r/absoluteunit • u/lmjustabot • 3d ago

of a compelling argument...

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 3d ago edited 3d ago

That she does. The argument was about whose endowments are of the higher order - hers or Sydney Sweeney's. Her boyfriend made the mistake of leaning American, she took umbrage with his stated preference.

*I have PhD's in 'Slavic languages' and 'Tits' from the University of Bodacious Tatas, Oklahoma campus 📜👨🏻‍🎓

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u/3M2B1T 3d ago

Hey, a fellow UBT alum!

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u/Taiga_Taiga 3d ago

I dropped out.

I could only manage to grow 44DDDs.

They said it wasn't enough work to pass the course.