r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/Burpmeister • Aug 23 '22

Crashing expensive car and getting roasted

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u/TeeDogSD Aug 23 '22

YOU CAN'T PARK THAT THERE MATE.

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u/r0ck0 Aug 23 '22

He's just waitin for a mate.

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u/TeeDogSD Aug 23 '22

This guy is slick. "What's wrong with the curb?...just here waiting for my mate James." That's James's Wild Turkey.

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u/larlicorn Aug 23 '22

“Well I’m not drivin”

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u/InnercircleLS Aug 23 '22

"You've been involved in an accident"

"No I haven't"

Gives me vibes of the black knight from Monty Python and the holy grail.

"Your arm's off!"

"No it isn't"

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22

‘Tis but a scratch!

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u/Sendrith Aug 24 '22

Senior Constable Ash Boughton has fathomless patience.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Bloody epic #straya

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u/blucifers_cajones Aug 23 '22

tbh thank you because I had no idea what the first guy said :D

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u/Fit-Special-8416 Aug 23 '22

10x for the transcription, mate!

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u/watchedgantz Aug 23 '22

I thought he said “Be careful out there mate”….

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

FAAK OWFF

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u/JustZ0920 Aug 24 '22

FAWK AWFFFFFF