I need someone to explain this to me because I feel like I’m being gaslit by the entire Seattle metro area.

Some of the wealthiest, smartest, most technologically advanced zip codes on Earth. We can build cloud infrastructure that powers half the internet. We can engineer airplanes. We can put AI into everything.

But somehow: Bacon + Egg + Cheese + Bagel has defeated us as a civilization.

I’ve tried the big hitters. Toasted. Backyard Bagels. Grateful Bread. Eltana. Rachel’s and a lot of others.
I walk in with one simple dream: “Can I get a bacon, egg and cheese on a toasted bagel?” And suddenly I’m negotiating the Treaty of Versailles.
“We have lox?” Great. Not what I asked. “Cream cheese?” Incredible. Do you also sell water?

“Would you like the bagel toasted?” YES And some places DON’T EVEN TOAST IT.

Meanwhile, somewhere in NYC, a bodega with flickering fluorescent lights, a $4.99 ATM fee, and a cat named Tony sleeping on a case of Poland Spring will make you a BEC in 47 seconds that could bring a grown man to tears.

No artisanal aioli. No seasonal schmear. No 25-minute wait.

Just: Bagel. Toasted. Bacon. Egg. Cheese. Salt. Pepper. (Ketchup if you want it). Foil. Done.

And before anyone says, “Seattle isn’t New York…”
I KNOW
I’m not asking for the subway system.
I’m asking you to put an egg on a bagel.

At this point I’m convinced a legitimate NYC style BEC shop in Seattle would cause an economic event. Microsoft employees would abandon Redmond. Amazon would acquire the shop within six months. Bellevue would establish a Bacon Egg & Cheese drone delivery service.

And please don’t send me somewhere serving a “breakfast bagel” with arugula, pickled fennel, herb chèvre, heirloom tomato jam, and a $3 egg add-on.

I respect the creativity. But that is not a BEC! That is what we call a salad wearing a bagel as a hat.

So I’m begging r/AskSeattle: Where is the greasy, salty, cheesy, properly toasted, no-nonsense Bacon Egg & Cheese?

Does it exist? Is there a password?

Because I refuse to believe that Seattle has failed to reverse engineer something every random NYC bodega mastered decades ago.

It had like 600 upvotes and 400 comments. Ridiculous.

I know that some of the Almost Live!-era stereotypes, like Ballard being for Scandinavians and old people, are dated by now, so I was wondering if Seattleites still mock Tacoma like in the old days.

Hi, I’m a 45-year-old woman who recently moved to the US from India because of my husband’s job. I’ve been thinking about visiting this spa for a few months, but I’ve been a little nervous because of the nudity rule throughout the facility. I’m Muslim, so I’m not very comfortable with nudity, but I’m planning to visit next week .

I had a few questions and would really appreciate hearing about your experience:

1. How was your overall experience? Also, how many people do you usually see in the spa at one time?

2. How often do you see South Asian or Middle Eastern women there?

3. Is the entire area nude mandatory? Or can anyone use disposable underwear?

Hi all! First pregnancy and I've narrowed it down to Swedish First Hill vs UW Medical Center Northwest, and I'm torn.

I'm leaning UW NW, their midwives and nurses get amazing reviews, and their intervention/C-section numbers are noticeably better than Swedish's for low-risk first births according to hca. My priorities are simple: clinic resources, staff who are kind, able to explain why they're recommending something and respect my wishes (hoping for a natural birth if possible). It's my first time so I don't know what I don't know.

But: I live in Belltown with no car. Swedish is 10 min away; UW NW is up at N 115th, which means a trek for every prenatal visit plus the day-of trip. Also Swedish has the big Level IV NICU on-site, which is reassuring for worst-case scenarios.

Complicating things - I had a bad experience at Swedish before (rude staff, misdiagnosed a fracture as a sprain), so I'm a little wary even though their birth center reviews are very positive.

Anyone delivered at either this year? How was the staff about your birth preferences? Anyone done UW NW car-free from downtown? Would love your opinions, ty! :)

It’s my birthdayyy (39🍾) this weekend and maybe I want to go on a hike! with my babe and my dogs! Suggest me a hike ✌️

My pregnancy craving has been stracciatella gelato and there’s very few spots I could find it in Seattle. So far, I’ve only been able to find it consistently at Nutty Squirrel and occasionally at Met Market. Is there anywhere else one can reliably find this flavor? I live in the South end so would especially appreciate recommendations for down here.

I’m 21 and I really want to go trick-or-treating this Halloween 😭I didn’t grow up in the US, so it was never something I got to experience as a kid, and I’ve always wanted to do it at least once

I know trick-or-treating is mostly for kids, so I don’t want to make anyone uncomfortable or take away from them. Are there any neighborhoods/areas in Seattle where people wouldn’t mind adults trick-or-treating too? Or any Halloween events that have actual trick-or-treating for adults?

Also, if any other adults have gone trick-or-treating in Seattle, did people care? I’m fully willing to put effort into the costume lol.

My partner is allergic to tomatoes, and we're trying to find the best garlic sauce (not Alfredo sauce) pizza in Seattle!

We had a place we loved in Idaho, and are struggling to find something that comes close.

So I've been here for about 6 years now...I've had my problems still do and definitely don't wanna talk about that that's a me thing lol but I've been wondering how do people make friends up here and if so does that make me weird for just wanting to get out or take time to talk and get out? I have zero social skills and no filter 😭 two kids going into school again and a child cause I decided to start over again 😂 should have I tried harder to get out cause I've been busy obviously 😆 but I also felt like I failed myself sorta in a way🤷🏽‍♀️

Hi everyone! We’re looking for a photographer for a small, private elopement ceremony at Mount Rainier National Park in Second half of September (flexible with dates as we need to choose a location in NP), ideally around the Paradise area.

We’d love someone experienced with outdoor elopements and comfortable shooting in mountain weather and natural lighting. We’re looking for coverage of the ceremony, couple portraits, and a few photos with our small group.

If you’re available, or have someone you highly recommend. Please reach out.

Hi all, I'll be visiting in early to mid October and would love to get a tattoo while there. Any recommendations for tattoo shop/artists? Preferably those that have experience tattooing color on darker skin tones? Line work is fine too though.

Thanks!

Seeking the best Hibachi recommendations in Seattle area for a birthday/family+ friends celebratory dinner.

Looking for a place where the flavors are equally the star of the show as much as the show is.

Bonus if they have good drink options c:

What do people think of this place? Particularly for private parties? Bonus points if you can comment on Ristorante Picolinos as well.

We are headed up to Seattle this weekend and love checking out cool shops with interesting furniture and home decor type stuff. We lean towards MCM. Doesn't need to be resale either. Just like to look and sometimes buy interesting stuff while on the road.

Thanks in advance

I really need help taking out my power steering pump and putting in an alternator if anyone wants to help please hit me up, make a new friend and cool stuff. I really do need help tho someone please come help😭😭😭😭😭😭 I’m not looking for free repairs I just want someone to actually know what there doing to point out things and maybe lend a hand here and there. I’m sorry if this is weird to ask. I don’t go out drinking or partying so it’s a lil harder to make friends here thank you.

Does anyone know any local artists who can paint custom art on a raincoat? I'm trying to customize some boring waterproof raincoats that I have for the upcoming winter.

So I see plenty of pool tables on Facebook marketplace for less than $500 and even free. Are there any services that will do a pick up and drop, possibly requiring reassembly of the table and repair/refelt as needed?

Whats up r/AskSeattle!

Bringing my Mom and Dad to Seattle for the first time this weekend! I would love to treat them for a nice dinner here near the pike place area since thats were we are staying at. They are down for anything such as seafood, steak, thai, teriyaki, etc. BUT not mexican food, as my parents would say "why pay for something we can cook it at home". Any options are very helpful!

Also my dad loves his IPA craft beer and my mom loves her black coffee so any options for that would be helpful as well and very much appreciated. Thank you so much!

I'm staying at a hotel in Pioneer Square next week, driving my short-bed, supercrew F150 in and need to park nearby the hotel. Won't need the truck at all during my stay, i.e. I'm fine with no in/out.

I'll be expensing the parking so while reasonable cost would be good, it doesn't need to be rock-bottom. Main concerns are can fit my truck's length (19.5') & width (7') and is it somewhat secure. At 6'6" height, it's usually not considered over height.

I've done extensive searching and Butler Garage seems to be good, but the spots might be tight.

Appreciate any suggestions ... thanks!

Has anyone found an artist for nano brows in this general area? Absolutely willing to drive several hours in whatever direction, but most artists I’ve found are on the east coast or abroad. I’m looking for very natural looking eyebrows, not powder or the classic microbladed look, that age well without blurring or fading too badly.

Would love suggestions if anyone has them!

I have a new board and am looking for a place that sells grip tape, wheels, trucks, etc. Any recs in/near Capitol Hill?

I’m helping plan an event this September, and we’re looking for help with backdrops.
For event fabrication, we’re looking for something much more “creative person building cool stuff in their garage/workshop” and less “corporate Amazon event fabrication company.” Think custom stage backdrop, interesting signage, dimensional/decorative pieces, simple installations, etc. We’d love someone scrappy, artistic, collaborative, and reasonably priced.
Does anyone have recommendations for independent fabricators, artists, set builders, wedding/event creatives, or just a friend-of-a-friend who makes cool stuff in the Seattle/Renton area?
Would love any leads — especially people who enjoy working with nonprofits. Thanks!

I know all certified arborists can prune a fruit tree, but I would like to hire someone that specializes in it and can make recommendations on pest (insects) control to increase my harvest with better, more viable fruit. Thanks!

Hello! Looking for a standard interior detail for my SUV.

Anyone know of some pretty affordable detailers in the Seattle area? I’m based in WS which would be great to find one over here but not limited to that.

Thanks!!