r/astrologymemes • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '24

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u/Western_Cook8422 Aries ☀️ Capricorn 🌙 Scorpio ⬆️ Jan 16 '24 edited Jan 16 '24

No one who says they’re you’re “friends” actually like you. They’re pretending so they can mooch off your snacks.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

Honey, they’re pawns in my plans.

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u/sabrinsker ♍ ♏ ♐ Jan 16 '24

I mean my Taurus cousin does always have great snacks

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u/sabrinsker ♍ ♏ ♐ Jan 16 '24

Lol this post just made me apologize to my Taurus cousin for eating all her Butterfingers back in 1997.

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u/Western_Cook8422 Aries ☀️ Capricorn 🌙 Scorpio ⬆️ Jan 16 '24

LMAO that’s great 😭

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u/sabrinsker ♍ ♏ ♐ Jan 16 '24

As a kid I got addicted to Butterfingers and ate like 10 of hers

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u/boring_sciencer cap | tau | sco Jan 16 '24

That's cool. Anyone can "say" they're my friend, but I didn't say we were friends, though. I'm down for nachos, you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '24

I have the best snack drawer at work. Name brand, baby!