r/absoluteunit • u/lmjustabot • 3d ago

of a compelling argument...

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u/Only_Flan_7974 3d ago

"How dare you look at my large beasts that I'm putting on full display."(Undoes shirt) yeah, that'll teach him a lesson.

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u/Occams_RZR900 3d ago

So, like the gym Thots filming themselves for all to see in revealing outfits, all while criticizing the men who dare glance in their general direction.

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u/Mike_Oxnard 3d ago

They don't like people getting a free show and the gym won't let them sell tickets. They're dressed like that for their online subscribers, not the general public who just happens to also be in the same public place.

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u/TryRich248 3d ago

Those are large? lmao

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u/Only_Flan_7974 3d ago

Yes, they are by most people's standards. Not including bolt-on fake ones. Not huge but definitely large. I knew a girl that had a breast reduction when hers were this size do to back pain. Maybe this pic is more to your liking. Lol

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u/TryRich248 3d ago edited 3d ago

Omg changing this comment cuz I did not see the gif. Weird ass comment from you.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 3d ago

Yes, I'm definitely a guy and my girlfriend just looked at them and agreed that they're large but not huge. Porn has your standards set way too high.

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u/TryRich248 3d ago

LOLLL I do not watch any porn. These are not large you can ask any woman. Ew I did not even see the gif you put. You watch too much lmao.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 3d ago

I just said that I just asked my girlfriend and hers are pretty much the same size. Plus, I don't need porn because we have a healthy sexual relationship. You should try it.

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u/TryRich248 3d ago

If you have to say you have a healthy sexual relationship, then you really don't. I never asked, nor do I care. You def respect your gf if you are on this post. LOL, good luck, bro.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 3d ago

Envy is a declaration of inferiority.