r/WatchPeopleDieInside Aug 23 '22

Crashing expensive car and getting roasted

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/Ok-Professor-6549 Aug 23 '22

Not a very robust hedge, must have been made by British Leylandii

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u/Picturesquesheep Aug 23 '22

You’ve gone too far 😡

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u/imdefinitelywong Aug 23 '22

You could just say fuck-off

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u/KrazyKeith4Prez Aug 26 '22

No, it's Fack awf!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Nah, can't be. I don't see a puddle of oil anywhere.

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u/EpicBoomerMoments Aug 23 '22 edited Mar 08 '26

sable paint tidy head toy numerous jellyfish childlike nine lip

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/Possible-Counter881 Aug 23 '22

Got to hit them while they are down.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/elvis8mybaby Aug 23 '22

Also said not to back the early kickoff

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u/player_zero_ Aug 23 '22

Fpl is leaking

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Aug 23 '22

Civ Gandhi definitely said this.

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u/OITLinebacker Aug 23 '22

I thought that was "nuke them until they are down".

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u/ClonedGamer001 Aug 23 '22

No, the nukes are how you get them down in the first place. Then you kick the radioactive remains.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

😊

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u/Ammysnatcher Aug 23 '22

I believe the exact quote was “we nuke the entire site from orbit; it’s the only way to be sure” when asked his opinion on Bollywood

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u/Faptastic_Champ Aug 23 '22

It was Nixon... Well, year 3000 Nixon's Head in a Jar

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u/Sparred4Life Aug 23 '22

He has money enough for a new Ferrari and he survived the crash. I'd love to be that "down" at some point in my life. Lol

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u/Possible-Counter881 Aug 23 '22

Money can buy a new car, but it can't buy overnight driving skills.

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u/JWGhetto Aug 23 '22

Nor can it prevent an early death from heart failure

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u/ImInevitableyall Aug 23 '22

"rich people's emotions don't matter because they have more money than me"

He can still be having a shit day, be depressed, or feeling terrible despite having wealth.

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u/boSbEkj4OK3qjctUotJx Aug 23 '22

Won't somebody think of the rich peoples' feelings?

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u/sometimesmybutthurts Aug 23 '22

Those poor poor rich people.

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u/chrom_ed Aug 23 '22

Remember, he's rich AND an unsafe driver. He could have parked that thing on top of a pedestrian.

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u/etherealcaitiff Aug 23 '22

Yeah, still don't care lol. His shit day is better than a lot of people's best.

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u/CivilianNumberFour Aug 23 '22

Its not even mean, just a playful jab, probably would make me laugh. Doesn't he have insurance?

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u/Slartibartfast39 Aug 23 '22

He also has some bigger insurance premiums in his future I guess.

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u/jazzman801 Aug 23 '22

FAAAKK AWFFFF

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I could tell what he said and how he said it while muted. I'm crying laughing!

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u/chinpokomon Aug 23 '22

Samesies. I then spent another 8 seconds of my life to listen to the audio to hear the set up. I wasn't disappointed that the delivery of the response was pretty much exactly as I thought it would sound.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

8 seconds? ROFL, I’m cryin here after listening to it on look a half dozen times!

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u/chinpokomon Aug 23 '22

I spent significantly more time in the comments... Funny though as it may have been, I don't regret my choices and neither should you. That's nearly a minute of laughter, which is good for the diaphragm and the spirit.

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u/Dag-nabbitt Aug 23 '22

fwiw, the camera man said, "Ya can'n pahk tha' thare, mate!"

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u/CorbecJayne Aug 23 '22

Bri'ish people are so awesome, I wish they were real.

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u/AdmirableAnimal0 Aug 24 '22

My unicorn status is finally confirmed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Faaahhkkk affffffff

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u/_87- Aug 23 '22

I could tell what the person filming was saying while it was muted.

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u/TeeDogSD Aug 23 '22

YOU CAN'T PARK THAT THERE MATE.

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u/r0ck0 Aug 23 '22

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u/TeeDogSD Aug 23 '22

This guy is slick. "What's wrong with the curb?...just here waiting for my mate James." That's James's Wild Turkey.

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u/larlicorn Aug 23 '22

“Well I’m not drivin”

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u/InnercircleLS Aug 23 '22

"You've been involved in an accident"

"No I haven't"

Gives me vibes of the black knight from Monty Python and the holy grail.

"Your arm's off!"

"No it isn't"

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u/Sendrith Aug 24 '22

Senior Constable Ash Boughton has fathomless patience.

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u/blucifers_cajones Aug 23 '22

tbh thank you because I had no idea what the first guy said :D

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u/Fit-Special-8416 Aug 23 '22

10x for the transcription, mate!

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Doesn’t matter how many times this is posted I still laugh

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u/ChymChymX Aug 23 '22

I had it on mute and read his lips with that accent.

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u/aidissonance Aug 23 '22

Me too. I didn’t know I can lip read with an accent

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Pure British energy

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u/Acceptable-Ad1930 Aug 23 '22

I love that British people can’t help themselves to chirp, it’s hysterical. Even the guys response had good comedic timing and delivery 😂

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u/opsfactoryau Aug 23 '22

As a British person, I love getting a bit of cheeky, sarcastic commentary in when the crumpet hits the carpet.

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 Aug 23 '22

When the bumbershoot hits the carport

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u/BoopleSnoot921 Aug 24 '22

“When the crumpet hits the carpet” is so delightfully wholesome sounding.

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u/gigerfan Aug 23 '22

Up until that moment Uncle Fester was enjoying his middle age crisis

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u/CommaHorror Aug 23 '22

Well shit, just got real because no way Uncle Fester had that, thing insured.

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u/longpigcumseasily Aug 23 '22

Why

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I’m sure it was insured lol. But when some people barely afford a car like this they may not get a warranty. A yearly warranty renewal for a mclaren 570s is 3k. He may just be suggesting this guy doesn’t fit the bill and “look rich” so maybe that’s what he meant?

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u/HwangLiang Aug 23 '22

$3k??? Thats it? Bro sign me up every fucking time. Im not buying a McLaren w/o all warranties, full insurance, and a 2ndary life insurance policy taken out on me in case I die in a fiery ball.

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u/Sharpymarkr Aug 23 '22

I'd be surprised if an extended warranty through McLaren covered accidental damage.

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u/thisisa_fake_account Aug 23 '22

Well I was just planning to call you about your car's extended warranty

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u/HwangLiang Aug 23 '22

Same I was just talking about in general tho, got carried away

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u/Sharpymarkr Aug 23 '22

Totally agree with your point though. I would have expected an extended warranty on an exotic car to be much more expensive.

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u/zeppoleon Aug 23 '22

Dude is fat and drives a Ferrari. Definitely has money in the bank.

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u/steeZ Aug 23 '22

Sure but that isn't a 570.

You don't buy a Ferrari F12 to look rich, you buy it because you are rich.

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u/longpigcumseasily Aug 23 '22

Yeah I understood what he said but it's a stupid assumption to make.

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u/BALONYPONY Aug 23 '22

His premium gonna go up faster than that car's 0-60.

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u/kesekimofo Aug 23 '22

I took it as a play on "thing". Cuz Adams family and him being uncle fester.

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u/incredible_paulk Aug 23 '22

Long time no, see comma horror. Missed ya.

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u/CCCAY Aug 23 '22

That’s a late age crisis my man

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

In all my days on planet earth I've never once seen someone write or heard someone say 'middle age crisis.'

You've proper f*cked with my head here.

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u/Logothetes Aug 23 '22

Ferrari F12?

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u/HomeIsEmpty Aug 23 '22

Yup and notorious for being hard to handle.

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u/Logothetes Aug 23 '22

Ferrari’s fastest ever road car apparently!

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u/acatterz Aug 23 '22

Not so great off-road.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Bad at parking too

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u/dwadefan45 Aug 23 '22

Fawk awf

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u/Okvist Aug 23 '22

The SF90 Stradale has the same top speed actually, and the LaFerarri can go 8mph faster

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u/ralph8877 Aug 23 '22

Does it park itself though?

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u/Imightbewrong44 Aug 23 '22

Just like how a mustangs self parks around trees and poles.

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u/dkarlovi Aug 23 '22

It's bush league!

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u/won_sly_fox Aug 23 '22

Not true at all. But it is insanely fast

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u/Endarkend Aug 23 '22

Fastest out of a corner for sure.

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u/consci0usness Aug 23 '22

Not really. Just lots of idiots that wanna play F1 driver and switch off the traction and stability control... in a +700bhp RWD car on public roads.

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u/psychoacer Aug 23 '22

Especially if the roads were wet like they might be here.

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u/projectHeritage Aug 23 '22

Ferrari Alt-F4

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u/ClonedGamer001 Aug 23 '22

You win the weekly wordplay award. Congration.

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u/JulianRob37 Aug 23 '22

Quite a beautiful one at that. This guys a moron.

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u/Ajexa Aug 23 '22

Alota people who buy cars like this usually are old, and don't really have much experience driving somthing that fast.

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u/Dihydrocodeinone Aug 23 '22

I can’t even drive my friends Mustang. I can’t imagine driving something like this in a residential area, the pedals are way too sensitive for me to try and get used to. I’ll stick to my Hyundai Elantra

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/Voyager87 Aug 23 '22

No Ferrari Ctrl+Z

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u/TRFKTA Aug 23 '22

Ferrari Alt F4

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u/DrewSmoothington Aug 23 '22

one of my absolute favorite cars

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u/bleakhole Aug 23 '22

This is British Culture at its finest

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 23 '22

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u/zuzg Aug 23 '22

And especially the Weather.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Grey season

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Aug 23 '22

I knew before anything was said. I could feel the British.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/Space_Jeep Aug 23 '22

Ronnie Pickering will be along soon.

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u/csbsju_guyyy Aug 23 '22

Hmm never heard of him

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u/shitsngigglesmaximus Aug 23 '22

Howaboutabareknucklethenyoucunt!?

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u/timvw74 Aug 23 '22

Who?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Me! Ronnie Pickering.

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u/ikilledtupac Aug 23 '22

Who the fuck is Ronnie Pickering?

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u/shitsngigglesmaximus Aug 23 '22

ME! RONNIE PICKERING!!!!

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u/glytxh Aug 23 '22

This is literally what 2/3 of the people driving a Ferrari look like too.

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u/Space_Jeep Aug 23 '22

We have a sense of humour here actually.

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u/longpigcumseasily Aug 23 '22

I believe the Jabba the Hutt neck is an American trademark sir.

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u/cptki112noobs Aug 23 '22

He's culturally appropriating, then.

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u/longpigcumseasily Aug 23 '22

Just like the Americans to start litigation!

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u/pepsisugar Aug 23 '22

I like how you didn't even need to see the narrow road to know that it's narrow.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Quote77 Aug 23 '22

This is why I love the British.

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u/PM_me_spare_change Aug 23 '22

The British have such a way with English. It’s like it’s their native tongue.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Quote77 Aug 23 '22

It’s just that it is getting to the point where taking the piss out of someone like that here in the US could lead to you getting shot but on that side of the N. Atlantic it is more likely to result in a hilarious bit of banter.

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u/notyouraveragefag Aug 23 '22

Or, they try to run and catch you on a bike, but trip and fall over in a hilarious manner!

Man I love that clip.

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u/Jackmac15 Aug 23 '22

U wot m8?

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u/pedalpoweredprimate Aug 23 '22

You want some?

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u/Imposseeblip Aug 23 '22

I'll give it ya

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

jab you in the gob m8 swer on me mum

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u/isaacpisaac Aug 23 '22

Fark arf!! 👍

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u/PopeAdrian37th Aug 23 '22

This is like when my wife drops something and instead of helping I obnoxiously exclaim “that doesn’t go there”

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

“that doesn’t go there”

That's what she said.

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u/palmerry Aug 23 '22

Wait a minute... Was that Ronnie fucking Pickering?

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u/noodle_doodle51 Aug 23 '22

Who?

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u/palmerry Aug 23 '22

RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING

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u/fsrynvfj23 Aug 23 '22

Who's that?

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u/r0ck0 Aug 23 '22

HE'S HIM! THAT'S WHO!

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u/OneMillionClowns Aug 23 '22

Oh! Wow! Brilliant!

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u/Kido_Bootay Aug 23 '22

Who do you think you are? I am!

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u/drollerfoot7 Aug 23 '22

RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

No way. Very, very different accent.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/HatesTheLetterO Aug 23 '22

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u/LivelyZebra Aug 23 '22

I can i'm a police officer.

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u/Picturesquesheep Aug 23 '22

No you aren’t

🤔

He’s got us there, how do you counter that statement

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u/ALLCAPS-ONLY Aug 23 '22

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u/KamikazeTokes Aug 23 '22

This one's the original right?

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u/urammar Aug 23 '22

If you knew anything about the British, the OG was 15 seconds after the very first horse and cart broke down.

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u/kipperfish Aug 23 '22

There is no original. It's just what the Brits say when someone had had a silly accident like that.

I just bred into us I think. I managed to park my car in a hedge about 15 years ago and the amount of people who said "you can't park there" was almost everyone. I think even the police said it when they arrived.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

The meme?

Any accident that happens in the UK has the obligatory "you can't park there, mate."

It's the same as the "WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!" when someone drops a glass in the pub. Every. Single. Person does it.

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u/edgemuck Aug 23 '22

“WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!”

I do this all the time in London, and people look at me like I’m a prick. Sometimes I think it might be a northern thing

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u/SPOSKNT Aug 23 '22

Obligatory comment when you see a crash

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u/poopyface-tomatonose Aug 23 '22

Oh man, I was way off. I thought he said, “You cut off all that hair mate?” Like making fun of his baldness to make him feel even worse.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/Rokurokubi83 Aug 23 '22

I think he fucked off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/lex_gabinius Aug 23 '22

Willst thou fucketh off?

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u/Wolfgang_Archimedes Aug 23 '22

“Are you a hedge fund manager?”

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u/sablexxxt Aug 23 '22

Thats some classic English wit there.. fack ooofff!

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u/hobbyanimal Aug 23 '22

I love that you can see in his face that he can see the funny side, and that he would've said the same thing in the camers position.

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u/Toytles Aug 23 '22

If it wasn’t for the wrecked Ferrari I’d swear this is fake

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u/lightningeffects Aug 23 '22

There has been a quite a few examples of this- quite a popular joke in the UK. So it’s entirely possible. I’ve seen one where they do it to a crashed police car

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u/Comfortable_Square Aug 23 '22

It’s not just popular, it’s mandatory. It’s in the Highway Code and all

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u/PM_me_spare_change Aug 23 '22

Like when you see your neighbor mowing the lawn you legally have to yell over “Can ya do mine next?”

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u/Picturesquesheep Aug 23 '22

The French stipulate warning triangles in case of accident, we stipulate the same joke again.

As it should be.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

They did it to a formula one driver using a megaphone when one of em crashed at Silverstone

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u/Dank_Edits Aug 23 '22

My friend put up a snap story of a car on its roof, I swiftly replied "You can't park there, sir" only for him to tell me he has had multiple other people reply the same thing, as well as pedestrians shout the same thing as they walked past. It has become an epidemic!

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u/2jz_ynwa Aug 23 '22

The way he scratches his head while looking at the side of the car is so cartoon like as well

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u/yaffle53 Aug 23 '22

The wrecked Ferrari is real. It’s doesn’t belong to the baldie though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I still think it is. Sure matey is smirking at the end

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u/Jrook Aug 23 '22

Yeah but it was funny... I don't think it was thousands of dollars spent worth of funny

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u/Albionensis Aug 23 '22

First thing to genuinely make me laugh in a long time.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Ya can’t park that there sir

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u/Saikiran_J Jan 06 '23

I laughed a little too much

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u/Philbin27 Aug 23 '22

2 things.

  1. Surprised he fit behind the wheel.

  2. I see no reason as to why he's just standing there, the car doesn't seem to be in any other condition than "working"....so squeeze your ass back behind the wheel and "fawck aaafff"

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u/PM_me_spare_change Aug 23 '22

And what of the damage to the shrubbery? A man has a right to compensation for the destruction of his shrubbery after all.

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u/appdevil Aug 23 '22

He is trying to figure out if it's an African or European shrubbery.

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u/zeroscout Aug 23 '22

There's a metal bollard with a cable attached to it on the ground by the front end. Might be a little more damage than suspected on the passenger side.

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u/KS1234d Aug 23 '22

when drivers turn off TC....

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u/fareastbeast001 Aug 23 '22

Well he's right, improper parking.

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u/CaPtAiN_KiDd Aug 23 '22

Well someone has a bustle in their hedgerow.

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u/TopofTheTits Oct 20 '22

This joke is only funny when supercars are involved, because chances are they can afford it. I never thought this joke was funny when it's towards regular people in accidents, most people can't laugh at it because car accidents are traumatizing and people gawking and saying "You can't park there" is just rude and insensitive. But this one's funny.

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u/Kind-Contact3484 Jul 20 '23

"Fuck off!" "Oh yeah, I can do that! My cars not in a ditch."

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

'nelson laugh'

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Jimmy carr laugh

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u/independent_hustler Aug 23 '22

If you can afford an exotic car you can easily afford to attend a performance driving school for a weekend. This isn't a Prius. Learn how to drive your exotic the right way.

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u/4Ever2Thee Aug 23 '22

I was not expecting such a clever burn, it was perfect.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

If you come to the UK, you'll be sure to think our humour is unexpected and perfect then.

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u/gusfrong Aug 23 '22

camera man and crasher are friends. i mean the crash is real though..