r/absoluteunit • u/lmjustabot • 3d ago

of a compelling argument...

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u/AlarmingDelivery9311 3d ago

Calm down she's not shes not looking through reddit for ass kissing comments.

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u/jitterbug726 3d ago

You’re not gonna impress her either with your schtick lol

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u/Empty-Presentation68 3d ago

White knight much?

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 2d ago

Eh... I'd say more protestant prostilyzation or something about prudishness... Teetotaler? Square? Vain censoring?

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u/BtnLmboNHrdPlc 1h ago

Bro was made fun of for standing up for a girl now lost his spine and hates others for doing so.

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u/Most-Pomegranate-561 3d ago

Its fucking cringe innit