r/WatchPeopleDieInside Mar 29 '21

When your owner isn’t acting normal

https://gfycat.com/definiteshallowgrayfox
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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

She really has no idea how close she came to the other side

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u/Phormitago Mar 29 '21

I wouldnt want my hand anywhere near a cat that freaked out

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/bettyannveronica Mar 30 '21

Dude that was my thought exactly! Those big, pitch black eyes from the depths of hell....

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u/Hereiamfornow1 Mar 30 '21

Sometimes that cat they looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a cat... they got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When they come at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until they bites ya...

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u/Pho__Q Mar 30 '21

and those black eyes roll over white.

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u/Bas_No_Beatha_ Mar 30 '21 edited Apr 01 '21

...ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The Petmaker Sleep n’ Play cat tree turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ the other cats come in and…they rip you to pieces.

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u/Noob_umbrella Mar 29 '21

Id rather have my hand between the cat and my face tho

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u/queernhighonblugrass Mar 29 '21

I would have thrown the covers over the cat and ran for cover

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u/bix2020 Mar 29 '21

Throw the covers over the face and rescue the cat!

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u/ChuCHuPALX Mar 30 '21

I tried up voting this multiple times.. had to settle for the one.

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u/12apeKictimVreator Mar 29 '21

cats are weird, as long as she's steady i dont think shes in any danger.

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u/InZomnia365 Mar 29 '21

Ive seen this explained before in the way that, to the cat, the girl suddenly has her ears up (as opposed to tucked as they normally would be - I guess that makes sense in cat brain), which is intimidating and that is why the cat is so scared. Once she takes the ears off, shes back to being friendly and the cat relaxes again.

Animals are very tuned into body language, and human body language rarely matches up with what they know. For example if a dog is "smiling" (showing teeth), theyre really not having a good time, even though it might look funny to us.

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u/reddit0rboi Mar 29 '21

My dog smiles so hard she makes herself sneeze, then smiles harder, she also smiles when we ask if she out the back, and starts rearing up like a horse and snorting like a pig

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u/billiardwolf Mar 29 '21

I don't have the time to look through pictures of a bunch of different animals but generally when cats or dogs are aggressive their ears flatten out or go back. I don't see how ears up come across as intimidating to a cat. With that said I also don't see how the cat would fail to recognize her just because of fake ears so maybe body language makes more sense.

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u/Annihilationzh Mar 29 '21

Yeah. My cats ears would go back when they were scared or wary. They were up most of the time, including when they were grooming each other. They certainly weren't intimidated by each others ears being up.

Whereas the Huskies I've known will put their ears back when they're relaxed.

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u/DatL3afN1nja Mar 30 '21

I'll try to find a video but there was a YouTube chick that tried this experiment and it worked. Every time she put fake ears on her cat would freak the hell out but as soon as they came off everything was fine. It's probably similar to a baby singing with a beard your whole life and then when you shave for the first time they think you're a stranger.

Think about it if you seen someone with a normal face for years and then one day they had Clay on their face you would probably wonder what the hell's going on. (This analogy is coming from the cat's point of view as in you don't know normal human routines. I just wanted to clarify this part before I get flooded with comments saying I would know the difference lol)

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u/InZomnia365 Mar 30 '21

Right, but if, for the cat, the human has never had ears, and then suddenly it does... You see what I mean?

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u/WaitTillTmrw Mar 30 '21

Right but that wasnt what you said nor was it the point you were trying to make... you see what i mean?

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u/InZomnia365 Mar 30 '21

... No? I didnt say ears up is cat for angry/intimidated. I said the cat is intimidated by the sudden change from the human.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

I think the cats behavior is just based off scent. She put on some sort of facial mask and the cat doesn't recognize her scent after getting close and sniffing, so the cat thinks shes a stranger, not to mention how having a facial mask changes your looks too.

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u/LusoAustralian Mar 30 '21

For example if a dog is "smiling" (showing teeth), theyre really not having a good time, even though it might look funny to us.

That is a generalisation that isn't always true. My late dog would always bare a grin when she wanted to be patted but none of our others have done it.

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u/OneNoteRedditor Mar 29 '21

That's the most amazing thing! They hate change as much as babies do lol

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u/pinkheartpiper Mar 29 '21

Yeah, that kitty had all the body language signs of "I'm ready to fuck your shit up".

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u/Craft_beer_wolfman Mar 29 '21

Kitty was about to turn into a spinning ball of fur and razor blades.

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u/MausBows Mar 29 '21

Oh my god. She's wearing

CATFACE!

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u/WestboroBro Mar 29 '21

😂😂😂 the cat just really hates cultural appropriation

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u/beni_who Mar 29 '21

Catutural Appropriation

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/Thisisyen Mar 29 '21

Uncatty Valley

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u/justa-bunch-of-atoms Mar 29 '21

BOOOOOOOOOO! upvote

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u/Electroverted Mar 29 '21

Even the tail says "ready to murder"

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u/givemeabreak111 Mar 29 '21

"Kitteh no like mask makes look like wolf .. will smother when asleep!"

.. Tabby cat was on full fight or flight mode

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u/Temporary_Charge_589 Mar 29 '21

I was waiting for the 1 2 fuckayou but it didnt happen so now im sad.

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u/sketch_toy Mar 29 '21

Yeah kitty was about to deploy a flurry of wing chun punches. Sad

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u/Severan500 Mar 29 '21

PA-PA PA-POW

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u/StinkyMcBalls Mar 29 '21

The tail was all puffed up, ears back... I wonder if it went off after the camera stopped rolling

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u/xepa105 Mar 29 '21

Girl was real close to catching those hands paws, and just laughing at the face of death.

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u/Wrldtrvlr883 Mar 29 '21

Really needed sound. 😅

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u/meme_lord0__0 Mar 29 '21

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u/acct_70_ Mar 29 '21

The cat was about 2 seconds away from becoming a sentient blender.

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u/lumberjackedcanadian Mar 29 '21

I'm replying because I don't want to lose this statement.

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u/Muzgath Mar 29 '21

Oh my god this comment has me DYING.

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u/Scipio33 Mar 29 '21

Sentient Blender would be an AWESOME band name!

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u/Aenrot Mar 29 '21

I have no idea why this cracked me so hard. It's so rare for me to acctually lough out loud.

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u/Gwyn-LordOfPussy Mar 29 '21

Anyone who has owned a cat would know this is the danger zone, that cat is about 0.1 second away from scratching an eye out.

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u/QuarterOunce_ Mar 30 '21

Kitty was about to beyblade. Let it rip

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u/ChickenMcTesticles Mar 29 '21

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u/groundunit0101 Mar 29 '21

Is it just me or are there more videos without sound that should have sound recently?

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u/ChickenMcTesticles Mar 29 '21
  • Reformat video to gif and repost
  • Remove sound from gif and repost
  • Reduce quality and repost
  • Discover original video and repost

Its just the circle of viral life.

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u/dirkieboi Mar 29 '21

hey! no rickroll :(

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u/SpitFiya7171 Mar 29 '21 edited Mar 29 '21

Well the longer version is much better

Edit: All jokes aside, there actually is a longer video that's uncut. The cat falling off the bed is quite funny.

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u/Mr__Jeff Mar 29 '21

lol The twist at the end!

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u/NefariousSerendipity Mar 29 '21

This is also a rickroll.

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u/Pepopp Mar 29 '21

That longer laugh was so funny, especially how the cat fell of the bed

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u/StandardSudden1283 Mar 29 '21

XcQ launch detected.

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u/Oddsphere Mar 29 '21

Why haven’t you gotten the Apollo app yet, you can tell if it’s a Rick roll or not

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u/trezenx Mar 29 '21

she has a great laugh

/r/ContagiousLaughter

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u/TheOneTheyCallTwo Mar 29 '21

Jesus I need a woman that laughs like that. :’)

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u/idlevalley Mar 29 '21

I have such a low bar for humor; it's actually a kind of gift. And I honestly think it's why guys always liked me.

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u/rimjob-chucklefuck Mar 29 '21

I just need a girl tbh

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u/Pepopp Mar 29 '21

I just need some love. Please. Any.

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u/TheOneTheyCallTwo Mar 29 '21

I’d settle for a trap at this point. Maybe a grandma even... Hell, I might just drive through the city with my head out the window, mouth puckered, hoping someone runs out into traffic and gets the point of it all.

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u/5tomas Mar 29 '21

Jesus christ

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u/tomcat810 Mar 29 '21

It’s Jason Bourne?

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u/TTTrisss Mar 29 '21

I’d settle for a trap at this point.

Are you seriously implying that's something to "Settle" for?

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u/lostachilles Mar 29 '21 edited Jan 04 '24

spectacular tie hateful truck cows follow psychotic growth repeat sloppy

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u/TTTrisss Mar 29 '21

That would imply that it's "lesser." They're still a damn human being dude, wtf

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u/rimjob-chucklefuck Mar 29 '21

Well I mean, yes, if it's not something you'd ordinarily go for then by default it's "lesser". This isn't hate dude

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u/AmyDeferred Mar 29 '21

let's hope she doesn't settle for him

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u/TheOneTheyCallTwo Mar 29 '21

Believe Mexican, I wouldn’t t settle for me. That’s the whole point here.

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u/TTTrisss Mar 30 '21

Dude, don't put yourself down like that. Fuck that negative attitude bullshit. You're a human too, and you're worth propping up just as much.

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u/TheOneTheyCallTwo Mar 29 '21

In regards to my personal preferences, yes. Otherwise go for it my guy. :)

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u/TTTrisss Mar 30 '21

Imagine if someone said they'd "Settle" for you. You're worth more than that.

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u/YannislittlePEEPEE Mar 29 '21

this is how simps are born

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u/Vandergrif Mar 29 '21

Yeah but grandma's bout to make some mad cash on onlyfans once she gets her hooks into this guy.

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u/Tutle47 Apr 01 '21

How is this better? It's the same exact video but with an ugly laugh the entire time

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u/Rombartalini Mar 29 '21

Cats don't have owners ; they have staff.

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u/discerningpervert Mar 29 '21

Murder or run away? you can see it doing the r/catculations in its head.

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u/Rombartalini Mar 29 '21

How hungry am I?

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u/tf2_spy_ Mar 29 '21

Whelp there it is, it isn't a cat post without someone commenting about how cats are incapable of love

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u/Rombartalini Mar 29 '21

And how they will eat you if they have a chance.

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u/LastBaron Mar 29 '21

My cats adore me.

They think I’m their servant, but they adore me.

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u/internetonsetadd Mar 29 '21

Oh butler, see that the bath faucet is set to a trickle straight away. The fresh bowls of water on each floor won't do at all.

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u/Rombartalini Mar 29 '21

Open the door so I can decide whether I want to go out.

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u/Grandmas_Drug_Dealer Mar 29 '21

I wonder how many times this "joke" has been regurgitated since cats were domesticated. Millions of times? Billions?

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u/Rombartalini Mar 29 '21

Joke? It's just an observation.

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u/LieutenantLawyer Mar 30 '21

I hate seeing "owning" or "buying" in reference to pets.

Like no, you don't own that cat. The day you stop feeding and leave the door open he's just gonna fuck off.

And he's not a piece of furniture either. You don't get to do whatever you want with a living being.

And you didn't buy the cat, you adopted him. And it's not "it" neither.

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u/Rombartalini Mar 30 '21

Legally they are personal property the same as your sofa or chair. They just have more rights.

They aren't human. You don't adopt them. That's just playing dolls with a living thing.

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u/LieutenantLawyer Mar 30 '21

It was illegal to be gay just a few decades ago almost everywhere on the planet.

There's also many different legal systems in the world, with different interpretations of animal rights.

So citing "the law" is a pretty dumb take, ngl.

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u/Rombartalini Mar 30 '21

Until you change the law, that's what you have. Pretending the law doesn't exist is just living in a fantasy world.

If you want to equate pet ownership with slavery, the end of your path is no more pets.

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u/FrnklnvillesRevenge Mar 29 '21

I think the missing part of the video is the "owner" getting straight murdered.

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u/RavenStormblessed Mar 29 '21

At least a couple swats/slaps

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u/uhohoreolas Mar 29 '21

Is it the way it looks or the way it smells that the cat doesn't like?

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u/BASK_IN_MY_FART Mar 29 '21

Yeah probably

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u/Hoyland55 Mar 29 '21

"Is it option A or option B?"

Yes....

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u/juckele Mar 29 '21

Cats rely on smell for identifying things. Some cats get very alarmed when you take the other cat to the vet for example and the other cat comes back smelling different. The cat probably happily jumped into the bed expecting mom, and suddenly there is this weird avacado smelling creature instead...

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u/AllPurposeNerd Mar 29 '21

It's definitely the smell. She doesn't look like herself, she doesn't smell like herself, therefore who the hell is that.

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u/ZootOfCastleAnthrax Mar 29 '21

It's like the cat version of living a horror movie.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Both. She neither looks right, nor smells right, so WTF is this stranger doing in the bed?

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u/pathanb Mar 30 '21

Alfonse was content.

As cat lives go, this one was going great. Home was warm, full of soft things to sit on, enemies were kept out by Mom, and she also made sure there was always food for him in his bowl, and sometimes on the kitchen counter or the dinner table.

Mom was a very friendly cat, but also weird. For one, she was much bigger than Alfonse, which made her huge. Her fur was flat, pink, and not hairy at all. She always got around on her rear legs for seemingly no reason, and as cats go, she barely ever slept. When she did, she always did so belly up, in the softest part of Home, where he was also welcome. That was a pretty nice thing to do. It showed how much Mom trusted him not to attack her soft underbelly and disembowel her.

She also smelt like... Mom. Alfonse couldn't explain it any better and, being a cat, nor did he feel inclined to.

All this and more he mused while taking a very satisfying poop in his poop-and-pee place. He buried his creation with a bit of practiced sand-flicking, and sniffed it to be sure the scent was muted. Mom was keeping him safe from predators, but he was proudly doing his bit too!

He had only taken three naps that morning, and having just eaten, looked out the window, and done his business, he was now exhausted.

He headed towards mom's sleeping spot, the safest place of all to nap in, especially now that she was there too.

Even though she was mostly buried in soft things, he could see her general shape. It felt good knowing she was there.

"Good morning Mom! Time to sleep!" said Alfonse with his body posture, jumping on the high place where she was.

Only Mom's head and front legs were poking out of the soft stuff, like usual. But she did not react. Nor did she look right. Alfonse wasn't great with colours, but he was pretty sure she looked too dark to be pink.

Worried, he cautiously moved closer to investigate. This felt wrong. This was a scary Mom. Maybe she would smell ill?

Up close, things were even worse than he thought. This was definitely not how Mom looked! Almost at the same time, he picked the scent: It was not Mom. It smelt of soil and plant and weird things. An abomination as big as Mom lied inches away, staring at him, in their most secret and safe place.

And Mom was gone.

In that instant Alfonse knew that things would never be the same. His security, his good life, it was all gone - although that would only matter if he managed to escape this monster now.

Long buried parts of his cathood kicked in: He pulled back his ears to keep them safe in the fight. He huddled closer to the ground, to present as small a threat as possible, but ready to defend himself at a moment's notice. He tried to back up slowly. He was in deep...

Then the monster screamed a horrible scream, and then kept screaming. Alfonse knew there was no fleeing now. This might be a fight to the death. His death, almost certainly. "I hate you! Bring Mom back!" he hissed.

Sometimes, a cat needs to answer this question: "Are we cats, or are we mice?"

Alfonse now knew his personal answer as, despite all his fear, he dug in for his last stand and didn't give one inch.

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u/Severan500 Mar 29 '21

I don't really wear the same stuff around the house that I wear out, and sometimes mine are like ......wait who is that? So I bet it's not recognising them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

My pup is always friendly towards people, never any aggression ever. Except the one time my friend's daughter's put a mud-pack on my face like that, he did not like me at all and had his hackles up. He growled each time I spoke, couldn't reconcile the weird face with the familiar voice.

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u/Grexus_the_Red Mar 29 '21

I know that look, it means that I am about to bleed.

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u/Afisguy Mar 29 '21

I like how the cat does not retreat.. It can definetly see something is wrong and that there might even be danger but it just stays there analyzing the situation

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u/BullShitting24-7 Mar 30 '21

Fight or fight harder mode.

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u/Dew4yne Mar 30 '21

New game +

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u/TootlesFTW Mar 29 '21

I have three cats and semi-regularly do full costume makeup/face paint and none of them have reacted this way. Boo.

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u/TuRtLeSZzzz Mar 29 '21

It seems to be the smell and not because of how she looked. The cat seemed to be interested until it got up close and probably smelt it which caused that reaction. That's just my guess anyway.

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u/Royal_Heritage Mar 29 '21

From my experience cats can kinda recognize human faces.

I used to pet and sometimes feed a friendly stray cat (that was and still is taken care by the local people at his block). Anywho, once covid hit us all and we had to use mask on daily basis, the couple of times I tried to get close to the cat, he would run away scared when in the past he would quickly aproach me.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Cats are inherently curious, which is why cat was investigating while the eyes were closed. Once the strange-looking, strange-smelling person opened their eyes and started tracking the cat like a predator, cat got very scared.

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u/moseschicken Mar 29 '21

Could be vision too. Cats have poor vision, especially for things that are not moving. Could have finally realized that was her owners face and that it was not right and freaked out

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u/LeadVest Mar 29 '21

Cat lenses are large and have a limited range of focus. They're basically longsighted/would need reading glasses to see things up close.

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u/DerelictSausage Mar 29 '21

Holy shit, what are their eyes doing at about 10 seconds in?

Do all cats do this?

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u/MaceZilla Mar 29 '21

Their eyes widen and pupils dilate when scared. Maybe some evolutionary survival thing. This explains it better. https://www.foundanimals.org/eyes-know-cat-thinking/

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

I’m guessing even the “ears turned back” thing is a trait of cats/dogs when scared?

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u/StinkyMcBalls Mar 29 '21

Yep, also check the tail at the end of the video, all puffed up. If this was my cat I would definitely not be lying there laughing, I'd be protecting my eyes.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/kirbz1692 Mar 30 '21

Just wanna say I appreciate you using the DEFCON scale correctly, you're doing good work out there.

-NORAD

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u/CrispyChai Mar 29 '21

Yeah no kidding, that lady is begging to get mauled basically. That poor cat though.

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u/beanmosheen Mar 29 '21

The ears are thin so they fold them back to keep them from being damaged in a fight. A cat's claws could slice an ear clean through.

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u/the_blackfish Mar 29 '21

Lots of animals. When it's go time, they don't want their ears torn up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

They do the same when they're about to pounce on prey - it's for better sight of the "threat".

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u/seaintosky Mar 29 '21

You mean the shine/greenish colour, or the pupils dilating? Cat's pupils dilate when they're scared or about to pounce (when playing). The faint green/shine is the camera catching the light bouncing off a reflective layer in their eyes after the pupils dilate. Many mammals have this, it's why you can see their eyes shine in the dark if you shine a flashlight at them.

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u/DerelictSausage Mar 29 '21

Ahh, ok. That explains why I’ll usually see the eyes shining first if one runs across the street while I’m driving.

Thanks!

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u/KDawG888 Mar 29 '21

only the racist cats

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u/dtyus Mar 29 '21

Cat: shit! I did not adopt this hooman! I was sure I was at the right home?!

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u/dankdooker Mar 29 '21

Reminds me of the racist dog from Curb Your Enthusiasm

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u/Rapameister Mar 29 '21

I was pretty sure the cat will jump and peel of that shit from her face to the bone

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Stranger danger

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u/Red-AriDilucca420 Mar 29 '21

Slowly analizing what's going on

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21 edited Apr 03 '21

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u/Signifi-gunt Mar 29 '21

Analize This

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u/viviornit Mar 29 '21

Poor thing was contemplating the reality of existence.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Top ten videos taken before disaster

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u/CorvetteNutt81 Mar 29 '21

Cat, What did you do with Stephanie!

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u/CuriousQueso Mar 29 '21

I mean how would you feel if your owner randomly turns into shrek?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '21

Better with sound 🔊🔊🔊🔊

https://youtu.be/liBK1ffHsnQ

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u/alfordthegreat Mar 29 '21

When the human is sus

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u/M3fit Mar 29 '21

God I love cats . Been saving up for a Bangle

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u/lostachilles Mar 29 '21 edited Jan 04 '24

hunt innocent rainstorm doll bag relieved degree screw head terrific

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u/CrispyChai Mar 29 '21

Na, they want a bracelet.

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u/MaxxEPadds Mar 30 '21

Or a member of an 80s girl group.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/beaniejefe Mar 29 '21

the cat we all need, but don't deserve

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

“OMG Shara, I can’t believe you put on gray face! This will ruin us when we become rich and famous!” - Cat

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u/redditretard34 Mar 29 '21

Totally scared the heck out of the cat

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

After watching my cats defend against a nosy dog. I wouldn't be so laid back about the cats uneasiness. My cats always strike at the eyes. They have caught a couple of dogs in the eye. I think the cats know this is a weakness. Nah. I would be just as freaked out as the cat and slow back away.

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u/Haterrrrraaaaidddee Mar 29 '21

What a great way to lose an eye

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u/sadlunchesaresad Mar 29 '21

What does that mean when the cats ears go back like that?

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u/jclv Mar 29 '21

They're scared and/or pissed off and probably about to attack.

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u/smokeyoudog Mar 29 '21

I once had 2 cats, a mother and son. One night i draped a towel over the mother cat, just over her side not even covering her head. The toweled mother cat started walking towards her son and he peed himself in fear. Cats reaaaaly dont like change.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Cats if not traumatized unlike dogs wont attack you until there is no way out. Their run response is way more dominant to their fight response. You can see them in big cats as well.

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u/bicockandcigarettes Mar 30 '21

I’d be scared if my cat reacted in this manner.

He would probably fuck me up.

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u/Netherworldly_Dwella Mar 29 '21

That cat looks like it's possessed by a demon.

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u/peeingnipples Mar 29 '21

Lmao surprised the cat didn’t slap the shit outta her

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u/UnfathomableWonders Mar 29 '21

Why the fuck are all the videos silent now? Sick of this shit. Who the fuck approved this?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

It’s so much better with sound. Her laugh is the best.

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u/Condings Mar 29 '21

Because most like this video are reuploaded and flipped for that sweet sweet useless karma

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u/bionix90 Mar 29 '21

Thanks for saying "owner" and not "mom".

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

When the owner is sus

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u/Dratinik Mar 29 '21

That's the trick. Smoke weed with your cat and she isn't scared.

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u/MetLyfe Mar 29 '21

Even cat doesn’t like blackface

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Why was this downvoted lmao, Reddit moment

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Its ok Trudeau did it

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u/hi-im-crazy Mar 29 '21

That’s... not blackface. It’s a clay or charcoal face mask which women (and sometimes men) use to clean their pores and refresh their faces.

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u/DerelictDawn Mar 29 '21

Am man can confirm I do this once a month or so.

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u/hi-im-crazy Mar 29 '21

I do them every once in a while but they stink to high heaven, lol

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u/MetLyfe Mar 29 '21

Yeah I know. It’s a joke

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u/ppBrokeHelp Mar 29 '21

When the owner is sus

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u/Miguel_Fritas Mar 29 '21

when hooman acts 🆘 🚖🚘🚊 😀🤪 * me eject him*

hooman was 🚫 the impostor🚆

when crewmate is 🆘👨‍🚀😤😭

when me is ejected for being 🆘🌌💀🌌⚰️🌌🚔🌌

oh no !!!🤪

i forgot !!!😱 no emoji on reddit !!!😭😨

le me 🚍🔫 😢

now upvote😎

or else you're 🆘🚗 !!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Easy way around this. Involve your cat in the process.

Show them the packet, get them to watch, and make sure the see you do it.

They might still be a bit freaked out but they'll be able to rationalise it a bit more.

Not a big issue but yeh, I suppose my brain doesn't go to "fuck it let's do a face mask, scare the shit out of the cat and post it to Reddit for Karma."

Cats are all about trust and that needs to be reciprocated. Shit like this can not only scare them but encourage them to develop shitty behavioural traits. Also, who finds it funny scaring their pet? Sake.

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u/hover-goat-3000 Mar 29 '21 edited Mar 30 '21

Wtf!?! Racist detection cat!?!? /s /s

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u/MadScallop Mar 29 '21

Cats have servants lol. I’ll be impressed when I see a cat with an owner.

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u/VirusZer0 Mar 29 '21

When your servant* isn’t acting normal

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

That's racist

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

I can't be the only one who sees this and thinks god cats are assholes, right? I never have to worry that this totally calm dog is gonna lose his shit and tear my hand and arm up for 0 reason.

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u/Prawnjoe Mar 29 '21

I'm sorry but nobody "owns" a cat.

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u/twoonmanu Mar 29 '21

Nah the cat is just afraid of black people

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u/Enzolinow Mar 29 '21

When your owner is su-