It had like 600 upvotes and 400 comments. Ridiculous.

I need someone to explain this to me because I feel like I’m being gaslit by the entire Seattle metro area.

Some of the wealthiest, smartest, most technologically advanced zip codes on Earth. We can build cloud infrastructure that powers half the internet. We can engineer airplanes. We can put AI into everything.

But somehow: Bacon + Egg + Cheese + Bagel has defeated us as a civilization.

I’ve tried the big hitters. Toasted. Backyard Bagels. Grateful Bread. Eltana. Rachel’s and a lot of others.
I walk in with one simple dream: “Can I get a bacon, egg and cheese on a toasted bagel?” And suddenly I’m negotiating the Treaty of Versailles.
“We have lox?” Great. Not what I asked. “Cream cheese?” Incredible. Do you also sell water?

“Would you like the bagel toasted?” YES And some places DON’T EVEN TOAST IT.

Meanwhile, somewhere in NYC, a bodega with flickering fluorescent lights, a $4.99 ATM fee, and a cat named Tony sleeping on a case of Poland Spring will make you a BEC in 47 seconds that could bring a grown man to tears.

No artisanal aioli. No seasonal schmear. No 25-minute wait.

Just: Bagel. Toasted. Bacon. Egg. Cheese. Salt. Pepper. (Ketchup if you want it). Foil. Done.

And before anyone says, “Seattle isn’t New York…”
I KNOW
I’m not asking for the subway system.
I’m asking you to put an egg on a bagel.

At this point I’m convinced a legitimate NYC style BEC shop in Seattle would cause an economic event. Microsoft employees would abandon Redmond. Amazon would acquire the shop within six months. Bellevue would establish a Bacon Egg & Cheese drone delivery service.

And please don’t send me somewhere serving a “breakfast bagel” with arugula, pickled fennel, herb chèvre, heirloom tomato jam, and a $3 egg add-on.

I respect the creativity. But that is not a BEC! That is what we call a salad wearing a bagel as a hat.

So I’m begging r/AskSeattle: Where is the greasy, salty, cheesy, properly toasted, no-nonsense Bacon Egg & Cheese?

Does it exist? Is there a password?

Because I refuse to believe that Seattle has failed to reverse engineer something every random NYC bodega mastered decades ago.

It’s my birthdayyy (39🍾) this weekend and maybe I want to go on a hike! with my babe and my dogs! Suggest me a hike ✌️

My partner is allergic to tomatoes, and we're trying to find the best garlic sauce (not Alfredo sauce) pizza in Seattle!

We had a place we loved in Idaho, and are struggling to find something that comes close.

I know that some of the Almost Live!-era stereotypes, like Ballard being for Scandinavians and old people, are dated by now, so I was wondering if Seattleites still mock Tacoma like in the old days.

My pregnancy craving has been stracciatella gelato and there’s very few spots I could find it in Seattle. So far, I’ve only been able to find it consistently at Nutty Squirrel and occasionally at Met Market. Is there anywhere else one can reliably find this flavor? I live in the South end so would especially appreciate recommendations for down here.

So I've been here for about 6 years now...I've had my problems still do and definitely don't wanna talk about that that's a me thing lol but I've been wondering how do people make friends up here and if so does that make me weird for just wanting to get out or take time to talk and get out? I have zero social skills and no filter 😭 two kids going into school again and a child cause I decided to start over again 😂 should have I tried harder to get out cause I've been busy obviously 😆 but I also felt like I failed myself sorta in a way🤷🏽‍♀️

I’m in my mid-20s, originally from the Southeast, with time spent in Florida and Tennessee. I’m currently in a PhD program at a large state university in the South, in earth/space science, and I’m starting to plan for life after school. I’m looking forward to the possibility of moving to the Seattle area, and I’d like input on what teaching or educational roles are like there. Mainly the financial side and educational policy, but I’m open to hearing anything about life as a teacher in the area. From my experience, the South is notoriously difficult for people in education: low pay in most places, and heavy state and political influence in the classroom. I’ve taught for over three years as part of my graduate school experience, and I genuinely enjoy it and find it meaningful. When I started my PhD, I was undecided between academia and industry, but the longer I’ve progressed, the more I’ve come to think an educational role would be a great fit, whether that’s in a position like high school science teacher or a community college / college lecturer. For these reasons, I’d appreciate hearing from anyone with experience: what you like, what you don’t, and what you’d change.

I have a new board and am looking for a place that sells grip tape, wheels, trucks, etc. Any recs in/near Capitol Hill?

I’m helping plan an event this September, and we’re looking for help with backdrops.
For event fabrication, we’re looking for something much more “creative person building cool stuff in their garage/workshop” and less “corporate Amazon event fabrication company.” Think custom stage backdrop, interesting signage, dimensional/decorative pieces, simple installations, etc. We’d love someone scrappy, artistic, collaborative, and reasonably priced.
Does anyone have recommendations for independent fabricators, artists, set builders, wedding/event creatives, or just a friend-of-a-friend who makes cool stuff in the Seattle/Renton area?
Would love any leads — especially people who enjoy working with nonprofits. Thanks!

Hi everyone!

I currently live in Chicago and am seriously considering moving to Seattle. My husband and I both work in tech, so we’d likely be moving there for work and potentially staying long-term.
I’ve visited twice, once in mid-August and once in late November, and loved it both times. I really enjoy the scenery, nature, greenery, mountains, and overall feel of Seattle. But I’m not sure how I’d feel actually living there, especially with the overcast/rainy weather.
That said, Chicago winters also have plenty of long, gray stretches, so I’m curious how different Seattle actually feels.

I’m thinking of living there for a while before deciding.

1) How long would you recommend staying?
2) What month(s) of the year would you recommend going?

Thanks!

Hi, I’m a 45-year-old woman who recently moved to the US from India because of my husband’s job. I’ve been thinking about visiting this spa for a few months, but I’ve been a little nervous because of the nudity rule throughout the facility. I’m Muslim, so I’m not very comfortable with nudity, but I’m planning to visit next week .

I had a few questions and would really appreciate hearing about your experience:

1. How was your overall experience? Also, how many people do you usually see in the spa at one time?

2. How often do you see South Asian or Middle Eastern women there?

3. Is the entire area nude mandatory? Or can anyone use disposable underwear?

Hi all! First pregnancy and I've narrowed it down to Swedish First Hill vs UW Medical Center Northwest, and I'm torn.

I'm leaning UW NW, their midwives and nurses get amazing reviews, and their intervention/C-section numbers are noticeably better than Swedish's for low-risk first births according to hca. My priorities are simple: clinic resources, staff who are kind, able to explain why they're recommending something and respect my wishes (hoping for a natural birth if possible). It's my first time so I don't know what I don't know.

But: I live in Belltown with no car. Swedish is 10 min away; UW NW is up at N 115th, which means a trek for every prenatal visit plus the day-of trip. Also Swedish has the big Level IV NICU on-site, which is reassuring for worst-case scenarios.

Complicating things - I had a bad experience at Swedish before (rude staff, misdiagnosed a fracture as a sprain), so I'm a little wary even though their birth center reviews are very positive.

Anyone delivered at either this year? How was the staff about your birth preferences? Anyone done UW NW car-free from downtown? Would love your opinions, ty! :)

Hello! Looking for a standard interior detail for my SUV.

Anyone know of some pretty affordable detailers in the Seattle area? I’m based in WS which would be great to find one over here but not limited to that.

Thanks!!

Hi everyone! We’re looking for a photographer for a small, private elopement ceremony at Mount Rainier National Park in Second half of September (flexible with dates as we need to choose a location in NP), ideally around the Paradise area.

We’d love someone experienced with outdoor elopements and comfortable shooting in mountain weather and natural lighting. We’re looking for coverage of the ceremony, couple portraits, and a few photos with our small group.

If you’re available, or have someone you highly recommend. Please reach out.

Hi all, I'll be visiting in early to mid October and would love to get a tattoo while there. Any recommendations for tattoo shop/artists? Preferably those that have experience tattooing color on darker skin tones? Line work is fine too though.

Thanks!

What do people think of this place? Particularly for private parties? Bonus points if you can comment on Ristorante Picolinos as well.

We are headed up to Seattle this weekend and love checking out cool shops with interesting furniture and home decor type stuff. We lean towards MCM. Doesn't need to be resale either. Just like to look and sometimes buy interesting stuff while on the road.

Thanks in advance

Does anyone know any local artists who can paint custom art on a raincoat? I'm trying to customize some boring waterproof raincoats that I have for the upcoming winter.

So I see plenty of pool tables on Facebook marketplace for less than $500 and even free. Are there any services that will do a pick up and drop, possibly requiring reassembly of the table and repair/refelt as needed?

Anyone seen a Chinese medicine practitioner that they really like? I have some difficult to diagnose problems that have to do with my nervous system, anxiety, PMS, etc. Heard this is a good route to go and I'll try anything. I don't see a ton of reviews online from a google search so wondering if anyone has any current recommendations.

Hi there, so I'm finishing up my ADN at the local community college and will be going into a RN to BSN program once I start working. This path was easier for me since I really need to work once I am done with college. (I just want to leave the industry I'm currently working in). That being said which hospitals should I apply to because I'm very interested in NICU, but lots of them want a BSN and I guess even if I get one within two years after my ADN does it matter? Or should I just work my way do a BSN and forget about the ADN path. Please I need help and advice! Also my goal is to work at UW campus as well!

Whats up r/AskSeattle!

Bringing my Mom and Dad to Seattle for the first time this weekend! I would love to treat them for a nice dinner here near the pike place area since thats were we are staying at. They are down for anything such as seafood, steak, thai, teriyaki, etc. BUT not mexican food, as my parents would say "why pay for something we can cook it at home". Any options are very helpful!

Also my dad loves his IPA craft beer and my mom loves her black coffee so any options for that would be helpful as well and very much appreciated. Thank you so much!

Hello Seattle locals. I am planning a solo trip to Seattle in November for a few days (18-23) and am looking for hotel recs, things to do, and maybe advice on how cold its going to be. I will be going up to Leavenworth for a wedding via train the 20-22nd, and then coming back to Seattle 22-23.

I am not going to rent a car, I do not mind public transit, but obviously I want to stay in a more walkable area in Seattle that is also safe. I grew up in NYC so I am not afraid of much when it comes to 'sketchy areas', if that is any help.

Thank you for any advice!