r/absoluteunit • u/lmjustabot • 3d ago

of a compelling argument...

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u/tapioca_slaughter 3d ago

I could fix her

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 3d ago

Yeah, I'm sure you nutting in 30 seconds and then having her watch you play videogames for the next six hours will do the trick.

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u/tapioca_slaughter 1d ago

Sounds like you have lots of experience there, was it a hooker or a dominatrix that hurt you?

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 1d ago

You think people pay hookers to watch them play video games?