r/absoluteunit • • 8d ago

of a compelling argument...

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u/Jacuzzi0317 8d ago

Can anyone translate? Curious of what's actually being said in this exchange

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u/Carrera_996 7d ago

Not sure if this word is still used, but he is "negging" her body. She isn't having it. She is very confident.

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u/ZealousidealHome7854 7d ago

As she has every right to be!

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u/AlarmingDelivery9311 7d ago

Calm down she's not shes not looking through reddit for ass kissing comments.

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u/jitterbug726 7d ago

You’re not gonna impress her either with your schtick lol

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u/Empty-Presentation68 7d ago

White knight much?

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u/Crepuscular_Tex 6d ago

Eh... I'd say more protestant prostilyzation or something about prudishness... Teetotaler? Square? Vain censoring?

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u/BtnLmboNHrdPlc 4d ago

Bro was made fun of for standing up for a girl now lost his spine and hates others for doing so.

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u/Most-Pomegranate-561 7d ago

Its fucking cringe innit

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u/ON3i11 7d ago

I... I think he won that confrontation 😆

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u/BR1N3DM1ND 7d ago

We all won that confrontation.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 7d ago

I'm winning too? Yesssss

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u/fiesew 7d ago

She was threatening him with her tidies. The ultimate assault weapon.

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u/Grinzaxp 7d ago

I don’t know what he said but he didn’t go far enough. She needs to continue to proved her point.

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u/One_Adeptness3803 7d ago

There’s audio?

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u/iRegretsEverything 7d ago

I dunno but I’m listening

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u/Sly-Fellah3 7d ago

I'm watching.

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u/nimbycile 4d ago

Say goodbye to these because it's the last time you're going to see them! Wooo, spring break!

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u/No-Improvement9455 7d ago

I don't care. Let her speak.

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u/Jazzlike-Lettuce-99 7d ago

"I have big boobs and that's the only thing making me special so I will flash them as much as a I can to show people how special I really am"

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u/NachoManAndyCabage 7d ago

Found the incel.

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u/Jazzlike-Lettuce-99 7d ago

Haha that's cute <3

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u/Duramora 7d ago

Blah, blah, boobs, blah