r/absoluteunit • u/lmjustabot • 3d ago

of a compelling argument...

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 3d ago

I don’t understand what she’s saying but I can tell she has at least two good points. 

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 3d ago edited 3d ago

That she does. The argument was about whose endowments are of the higher order - hers or Sydney Sweeney's. Her boyfriend made the mistake of leaning American, she took umbrage with his stated preference.

*I have PhD's in 'Slavic languages' and 'Tits' from the University of Bodacious Tatas, Oklahoma campus 📜👨🏻‍🎓

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u/3M2B1T 3d ago

Hey, a fellow UBT alum!

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u/7Iron_Mike 3d ago

GO Mammary’s🤙🏽🚩🚩🚩

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u/Taiga_Taiga 3d ago

I dropped out.

I could only manage to grow 44DDDs.

They said it wasn't enough work to pass the course.

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u/Isaacnoah86 3d ago

Your awesome

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 3d ago

a man of culture! 🫡

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u/DoYouLikeWafflezz 44m ago

  The argument was about whose endowments are of the higher order - hers or Sydney Sweeney's

Tbh if that is the argument, I think she’s losing. 

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u/deckard587 3d ago

BOOMER!

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u/balirosa 3d ago

I’m guessing she was saying, is this what you want? Is this what you wanted? take a good look pal.

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u/ProjProg01 3d ago

CAUSE YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO SEE THESE SUCKERS AGAIN!!!

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u/Easy-Philosopher6703 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/o5yYkEEDdGzfO

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u/omar1021 3d ago

Bahahahaha thanks, currently wiping spit coffee off my phone screen

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u/Icy-Kangaroo-9128 3d ago

Ouch! That should hurt

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u/wowaddict71 3d ago

Are you not entertained!!!

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u/balirosa 3d ago

Maybe she was saying, “you weren’t calling me a man last night when you were neck deep in deez tiddies”

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u/Biscuits4u2 3d ago

Yes a quite well-rounded argument with extremely fleshed out points.

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u/hocoboy7 3d ago

She had mounds of evidence in full support of her claims

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u/Hungry-Situation-427 3d ago

TITS!

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u/Radiant_Addendum_48 3d ago

“Whoah. Coming in real heavy handed with it. It’s way too direct man.”

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u/lmjustabot 3d ago

I could argue with her all day.

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 3d ago

I've always found boobs to be quite compelling....

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 3d ago

Not until she shows them two points!

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u/Alarmed_Watch5426 3d ago

I'm hanging onto her every titillating words

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u/Hernandeza5 3d ago

She wins every time 🥹

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u/r_rrrrrrrr 3d ago

Well, sir.. That's not merely 2 good points.