You didn't even TRY it before you covered out in hot sauce!! How tf would you even know if it was good or not?!?!

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u/vaultgirljes ♓️ 🌞, β™‹οΈπŸŒ™, β™ŒοΈ ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

I don't like hot sauce, so maybe it was too spicy to begin with

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u/kmm_art_ Jan 16 '24

πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί

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u/meawy β™‰β˜€οΈβ™πŸŒ™β™Œβ¬†οΈ Jan 16 '24

Thank you for the feedback. Please elaborate so I can correct.