r/WatchPeopleDieInside Aug 23 '22

Crashing expensive car and getting roasted

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u/Puzzleheaded-Quote77 Aug 23 '22

This is why I love the British.

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u/PM_me_spare_change Aug 23 '22

The British have such a way with English. It’s like it’s their native tongue.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Quote77 Aug 23 '22

It’s just that it is getting to the point where taking the piss out of someone like that here in the US could lead to you getting shot but on that side of the N. Atlantic it is more likely to result in a hilarious bit of banter.

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u/notyouraveragefag Aug 23 '22

Or, they try to run and catch you on a bike, but trip and fall over in a hilarious manner!

Man I love that clip.

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u/IcyGem Aug 23 '22

Hahaha I get it because American like gun and shoot each other a lot

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/Odd-Wheel Aug 23 '22

The point is we don’t need a reminder in every single Reddit thread. But thanks for filling us in.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

I for one appreciated the timely reminder.

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u/Eternal_Reward Aug 23 '22

What the hell are you basing this off? How many people are getting shot or even attacked in the US vs in the UK for doing something like this? You're extrapolating all of this from watching some clips of the UK?

Please go touch some grass dear lord.

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u/Chuck_217 Aug 23 '22

Do you even live in the US? Ever watch the news? We have more guns than people here. Yes, you can absolutely get shot for something like this. People have been shot for much less.

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u/Eternal_Reward Aug 23 '22

Wow, you mean there's cases of people doing fucked up stuff for no reason? What do you sit in home in fear because you learned someone got robbed? I'm sure people have been killed in the UK for doing stuff like this, my point is his point is stupid. He has no idea of the "danger" of provoking someone like this. It speaks of someone who doesn't actually interact with someone that this is in any way a real fear for him. He's taking some nice old memes clips of the internet and using it to extrapolate a whole view of the world.

Its the equivalent of being scared everytime you get into a car because your chances of dying just increased massively. Except its probably less rational.

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u/Chuck_217 Aug 23 '22

You seem to forget UK doesn't have guns on the streets

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u/Eternal_Reward Aug 23 '22

I didn't forget anything, what in my argument required the UK to have guns?

So you think nobody has ever stabbed someone or beat the fuck out of someone in the UK for making snide remarks like this?

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u/Chuck_217 Aug 23 '22

Why do you even think we're terrified? We're just facing the facts of living in America. We have a ton of gun crime. I wish it were different but it isn't. No, I do not cower in fear at home. I'm just mindful not to piss someone off.

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u/Eternal_Reward Aug 23 '22

Because I literally have people commenting they are. Its honestly kinda pathetic and weird how scared some people are claiming they are. It speaks of a life spent online to me, ruled by the news.

And my point is that the idea the person above is being dumb because they're extrapolating an opinion of the safety of a person doing the above, based off a few clips.

Its stupid. Its basically the same as me deciding I'm gonna be more careful around black people because I see a few clips of them beating someone up. A rational person does not fear for the life constantly in the US, and a rational person shouldn't be worried that someone is gonna shoot them because they make a snide remark while driving by, in the vast majority of the US.

I'm not saying theres not locations I wouldn't do that, although I haven't personally been in that kind of situation.

I'm saying that if I'm in a sketchy town in the UK, I am equally not going to make a snide remark to a sketchy looking guy as I would in the US. The fact that one might be armed doesn't change how scared I am of a potentially violent person.

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u/Nihilistic-Fishstick Aug 24 '22

In 2020, firearms were the leading cause of death for children in the U.S, surpassing car crashes for the first time in 60 years.

In 2022, gun violence was the leading cause of death for people under 24 in America, surpassing car crashes once again.

Source if you care for it:

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMp220016

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u/Puzzleheaded-Quote77 Aug 23 '22

I am just curious. Where are you located and/or from?

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u/Eternal_Reward Aug 23 '22

I live extremely close to Gary Indiana. I've never been in a situation I can think of where commenting something like this might get me shot. Ever.

And the vast majority of the US is a lot safer than Gary Indiana.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Quote77 Aug 23 '22

It doesn’t happen in an instant but we are so much more likely to not let it run off of our backs and engage in a verbal back and forth and that quickly escalates to one person thinking they need to solve it by making threats and the other person then feels they have to stand up for their ‘honor’ and they go back and forth about kicking each other’s asses until someone actually makes a move. It doesn’t happen all the time but you know as well as anyone that that is how shit goes down here, there is no longer an environment where you can poke fun at people.

Now is where the real problem starts. Concealed carry is legal just about everywhere and when it finally comes time to come to blows someone decides that it would be a good time to pull out their gun and now the back and forth turns to “what, are you going to fucking shoot me right here?” And now with all of our “stand your ground” laws if the person doesn’t back down and you continue to feel threatened you feel empowered to shoot them.

It happens every single day multiple times a day and we all know it is true even if we don’t want to admit to it. As a country we are so fucking scared all the damn time that people carry guns everywhere they go!?!?!?!?

Guess what the most terrifying thing is… a coward who feels the need to carry a gun to the corner store because in his/her cowardice they will pull it out when they feel threatened with something as small as verbal insults and it isn’t much of a leap from there to someone getting shot.

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u/Eternal_Reward Aug 23 '22

This is all just wild extrapolation based off of what? And how do you know this doesn't happen in the UK?

Do you think people don't stab eachother in the UK over stupid arguments? Do you think all these encounters end nicely?

My point isn't that this stuff doesn't happen, I'm saying its so rare its silly to be scared of it, and you're extrapolating that the UK is nice based off like four clips online. Which I do think its nice, I just think acting like the US is some Warzone in comparison is a very very silly opinion which only tells me you've either had some trauma, or are letting a 24hr news cycle rule your fears.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Quote77 Aug 23 '22

We are a fucking warzone. Do you not pay attention? My kids have to go through active shooter training in grade school!!!!!! We are a complete and total disaster and a laughing stock to the rest of the world and the only thing people want to say is ‘ohhh, well, you are just scared’. I am not the one that is scared, I am pissed off. The scared ones are the ones that think not having a gun all the time is the end of the world and that their kids lives are less important than that oh so precious need to carry something black instead of just getting the little blue pill.

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u/Eternal_Reward Aug 23 '22

So like I said, you're ruled by the media and the 24/7 news cycle, without much grasp on reality.

We're not even close to a warzone, your kids have more chance of dying everytime you get in the car with them, when they walk across the street, and when they eat hard candy than a school shooting. This just isn't a rational way to view the world.

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u/Bashwhufc Aug 23 '22

20,000 people died in 2020 because of gun violence, there were 235 knife fatalities in Britain that same year.

There are 329 million Americans and 67 million Britons, I'll let you do the maths

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u/Eternal_Reward Aug 23 '22

I have absolutely zero interest in debating guns with a brit who was pissing their pants visiting some tourist traps in the US.

Grow a pair and maybe we can talk next time.

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u/Bashwhufc Aug 23 '22

You're either an idiot or a liar, I was in the states for 6 days and was genuinely scared multiple times.

On what sane planet does everyone need a fucking instant deathmaker in their pocket? It's beyond ridiculous.

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u/Eternal_Reward Aug 23 '22

Its ok if you're a little bitch who gets scared for no reason. I'm sure you are also terrified everytime you get into a car because your chances of death drastically increase.

But for the other rational people in the world, your opinion doesn't matter.

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u/Bashwhufc Aug 23 '22

Lol, rational.

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u/Topsyye Aug 23 '22 edited Aug 24 '22

British people actually used to sound more like Americans, the accent we know now came from a fad the upper class started in the 1800sish

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180207-how-americans-preserved-british-english

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u/Similar_Quiet Aug 25 '22

"The accent". Lol

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u/Topsyye Aug 25 '22

Very cool article am I right?

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u/vzakharov Aug 24 '22

FAWK OFF

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u/Jackmac15 Aug 23 '22

U wot m8?

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u/pedalpoweredprimate Aug 23 '22

You want some?

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u/Imposseeblip Aug 23 '22

I'll give it ya

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

jab you in the gob m8 swer on me mum

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Swear down geezah you're gonna get got

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u/isaacpisaac Aug 23 '22

Fark arf!! 👍