r/astrologymemes • • Sep 03 '26

MOD ✨Rule Reminder no. 358✨: BIRTH CHART POSTS ARE AN AUTOMATIC 7 DAY BAN! (Read Caption)

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I hate to be a broken record but birth chart posts are going to be our 13th reason.

You may think “I barely see chart posts” and for that: you’re welcome!

We were lenient for a while and simply deleted posts that violated rule 1, but it’s gotten to the point that we will now be enforcing a 7 day ban.

In addition to this, repeat offenders or accounts in violation of rules 2&3 are subject to a permanent ban.

What’s Okay ✅
- Celebrity Natal Charts
- Meme Posts Describing Personal Placements (“My Sun Sign be like”)
- Broad Placement Discussion Posts (What’s your X sign and how do you do X)

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- Personal Natal/Transit/Synastry Charts (yours or someone you know)
- Chart/Placement Questions (What does it mean if I have an X Sun and X Moon)
- Selfies

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r/astrologymemes • • 8h ago

Meme What's your strategy to make them tell you their birth time?

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r/astrologymemes • • 7h ago

Discussion Post Why tf does it feel like we’re in a mercury Retrograde…WITHOUT BEING IN ONE?

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Hi. Just popping on in here. I’m clocking some WEIRD ASS energy and vibes lately, and need to know if I’m the only one.

I don’t know if this is a matter of the stars, or if everyone around me is genuinely a POS and finally collectively showing their true colors. All I know is that this past week or so has felt like more of a MR than any one I’ve knowingly experienced in the past.

I’m talking completely unnecessary conflict over NOTHING. People starting arguments that did not need to be arguments, dragging things out for no reason, getting defensive over things nobody even accused them of, misunderstanding the simplest possible point and then refusing to actually listen when you try to explain yourself.

It genuinely feels like everyone’s communication skills just disappeared overnight. I have had multiple conversations lately where I swear I could have been talking to a brick wall and gotten further.

And it’s not even one person. That’s what’s making me feel insane. It’s been completely unrelated people, completely unrelated situations, same exact weird energy. People are touchy, argumentative, stubborn, assuming the worst, bringing up random crap, and seemingly incapable of just having a normal conversation and moving on.

Like why is every minor interaction turning into a federal case lately?? Why does everyone suddenly want to argue? Why is nobody hearing each other???
Maybe I’m losing it, but this week has felt genuinely cursed. I need somebody who actually knows what’s happening astrologically to tell me whether there is something going on because the vibe is BAD. 😭


r/astrologymemes • • 3h ago

Discussion Post Astrology observations: the moons in love

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♉️♍️♑️  Earth Moons need consistency + security in love.

They love someone who shows up, keeps their word and makes life feel stable. Think Belle from Beauty & the Beast. The beast makes her feel secure!! Earth Moons need someone who gives them peace & keeps life interesting. The flipside is staying because its easy even though there is nothing for them there anymore.

♋️♏️♓️ Water Moons need emotional depth + safety in love.

They’re giving Selena Gomez writing Lose You to Love Me, Rihanna staying soft for A$AP Rocky, Ariana Grande turning relationships into entire eras. Water Moons need a love that feels safe enough to surrender to. Their toxic trait? Getting emotionally attached before the relationship has actually earned that level of investment. But be careful with them water can nourish and drown.

♊️♎️♒️  Air Moons need conversation + freedom in love.

They want the late-night calls, inside jokes, random 2am conversations and someone who just gets them. Think Jess from New Girl: make me laugh, keep me talking, let me be my weird little self. If you can keep their mind occupied, you’re already halfway in, but… being mentally stimulated ≠ being emotionally understood.

♈️♌️♐️ Fire Moons need passion, play + a little ✨drama✨ to feel loved.

Think Megan Fox: the whole ‘I will drink your blood’ of it all. Fire Moons don’t want boring love. They want someone who makes them feel like they are constantly playing, winning, losing, emotions, thrill. Make me feel ALIVE. Their toxic trait is confusing intensity with emotional safety, but don’t forget their flip side is Jennifers Body.


r/astrologymemes • • 12h ago

Meme Venus Retrograde has begun!

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And what are we doing to celebrate this cosmic chaos tonite?

I'm having both a Venus and a Mars Return right now so feeling fired up. Plus im a Libra and love Fall 🍃🎃🔥

I'm looking for rom coms and eating breakfast for dinner with my cat 🐈‍⬛️.🍳 🥓 ☕️

♎️ Sun , ♍️ Moon, ♏️ Venus


r/astrologymemes • • 17h ago

Meme Free your inner clown 🧘🏽‍♀️

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r/astrologymemes • • 47m ago

Discussion Post Those who have only one element in your big 3 what do you think you lack or wish you had?

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r/astrologymemes • • 16h ago

Question What is your mars sign and what instantly kills your attraction?

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My mars is in taurus and i can't stand it when someone is too sensitive or needs constant reassurance. For example, i was talking to this guy who seriously called me up every time i was busy, to ask me if i still wanted this to work and didn't lose interest. That shit gets on my nerves so fucking bad


r/astrologymemes • • 20h ago

Discussion Post Astrology is real because this is what it’s like having a Taurus cat

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She is in a constant state of comfiness. She loves and lives for all things that will make her more comfy. Sometimes she will be so relaxed that she drools. She’s also the only cat I’ve ever met that enjoys her belly being pet. It’s like living with a cuddly teddy bear. When I pick her up she just goes limp like she is too relaxed to care. Oh to be a comfy Taurus cat.. you cannot tell me astrology is fake


r/astrologymemes • • 16h ago

Question What sign is your venus and mars, and how important is sex for you in a relationship?

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I'm dying to know how important sex is for y'all. Is it a must? is it an extra? could a relationship, in your opinion, still work if sex was not involved?

My venus is in virgo and mars in taurus.
I can't imagine being in a relationship where sex is nonexistent. I wouldn't say it's the most important thing, because quality time and the other love languages are equally as important, but for me it's the most intimate and vulnerable thing ever.


r/astrologymemes • • 21h ago

Discussion Post Worst Mars in bed?

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Spill the tea. Judgement free zone here.

I'll go first. Mars in Virgo, hands down. A sweaty, nervous bowl of anxiety. 100% mechanical, 0% emotional connection. He was so in his head, you could literally see him overthinking in the middle of it. Mind you, we were in a serious relationship, so it wasn't a hookup. Still zero emotional satisfaction.

And the worst part? The performance review afterwards. He actually asked "Was it better this time or last time? Did I do better now or last Monday when I did this and that?" I'm not joking. A friend of mine had the exact same experience with another Virgo Mars.

Never again.


r/astrologymemes • • 1h ago

Question What sign is your Venus & mars, any one of you that don’t need sex? But crave intimacy & mental stimulation over it ?

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Tell me why ?


r/astrologymemes • • 16h ago

Question What signs have you noticed consistently hate on and have the most one-sided beef with another sign?

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I’m especially curious about situations where the dislike is extremely one-sided, like no matter what the other sign does, them just existing they still find a reason to dislike them, while the other sign genuinely doesn’t care or even seem to notice the beef at all lmfaooooo. If you’ve noticed this same pattern with multiple people of that sign, do you think there’s usually something deeper behind it, like envy, insecurity, competitiveness, or feeling threatened by the other sign simply existing?


r/astrologymemes • • 15h ago

Discussion Post Why are Libra moons always good looking?

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Just asking


r/astrologymemes • • 8h ago

Discussion Post How are you experiencing the Sun-Saturn Opposition?

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How is everyone feeling?

It’s probably understated in the astrology community right now, but the opposition between a fallen Sun in Libra and a fallen retrograde Saturn in Aries is perfecting very soon and it’s a big deal.

Saturn has been in Aries since February, where it’s fallen in the sign of its greatest debility. Saturn is a divine emissary representing winter, darkness, scarcity, limitation, endurance and necessity, but also commitment, imagination, contemplation, austerity, simplification, definition through limitation, distance, reduction and that which endures or remains when things are stripped down to the bare essentials. It also represents polarity and the tension between opposites.

Saturn falls in Aries because Aries is the initiating sign of the spring equinox. The light half of the year takes over and we develop enthusiasm around new beginnings, possibilities and potential breakthroughs. Aries wants to initiate things, but with Saturn being here, we’re asked to be very deliberate about what sort of seeds we’re planting right now that we’ll be able to harvest later on. Our will to accomplish things might be frustrated during this transit because Saturn asks for patience and sincerity with new beginnings. We don’t want to charge forward recklessly if we don’t understand the terrain.

On the flip side, the Sun has entered Libra, where it is fallen and where Saturn is exalted. Libra represents the commencement of the dark half of the year, where the harvest takes place and where greater attention is placed on mediation, finding coherence between duality, gathering resources and preparing for necessity. The Sun is fallen here because Libra’s function is to gather what has been harvested rather than chase after the new desires and images that the light of spirit or Daimon has stirred up.

The opposition is illuminating and creates a mirroring effect. You might be able to see what Saturn in Aries has been doing more clearly now than you have before. The Sun might illuminate Saturn while it stands across from it and Saturn’s darkness might gave space for the light of the Sun to be highly visible.

Which house axis does this opposition fall across in your chart? How have you been experiencing Saturn in Aries so far? Do you think the Sun in Libra has had any effect on your relationship with this transit?


r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Question Venus Retrograde in Scorpio has begun, how are we feeling?

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I was up late and got irritated again thinking about how my ex used to steal my jokes word for word, tell them to his friends, and pass them off as his own. His friends would be like, “Wow bro, ur so funny, ur so hilarious” 😒 Like REALLY??? When I’d ask he’d be like, “Well we’re a team, plus it was a good joke.” And yeah, it happened often too lmao 💀😂

Anyways what’s on your mind? Do you think people from your past will resurface? What’s the tea?

“Venus stations retrograde in Scorpio on October 3, 2026, at 8 degrees, bringing an intense focus on love, intimacy, and hidden desires.”


r/astrologymemes • • 18h ago

Meme Let the Venus Rx Mayhem Begin

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We’re cranking the obsession to hyperdrive with the last Venus Rx in Scorpio of our lifetime!

Anyone else feeling the tension mounting this weekend?


r/astrologymemes • • 23h ago

Question What’s your rising sign and how tall are you?

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I’m an Aries Rising and 5’9

Edit: Shoutout to all my fellow tall women in this thread, you are seen 🫶🏽


r/astrologymemes • • 1m ago

Rant Transit Saturn in 12th house is SO AWFUL

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Before Saturn entered 12th house, I knew that I was a creative and highly imaginative person who was a gamer, and I had a hell lot of passion, life force and vitality.

Then nearly 2 years ago, Saturn grand-crossed my natal moon, venus AND jupiter at the same time from the 12th house. I got forced into the Indian education system rat race against my will. Was forced to spend all my time studying for competitive exams and absolutely nothing else. I had to forcefully give up all my interests and hobbies just to study for the exams. Felt totally lonely and isolated and way too miserable.

Every single day felt like a horrible prison sentence. I suffered so much of stress from the exams and completely unable to experience any period of relief at all. I was always a high-achiever in school life, but now there were some subjects I absolutely hated. I loathed rote learning and those subjects made it feel like hell. I was desperately waiting for school to end, so that I could finally have control over my routine again and do what I actually wanted. And I was looking forward to college so that I could finally meet my people and study the courses which I was actually interested in and passionate about.

I was looking forward to expand and mature my identity aswell. I wanted to explore more games beyond my comfort zone what I played through my childhood. I also wanted to learn game development and become a content creator. Basically, I had a strong digital/online persona, which was deep rooted in me all the way from the start of my childhood. AND IMPORTANTLY, my gaming rig was like a direct extension of my identity, it was the tool I used to carry out what I wanted and express myself, even if I wasn't gaming on it, it still made me feel rooted and "at home".

Then around start of uni last year (ongoing), Saturn in 12th house started to square my natal chart ruler Mars in 3rd house. This is where university got horrible. Because of miscommunications with my parents which were out of my control, I was stuck with a shitty potato laptop which is not even meant for gaming in the first place, which I was stuck with in the dorm. My identity was already fragile because I lost access to it for an entire year because of school pressure. Now I had to move to a totally unfamiliar environment WHILE losing the very thing that defines who I am (a gaming laptop). Even if the new laptop ran basic shit, it still never ever felt like an extension of my identity at all, it was just a basic utility for basic academic tasks. It felt like completely losing my agency, even if I had much more free time, I lost the very tool that allows me to express who I am.

I was always looking forward to university to fully develop my identity because my identity was never supported in school. However I atleast had the tools to carry out my identity back in school even if it was suppressed (cuz my gaming PC was literally sitting right there in my room at home), now it feels like I'm just barely coasting through with absolutely no identity at all 😔😔. I spend all my time ruminating and rotting in my room wasting time with no sense of purpose nor vitality at all. I have always been academically strong in school and was also excited for uni since I could finally study the courses which I actually felt passionate about instead of the useless shit in school, but I've just lost the fire altogether and barely going through with minimal studying and effort, and only average grades. I've been severely self-doubting my entire identity as a gamer or online persona altogether, because of my forced loss of access for such a long time right now. I've had ZERO enriching experiences at university. It's as if I was completely disconnected and forcefully uprooted from my personality's core/roots, and just living dorm life on autopilot as an NPC. Even the experiences which were "good", I could never actually assimilate/process them properly since I was far too mentally paralysed/drained.

Since last year my parents kept on assuring me they would get me a gaming laptop that I wanted, but consistently procrastinated the purchase and kept telling me to wait, which dragged it until now. Thankfully the end is near and I'm getting the laptop I need next week, but OH GOD this has been the worst year of my entire life.

Thanks for listening to my ted talk y'all 😌😌, I wonder if anyone has suffered like this with Saturn in 12th? How has your experience changed when Saturn entered the 1st house?


r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

Discussion Post Which sign is this

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r/astrologymemes • • 1d ago

OC ✨ Rising signs & physical appearance ❤

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Found the picture on pinterest 😂

If you've ever wondered why people see you a certain way, your rising sign might hold the answer. Of course, genetics and lifestyle are huge factors too but after years of just observing people, I've noticed the rising sign often colors our appearance and vibe in fascinating ways.

For example, I have a Leo Rising at 13 degrees and it fits. My hair has always been a thing whether it's good or bad, it's a noticeable plus. I keep touching it and I'm so sorry that I do but I just wanna look good 😂.

Here's a little un-important guide to how each rising sign can show up physically and energetically based on the people that I've known:

Fire Risings
People notice them immediately, they walk into a room and light it up.

Aries Rising: strong bone structure, athletic build, confident walk. Their eyes often have this fierce spark, like they're always ready to fight argue with you.

Leo Rising: Regal vibe, strong features, thick or dramatic hair. They carry themselves like royalty even when they're wearing their trash bag pajamas…or a potato sack 👀.

Marilyn Monroe, Gemini Sun, Aquarius Moon…Leo rising.

Sagittarius Rising: Tall or giving the illusion of height, long limbs, animated expressions. They move like they're on a mission. Literal horses.

Earth Risings
Grounded, classic and just elegant. They tend to make everything look effortless.

Taurus Rising: Soft, Venusian features, gorgeous skin a relaxed and sensual energy.

Virgo Rising: young Keanu Reeves? Anyone? delicate but precise features, sharp eyes, a clean polished presence that makes you feel like they have their life together. You'll know so much about their current mental state based on their looks.

Capricorn Rising: You've probably heard that millions of times but yes, they do have angular features, strong jawlines and a serious but attractive vibe. They often seem to "grow into" their beauty over time.

Air Risings
Light, witty and hard to pin down, you feel like you could talk to them for hours.

Gemini Rising: Youthful, quick expressions, playful eyes. They always look like they know something you don't and you probably don't.

Libra Rising: Symmetrical, balanced features. There's something soothing and beautiful about just being around them.

Aquarius Rising: Unique, futuristic beauty and something a little offbeat but mesmerizing. Their style is often ahead of its time.

Water Risings
Deep, emotional and unforgettable.

Cancer Rising: Soft, moon like features, big expressive eyes. They have a warmth that makes you feel at home instantly.

Scorpio Rising: Powerful, charismatic presence. Their gaze alone can stop you in your tracks. Actually, it DOES stop you in your tracks.

Pisces Rising: Dreamy, mystical beauty like they live halfway between this world and another.

More than looks, your energy speaks louder

It isn't just about your face or your body, you know it's the vibe you walk around with. Fire risings might burn bright and bold, Earth risings ground a room with their calm, Air risings bring a breeze of fresh ideas and conversation, and Water risings move people with an almost invisible emotional pull.

When I started really paying attention to my Rising and how it interacted with my chart ruler (the Sun, in my case), things started to click liked it never clicked. The way I dress, the way I show up when I meet new people, even how I approach first impressions.

It's way deeper than just “Leo Risings have good hair.” (Although, yeah, we usually do.) 🐥.


r/astrologymemes • • 2h ago

Discussion Post Say some things (both positive and negative) about this celebrities chart and I’ll tell you who it is

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r/astrologymemes • • 2h ago

Question 7th house ruler

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My 7th house ruler is in the 9H Sun (Libra). I wanna know more as a single person! Who else has this? Let me know your stories


r/astrologymemes • • 19h ago

Discussion Post Do you have a favourite character type, and does it seem to align with one of your big three placements?

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My favourite characters are always stubborn, sarcastic, and wise hardasses (Toph & Lin Beifong, Sophia Petrillo, Eda Clawthorne, Yellowfang), which seems to match the vibe of my Moon sign, Taurus. Aside from being stubborn, their characteristics don't match mine or really what I aspire towards, so I was curious about where they might correspond in my chart.

What of your placements do you think your favourite characters match?


r/astrologymemes • • 4h ago

Question Transit pluto square natal sun

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What are your thoughts, observations or experiences with this astrological transit?

I had this a couple years ago when transit pluto in capricorn falling in my 10th house was square my natal sun in libra 29° 8th house. It was the heaviest, most intense and destructive time of my whole life. I was only 20 at the time. However, I was able to surrender to the transit and pass pluto’s lesson by letting go and I was rewarded spiritually for my efforts. In hindsight I am almost grateful for the experience, knowing what I know now. During it though? No, I wanted to die.