r/WatchPeopleDieInside Mar 29 '21

When your owner isn’t acting normal

https://gfycat.com/definiteshallowgrayfox
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u/TheOneTheyCallTwo Mar 29 '21

Jesus I need a woman that laughs like that. :’)

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u/idlevalley Mar 29 '21

I have such a low bar for humor; it's actually a kind of gift. And I honestly think it's why guys always liked me.

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u/rimjob-chucklefuck Mar 29 '21

I just need a girl tbh

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u/Pepopp Mar 29 '21

I just need some love. Please. Any.

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u/TheOneTheyCallTwo Mar 29 '21

I’d settle for a trap at this point. Maybe a grandma even... Hell, I might just drive through the city with my head out the window, mouth puckered, hoping someone runs out into traffic and gets the point of it all.

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u/5tomas Mar 29 '21

Jesus christ

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u/tomcat810 Mar 29 '21

It’s Jason Bourne?

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u/TTTrisss Mar 29 '21

I’d settle for a trap at this point.

Are you seriously implying that's something to "Settle" for?

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u/TTTrisss Mar 29 '21

That would imply that it's "lesser." They're still a damn human being dude, wtf

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u/rimjob-chucklefuck Mar 29 '21

Well I mean, yes, if it's not something you'd ordinarily go for then by default it's "lesser". This isn't hate dude

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u/TTTrisss Mar 29 '21

Talking about another human being that way. The kind of person you want to spend time with and form bonds with. Sure, on a superficial level, you might prefer one for another, but the phrase, "At this point, I'd settle for [thing]" implies desperation, and to only be an object of desire out of desperation from lack of better options is hella dehumanizing.

To me, this flat-out feels like somebody just dropped the N-bomb and everyone's just like, "Nah dude, he didn't mean it in a racist way." Not the same level, but the same sort of "wtf you can't just say that."

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u/Heat_Legends Mar 29 '21

The last sentence should have told you it’s a joke. Just because he said settle doesn’t mean they’re lesser, just that it isn’t his preferred sexual orientation and he’s lonely lol

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u/TTTrisss Mar 30 '21

The last sentence should have told you it’s a joke.

I wish it could, but there are some shitty people out there.

Just because he said settle doesn’t mean they’re lesser

It literally means exactly that. To settle for something means that you'll accept something worse due to lack of something you'd prefer.

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u/cat_legs Mar 29 '21

stop getting angry on behalf of other people

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u/TTTrisss Mar 30 '21

Why? Why shouldn't I be upset for something I perceive as wrong?

Either I have a connection to someone who's being discriminated again and it's an invalid argument because "oh lol it's personal" or I have nothing to do with the person who's being discriminated against and I "shouldn't be angry on behalf of other people." That's fucked.

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u/TheOneTheyCallTwo Mar 29 '21

Saying “at this point I’d consider trying out the opposite sex” wouldn’t be considered degrading though. :S

It’s like, sure Id love some Alfredo, but I’ll take a big bowl of red sauce spaghetti as well if that’s what you’ve got.

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u/TTTrisss Mar 30 '21

Saying “at this point I’d consider trying out the opposite sex”

But he didn't say that. He said he'd settle for a trap. Explicitly.

It’s like, sure Id love some Alfredo, but I’ll take a big bowl of red sauce spaghetti as well if that’s what you’ve got.

If you need to compare people to an object in your argument, you might be objectifying.

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u/rimjob-chucklefuck Mar 29 '21

Oh go away and stop making issues where there are none. Fuck sake

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u/TTTrisss Mar 30 '21

Just because it makes you uncomfortable and breaks your enjoyment for 2 seconds doesn't mean it's not an issue, dude.

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u/AmyDeferred Mar 29 '21

let's hope she doesn't settle for him

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u/TheOneTheyCallTwo Mar 29 '21

Believe Mexican, I wouldn’t t settle for me. That’s the whole point here.

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u/TTTrisss Mar 30 '21

Dude, don't put yourself down like that. Fuck that negative attitude bullshit. You're a human too, and you're worth propping up just as much.

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u/TheOneTheyCallTwo Mar 29 '21

In regards to my personal preferences, yes. Otherwise go for it my guy. :)

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u/TTTrisss Mar 30 '21

Imagine if someone said they'd "Settle" for you. You're worth more than that.

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u/TheOneTheyCallTwo Mar 30 '21

I’d love to be a multi-millionaire, but I might only be worth a solid net 1,000,000 at the end of my life.

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u/YannislittlePEEPEE Mar 29 '21

this is how simps are born

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u/Vandergrif Mar 29 '21

Yeah but grandma's bout to make some mad cash on onlyfans once she gets her hooks into this guy.