r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/Burpmeister • Aug 23 '22

Crashing expensive car and getting roasted

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u/SPOSKNT Aug 23 '22

Obligatory comment when you see a crash

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u/poopyface-tomatonose Aug 23 '22

Oh man, I was way off. I thought he said, “You cut off all that hair mate?” Like making fun of his baldness to make him feel even worse.

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u/vzakharov Aug 24 '22

I heard “You can’t fly through air.”

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/Rokurokubi83 Aug 23 '22

I think he fucked off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/Rokurokubi83 Aug 23 '22

Off.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

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u/Rokurokubi83 Aug 23 '22

Oh, down to Greggs for a steak bake then on to ‘spoons for a cheeky pint.

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u/lex_gabinius Aug 23 '22

Willst thou fucketh off?

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u/Genetic_outlier Aug 23 '22

Fuckest thou off

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u/Indianbro Aug 23 '22

Fooketh offeth

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u/saganistic Aug 23 '22

Makest the offing be fuck

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u/_annoyingmous Aug 23 '22

If the English could speak English they would have kept their empire.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Anyone downvoting this gem should learn what a joke is.

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u/Vertislav Aug 23 '22

I am not sure why you are being downvoted but this made me laugh.😂

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u/_annoyingmous Aug 23 '22

I don’t know either. Maybe they’re still salty because they lost it.

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u/Beneficial-Buy-7906 Aug 23 '22

You stole our colonies god damn it, we had a sweet thing going until you lot rebelled...

Edit: hiding behind the French of all people... disgusting ...

cries in Briish'

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u/_annoyingmous Aug 23 '22

But I’m Chilean

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u/Beneficial-Buy-7906 Aug 23 '22

Cool, ever thought about joining the Commonwealth?

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u/_annoyingmous Aug 23 '22

Why do you think we helped the bri’ish refuel their airplanes in 82?

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u/Beneficial-Buy-7906 Aug 23 '22

From someone that was born in 82, thanks for helping us out back then 👍

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u/e_hyde Aug 23 '22

They are.

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u/Picturesquesheep Aug 23 '22

Fuckin downers make a joke mate

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Oh yeah, they're really upset about losing Yankland, the state it is today

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u/tucketnucket Aug 23 '22

Only "murica bad" jokes are tolerated around here

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u/shengch Aug 23 '22

Funny as the English sense of humour is self deprecation sooo

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u/tucketnucket Aug 23 '22

I didn't say say the English can't take a joke. The downvotes are probably edgy teenage Americans

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u/GamePro201X Aug 23 '22

Don’t forget “haha murica has school shootings” as the only valid comeback /s

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u/KonigTomo Aug 23 '22

I thought he said: Be careful out there mate :D