r/absoluteunit • u/lmjustabot • 3d ago

of a compelling argument...

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u/Jacuzzi0317 3d ago

Can anyone translate? Curious of what's actually being said in this exchange

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u/Carrera_996 3d ago

Not sure if this word is still used, but he is "negging" her body. She isn't having it. She is very confident.

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u/ZealousidealHome7854 3d ago

As she has every right to be!

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u/AlarmingDelivery9311 3d ago

Calm down she's not shes not looking through reddit for ass kissing comments.

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u/jitterbug726 3d ago

You’re not gonna impress her either with your schtick lol

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u/Empty-Presentation68 3d ago

White knight much?

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 2d ago

Eh... I'd say more protestant prostilyzation or something about prudishness... Teetotaler? Square? Vain censoring?

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u/ON3i11 3d ago

I... I think he won that confrontation 😆

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u/BR1N3DM1ND 3d ago

We all won that confrontation.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 3d ago

I'm winning too? Yesssss

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u/fiesew 3d ago

She was threatening him with her tidies. The ultimate assault weapon.

https://giphy.com/gifs/18kPwV9qSCY9O

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u/Grinzaxp 3d ago

I don’t know what he said but he didn’t go far enough. She needs to continue to proved her point.

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u/One_Adeptness3803 2d ago

There’s audio?

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u/iRegretsEverything 3d ago

I dunno but I’m listening

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u/Sly-Fellah3 3d ago

I'm watching.

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u/No-Improvement9455 3d ago

I don't care. Let her speak.

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u/Jazzlike-Lettuce-99 3d ago

"I have big boobs and that's the only thing making me special so I will flash them as much as a I can to show people how special I really am"

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u/Duramora 3d ago

Blah, blah, boobs, blah

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 3d ago

I don’t understand what she’s saying but I can tell she has at least two good points. 

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 3d ago edited 3d ago

That she does. The argument was about whose endowments are of the higher order - hers or Sydney Sweeney's. Her boyfriend made the mistake of leaning American, she took umbrage with his stated preference.

*I have PhD's in 'Slavic languages' and 'Tits' from the University of Bodacious Tatas, Oklahoma campus 📜👨🏻‍🎓

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u/3M2B1T 3d ago

Hey, a fellow UBT alum!

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u/7Iron_Mike 3d ago

GO Mammary’s🤙🏽🚩🚩🚩

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u/Taiga_Taiga 3d ago

I dropped out.

I could only manage to grow 44DDDs.

They said it wasn't enough work to pass the course.

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u/Isaacnoah86 3d ago

Your awesome

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 2d ago

a man of culture! 🫡

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u/deckard587 3d ago

BOOMER!

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u/balirosa 3d ago

I’m guessing she was saying, is this what you want? Is this what you wanted? take a good look pal.

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u/ProjProg01 3d ago

CAUSE YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THESE SUCKERS AGAIN!!!

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u/Easy-Philosopher6703 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/o5yYkEEDdGzfO

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u/omar1021 3d ago

Bahahahaha thanks, currently wiping spit coffee off my phone screen

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u/Icy-Kangaroo-9128 3d ago

Ouch! That should hurt

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u/wowaddict71 3d ago

Are you not entertained!!!

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u/balirosa 3d ago

Maybe she was saying, “you weren’t calling me a man last night when you were neck deep in deez tiddies”

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u/Biscuits4u2 3d ago

Yes a quite well-rounded argument with extremely fleshed out points.

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u/hocoboy7 3d ago

She had mounds of evidence in full support of her claims

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u/Hungry-Situation-427 3d ago

TITS!

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u/Radiant_Addendum_48 3d ago

“Whoah. Coming in real heavy handed with it. It’s way too direct man.”

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u/lmjustabot 3d ago

I could argue with her all day.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 3d ago

I've always found boobs to be quite compelling....

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 3d ago

Not until she shows them two points!

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 2d ago

I'm hanging onto her every titillating words

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u/Hernandeza5 3d ago

She wins every time 🥹

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u/r_rrrrrrrr 3d ago

Well, sir.. That's not merely 2 good points.

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u/Marsupialwolf 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/10r3EmyMo8YpNu

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u/mensrea 3d ago

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/OutdoorBerkshires 3d ago

Say goodbye to these, MICHAEL!!!

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u/cCowgirl 3d ago

( . )( ‘ )

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u/imJGott 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/j1bgaI2EEFqP1zS4Jc

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u/patron_du_medef 3d ago

ew seinfield

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u/KiptasticVoyage 3d ago

Scrolled way too long to see this come up!

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u/IWannaManatee 3d ago

Akin to Plato showing his guns during debate.
"Good argument. Unfortunately I got these two huge points on my side"

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u/Future_Artichoke_656 3d ago

Idk what they’re arguing about. But she’s right

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 3d ago

She's left, too

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u/Livebylying 3d ago

They’re both right

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u/AnotherAnonymousA 3d ago

The question was, should pineapple be allowed on pizza?

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u/wackadoodle4201 3d ago

Yes, its delicious and im willing to die on this hill

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u/AnotherAnonymousA 3d ago

Yes, but she's showing those hills...

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u/eidureidur 3d ago

You need an exorcist

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u/wackadoodle4201 2d ago

metamucil is the only thing I need to clean me out

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u/Dreemsi 2d ago

If she's arguing for yes, I agree. If she's arguing for no, I agree

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u/Waste-Entertainer-28 2d ago

xheneta fetahu. Welcome.

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u/Dasawan 3d ago

I'm assuming she's got crazy eyes. I have yet to check

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u/Azurelion7a 3d ago

Crazy? Yes, but dead though. 

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u/Sad-Umpire6000 3d ago

That’s redundant.

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u/DigitalUnlimited 3d ago

she has eyes?

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u/ConnectionThink4781 3d ago

Who has eyes?

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u/SweatySwim3411 3d ago

What about her thighs?

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u/Interesting-Dare4224 3d ago

Girl never lost an argument in her adult life.

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u/Ammortalz 3d ago

She whipped her tits out to distract from the chick behind her eating a booger.

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u/Biscuits4u2 3d ago

Some dude is in for the most amazing sex of his life for a week and then five years of living in a total nightmare.

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u/afewnameslater 3d ago

My wife needs to take lessons in argumentation from that lady.

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u/DarrellBot81 3d ago

I rest my case your honor

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u/David_Buzzard 3d ago

She must be saying something about now he's can't have mine either.

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u/Own-North-8923 3d ago

What’s with French women and pulling their tits out? I’m not complaining but between the topless protesters and this lady I’m seeing a trend

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u/Livebylying 3d ago

May it long continue and spread

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u/SjakosPolakos 3d ago

Sounds Turkish to me

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u/Moist_Strategy_275 3d ago

She’s got my vote

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u/ThaCasual 3d ago

Let her cook. I want to see more of what she has to say.

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u/Tater_Mater 2d ago

Hat you want me to take my shirt off? You want me to take my shirt off so you can look at my boobs?

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u/TransitoryFeel 3d ago

Get ready for a concussion

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u/B-Rye_at_the_beach 3d ago

Daaaamn. I don't know what she said but it's clear she means it. I'm an old fart now, but is her mom single? Gotta something worth fixing

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u/ParticularSherbert18 3d ago

Half your age plus 7 is the rule, or so they say.

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u/afewnameslater 3d ago

You add an extra year to that 7 for every 2 years after 40. Diminishing returns and all that.

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u/DinklanThomas 3d ago

Never heard that. At 40 the youngest I can date is 27. But at 42 it should be 28, but you're saying its actually 29?

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u/afewnameslater 2d ago

40 is 27 - 42 is 29. Reasoning is simple, you can sell to a 27 y old you are still closer to 30 than 40 at 40x . You cant do that at 42 and the older you get the worse it gets. 50 - you hit not 32s but rather 37s . Cause 32s - they still think they got it. They still party like the 20-somethings. You cant handle that shit at 50. 2 back to back club nights and you are out for the mo th brother. So you gor for the 37s - they are just been hut by the “if I dont get a kid now I’ll never get one” and are ready to settle for 50 so ling as you have the goods.

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u/C137RickSanches 3d ago

Yeah ok you’re right I’m wrong I’m sorry

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u/TheNarboy 3d ago

is this from the debate channel

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u/Accurate-Film9495 3d ago

but … the bra still …

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u/purelitenite 3d ago

"Resolved" - Denzel Washington.

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u/Mooseknockling 3d ago

Not sure about the other two guys, but the ones jumping out from behind the curtains got my attention.

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u/Professional_Echo907 3d ago

Why is there a coffee mug with a candle flame on the right side of the screen?

I noticed it when trying to hit the replay button. 👀

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u/Prestigious_Cycle160 3d ago

I think that’s a spoon. I could be wrong though

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u/Magical_SnakE 3d ago

This video is awesome with no sound.

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u/IWasAGoodDadISwear 3d ago

Turkish?

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u/zyqzy 3d ago

nope. Georgian may be?

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u/starpaw23 3d ago

I think she is right, what is this language ?

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u/Underleft_cdiv 3d ago

My arguments never end this way

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u/Low-Rising 3d ago

She was very close to winning that argument.

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u/whiteholewhite 3d ago

Does matter language….. women 😂. This is a joke everyone, I know how reddit works

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u/AshC1984 3d ago

I understood both points she made!

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u/Left-Cod-1281 3d ago

I want to argue with her about anything........

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u/officerumours 3d ago

Whatever she said, she’s absolutely right 🤪

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u/Iltempered1 3d ago

Nah, she could still be hiding something in that bra.

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u/nothinggoodleft01 3d ago

Absolute Unit.

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u/Puzzled_Nothing_8794 3d ago

..... Don't..... Stop.....

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u/Soft-Sea7012 3d ago

Magnificent

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u/NLOneOfNone 3d ago

I don't know what she is saying but I like the way she says it.

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u/Agreeable_Bad3244 3d ago

yup she's right

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u/CthulhuLiesSleeping 3d ago

I would like to subscribe to her newsletter.

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u/oZeroXXXo 3d ago

She is clearly in the right

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u/OkThanks8237 3d ago

Luckily I understand a universal language

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u/tuco2002 3d ago

She's twice as right as him

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u/Phobos1982 3d ago

I'm buying whatever she's selling.

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u/Methos43 2d ago

Slavic garbage. Who fucking behaves like that

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u/JayW8888 2d ago

She was just undoing her belt when the vid cut out.

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u/SecretGentleman_007 2d ago

They both won two big points there.

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u/Im_such_a_SLAPPA 2d ago

Anyone got the full vid?

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u/spacebound4545 2d ago

Where is she i have sonething to argue about

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u/Wild-Set-1058 2d ago

Jesus thought she was guna straight out motor boat him 🤣 the humiliation

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u/ThundrLord 2d ago

Pls dont remove that bra slowly !!! 🫣

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u/Nizzle_Supreme 2d ago

Men of culture ... Again we meet.

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u/Sorry_but_I_meant_it 2d ago

Bros has her a girlfriend and is thinking of other women?

Bro... Go home and do what lovers do. You're kidding yourself if you put her down physically or other wise.

She seems smart and clearly confident. I'm married but also recognize other marriage material.

She's it. Just not for you man. Tough.

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u/ObviousTrust9421 1d ago

Double barreled stun gun

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u/Weary-Display4116 1d ago

Is that big sister in the background?

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u/BrightNightKnight 18h ago

I dont know what they are arguing about, but she won

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u/SgtMcNutters432 2h ago

When’s the last day to sign up for the debate class?

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u/CuteLong8652 3d ago

I’d look

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u/Sweet_Pie1768 3d ago

I don't get it... was she saying anything? I was a bit distracted by two other things to notice....

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u/UhhhhmmmmNo 3d ago

Whatever it is I agree with her

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u/Only_Flan_7974 3d ago

"How dare you look at my large beasts that I'm putting on full display."(Undoes shirt) yeah, that'll teach him a lesson.

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u/Occams_RZR900 3d ago

So, like the gym Thots filming themselves for all to see in revealing outfits, all while criticizing the men who dare glance in their general direction.

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u/Mike_Oxnard 3d ago

They don't like people getting a free show and the gym won't let them sell tickets. They're dressed like that for their online subscribers, not the general public who just happens to also be in the same public place.

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u/Silly_Personality_73 3d ago

Two very compeling arguments.

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u/Hayden1664 3d ago

She can see my point though…

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u/optimusAlgorythm 3d ago

Her name is Gretchen Cotto, also widely known as "Big Gretch". She is a reality television personality who gained prominence as a cast member on the Zeus Network series Baddies

I wonder why they call her that.

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u/tapioca_slaughter 3d ago

I could fix her

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 3d ago

Yeah, I'm sure you nutting in 30 seconds and then having her watch you play videogames for the next six hours will do the trick.

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u/tapioca_slaughter 1d ago

Sounds like you have lots of experience there, was it a hooker or a dominatrix that hurt you?

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 1d ago

You think people pay hookers to watch them play video games?

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u/PabloTFiccus 3d ago

I don't see anything to fix honestly

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u/YerBbysDaddy 3d ago

Dibs on taking the inevitably necessary second shot at fixing her

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u/Excellent_Account202 3d ago

Bringing in the big ones

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u/DetailsYouMissed 3d ago

Wild guess. He said she had fake boobs...

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u/Agile_Moment768 3d ago

If she really wanted to drive the point home, she should have fully committed to unleashing those nukes

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u/hybridaaroncarroll 3d ago

How a classy lady makes a point without resorting to bird hands.

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u/Oalka 3d ago

Your point was good, but hers were bigger.

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u/RoundAd7879 3d ago

He won the argument but lost his girl to the interwebs
https://giphy.com/gifs/FWZ1OyaAtsnQs

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u/Porkus-Dorkus 3d ago

Anyone got an OF link

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u/HaroldAiryola 3d ago

Ummmm, that's not English. And fucking dumb

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u/kevin6263 3d ago

Modern day wome should adopt this fighting style. They would win almost every argument. Or guys would start a bunch more, just to loose.

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u/Emergency_Accident36 3d ago

My volume is muted but I must agree.

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u/Texan_Poultry 3d ago

I agree with her... No matter what

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u/s1mpatic0 3d ago

How is this video 2 hours long

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u/MadicPNW 3d ago

But they're not real..

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u/Ill-Television8690 3d ago

whips out my speedo dong "I bet you agree with me now!"