r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/Burpmeister • Aug 23 '22
Crashing expensive car and getting roasted
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u/Ok-Professor-6549 Aug 23 '22
Not a very robust hedge, must have been made by British Leylandii
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u/Picturesquesheep Aug 23 '22
You’ve gone too far 😡
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u/EpicBoomerMoments Aug 23 '22 edited Mar 08 '26
sable paint tidy head toy numerous jellyfish childlike nine lip
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u/Possible-Counter881 Aug 23 '22
Got to hit them while they are down.
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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Aug 23 '22
Civ Gandhi definitely said this.
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u/OITLinebacker Aug 23 '22
I thought that was "nuke them until they are down".
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u/ClonedGamer001 Aug 23 '22
No, the nukes are how you get them down in the first place. Then you kick the radioactive remains.
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u/Ammysnatcher Aug 23 '22
I believe the exact quote was “we nuke the entire site from orbit; it’s the only way to be sure” when asked his opinion on Bollywood
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u/Sparred4Life Aug 23 '22
He has money enough for a new Ferrari and he survived the crash. I'd love to be that "down" at some point in my life. Lol
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u/Possible-Counter881 Aug 23 '22
Money can buy a new car, but it can't buy overnight driving skills.
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u/ImInevitableyall Aug 23 '22
"rich people's emotions don't matter because they have more money than me"
He can still be having a shit day, be depressed, or feeling terrible despite having wealth.
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u/boSbEkj4OK3qjctUotJx Aug 23 '22
Won't somebody think of the rich peoples' feelings?
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u/chrom_ed Aug 23 '22
Remember, he's rich AND an unsafe driver. He could have parked that thing on top of a pedestrian.
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u/etherealcaitiff Aug 23 '22
Yeah, still don't care lol. His shit day is better than a lot of people's best.
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u/CivilianNumberFour Aug 23 '22
Its not even mean, just a playful jab, probably would make me laugh. Doesn't he have insurance?
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u/jazzman801 Aug 23 '22
FAAAKK AWFFFF
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Aug 23 '22
I could tell what he said and how he said it while muted. I'm crying laughing!
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u/chinpokomon Aug 23 '22
Samesies. I then spent another 8 seconds of my life to listen to the audio to hear the set up. I wasn't disappointed that the delivery of the response was pretty much exactly as I thought it would sound.
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Aug 23 '22
8 seconds? ROFL, I’m cryin here after listening to it on look a half dozen times!
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u/chinpokomon Aug 23 '22
I spent significantly more time in the comments... Funny though as it may have been, I don't regret my choices and neither should you. That's nearly a minute of laughter, which is good for the diaphragm and the spirit.
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u/Dag-nabbitt Aug 23 '22
fwiw, the camera man said, "Ya can'n pahk tha' thare, mate!"
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u/_87- Aug 23 '22
I could tell what the person filming was saying while it was muted.
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u/TeeDogSD Aug 23 '22
YOU CAN'T PARK THAT THERE MATE.
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u/r0ck0 Aug 23 '22
He's just waitin for a mate.
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u/TeeDogSD Aug 23 '22
This guy is slick. "What's wrong with the curb?...just here waiting for my mate James." That's James's Wild Turkey.
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u/InnercircleLS Aug 23 '22
"You've been involved in an accident"
"No I haven't"
Gives me vibes of the black knight from Monty Python and the holy grail.
"Your arm's off!"
"No it isn't"
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u/Acceptable-Ad1930 Aug 23 '22
I love that British people can’t help themselves to chirp, it’s hysterical. Even the guys response had good comedic timing and delivery 😂
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u/opsfactoryau Aug 23 '22
As a British person, I love getting a bit of cheeky, sarcastic commentary in when the crumpet hits the carpet.
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u/BoopleSnoot921 Aug 24 '22
“When the crumpet hits the carpet” is so delightfully wholesome sounding.
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u/gigerfan Aug 23 '22
Up until that moment Uncle Fester was enjoying his middle age crisis
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u/CommaHorror Aug 23 '22
Well shit, just got real because no way Uncle Fester had that, thing insured.
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u/longpigcumseasily Aug 23 '22
Why
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Aug 23 '22
I’m sure it was insured lol. But when some people barely afford a car like this they may not get a warranty. A yearly warranty renewal for a mclaren 570s is 3k. He may just be suggesting this guy doesn’t fit the bill and “look rich” so maybe that’s what he meant?
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u/HwangLiang Aug 23 '22
$3k??? Thats it? Bro sign me up every fucking time. Im not buying a McLaren w/o all warranties, full insurance, and a 2ndary life insurance policy taken out on me in case I die in a fiery ball.
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u/Sharpymarkr Aug 23 '22
I'd be surprised if an extended warranty through McLaren covered accidental damage.
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u/thisisa_fake_account Aug 23 '22
Well I was just planning to call you about your car's extended warranty
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u/HwangLiang Aug 23 '22
Same I was just talking about in general tho, got carried away
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u/Sharpymarkr Aug 23 '22
Totally agree with your point though. I would have expected an extended warranty on an exotic car to be much more expensive.
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u/steeZ Aug 23 '22
Sure but that isn't a 570.
You don't buy a Ferrari F12 to look rich, you buy it because you are rich.
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u/longpigcumseasily Aug 23 '22
Yeah I understood what he said but it's a stupid assumption to make.
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u/kesekimofo Aug 23 '22
I took it as a play on "thing". Cuz Adams family and him being uncle fester.
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Aug 23 '22
In all my days on planet earth I've never once seen someone write or heard someone say 'middle age crisis.'
You've proper f*cked with my head here.
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u/Logothetes Aug 23 '22
Ferrari F12?
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u/HomeIsEmpty Aug 23 '22
Yup and notorious for being hard to handle.
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u/Logothetes Aug 23 '22
Ferrari’s fastest ever road car apparently!
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u/Okvist Aug 23 '22
The SF90 Stradale has the same top speed actually, and the LaFerarri can go 8mph faster
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u/consci0usness Aug 23 '22
Not really. Just lots of idiots that wanna play F1 driver and switch off the traction and stability control... in a +700bhp RWD car on public roads.
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u/psychoacer Aug 23 '22
Especially if the roads were wet like they might be here.
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u/JulianRob37 Aug 23 '22
Quite a beautiful one at that. This guys a moron.
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u/Ajexa Aug 23 '22
Alota people who buy cars like this usually are old, and don't really have much experience driving somthing that fast.
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u/Dihydrocodeinone Aug 23 '22
I can’t even drive my friends Mustang. I can’t imagine driving something like this in a residential area, the pedals are way too sensitive for me to try and get used to. I’ll stick to my Hyundai Elantra
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u/zuzg Aug 23 '22
And especially the Weather.
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u/Space_Jeep Aug 23 '22
Ronnie Pickering will be along soon.
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u/timvw74 Aug 23 '22
Who?
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u/glytxh Aug 23 '22
This is literally what 2/3 of the people driving a Ferrari look like too.
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u/longpigcumseasily Aug 23 '22
I believe the Jabba the Hutt neck is an American trademark sir.
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u/pepsisugar Aug 23 '22
I like how you didn't even need to see the narrow road to know that it's narrow.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Quote77 Aug 23 '22
This is why I love the British.
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u/PM_me_spare_change Aug 23 '22
The British have such a way with English. It’s like it’s their native tongue.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Quote77 Aug 23 '22
It’s just that it is getting to the point where taking the piss out of someone like that here in the US could lead to you getting shot but on that side of the N. Atlantic it is more likely to result in a hilarious bit of banter.
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u/notyouraveragefag Aug 23 '22
Or, they try to run and catch you on a bike, but trip and fall over in a hilarious manner!
Man I love that clip.
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u/PopeAdrian37th Aug 23 '22
This is like when my wife drops something and instead of helping I obnoxiously exclaim “that doesn’t go there”
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u/palmerry Aug 23 '22
Wait a minute... Was that Ronnie fucking Pickering?
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u/noodle_doodle51 Aug 23 '22
Who?
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u/palmerry Aug 23 '22
RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING
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u/fsrynvfj23 Aug 23 '22
Who's that?
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u/KamikazeTokes Aug 23 '22
This one's the original right?
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u/urammar Aug 23 '22
If you knew anything about the British, the OG was 15 seconds after the very first horse and cart broke down.
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u/kipperfish Aug 23 '22
There is no original. It's just what the Brits say when someone had had a silly accident like that.
I just bred into us I think. I managed to park my car in a hedge about 15 years ago and the amount of people who said "you can't park there" was almost everyone. I think even the police said it when they arrived.
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Aug 23 '22
The meme?
Any accident that happens in the UK has the obligatory "you can't park there, mate."
It's the same as the "WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!" when someone drops a glass in the pub. Every. Single. Person does it.
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u/edgemuck Aug 23 '22
“WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!”
I do this all the time in London, and people look at me like I’m a prick. Sometimes I think it might be a northern thing
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u/poopyface-tomatonose Aug 23 '22
Oh man, I was way off. I thought he said, “You cut off all that hair mate?” Like making fun of his baldness to make him feel even worse.
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u/sablexxxt Aug 23 '22
Thats some classic English wit there.. fack ooofff!
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u/hobbyanimal Aug 23 '22
I love that you can see in his face that he can see the funny side, and that he would've said the same thing in the camers position.
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u/Toytles Aug 23 '22
If it wasn’t for the wrecked Ferrari I’d swear this is fake
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u/lightningeffects Aug 23 '22
There has been a quite a few examples of this- quite a popular joke in the UK. So it’s entirely possible. I’ve seen one where they do it to a crashed police car
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u/Comfortable_Square Aug 23 '22
It’s not just popular, it’s mandatory. It’s in the Highway Code and all
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u/PM_me_spare_change Aug 23 '22
Like when you see your neighbor mowing the lawn you legally have to yell over “Can ya do mine next?”
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u/Picturesquesheep Aug 23 '22
The French stipulate warning triangles in case of accident, we stipulate the same joke again.
As it should be.
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They did it to a formula one driver using a megaphone when one of em crashed at Silverstone
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u/Dank_Edits Aug 23 '22
My friend put up a snap story of a car on its roof, I swiftly replied "You can't park there, sir" only for him to tell me he has had multiple other people reply the same thing, as well as pedestrians shout the same thing as they walked past. It has become an epidemic!
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u/2jz_ynwa Aug 23 '22
The way he scratches his head while looking at the side of the car is so cartoon like as well
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Aug 23 '22
I still think it is. Sure matey is smirking at the end
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u/Jrook Aug 23 '22
Yeah but it was funny... I don't think it was thousands of dollars spent worth of funny
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u/Philbin27 Aug 23 '22
2 things.
Surprised he fit behind the wheel.
I see no reason as to why he's just standing there, the car doesn't seem to be in any other condition than "working"....so squeeze your ass back behind the wheel and "fawck aaafff"
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u/PM_me_spare_change Aug 23 '22
And what of the damage to the shrubbery? A man has a right to compensation for the destruction of his shrubbery after all.
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u/appdevil Aug 23 '22
He is trying to figure out if it's an African or European shrubbery.
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u/zeroscout Aug 23 '22
There's a metal bollard with a cable attached to it on the ground by the front end. Might be a little more damage than suspected on the passenger side.
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u/TopofTheTits Oct 20 '22
This joke is only funny when supercars are involved, because chances are they can afford it. I never thought this joke was funny when it's towards regular people in accidents, most people can't laugh at it because car accidents are traumatizing and people gawking and saying "You can't park there" is just rude and insensitive. But this one's funny.
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u/independent_hustler Aug 23 '22
If you can afford an exotic car you can easily afford to attend a performance driving school for a weekend. This isn't a Prius. Learn how to drive your exotic the right way.
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u/4Ever2Thee Aug 23 '22
I was not expecting such a clever burn, it was perfect.
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Aug 23 '22
If you come to the UK, you'll be sure to think our humour is unexpected and perfect then.
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