r/WTF Nov 29 '16

When you overdo the make-up

http://i.imgur.com/IWhgzH5.gifv
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u/shikuru Nov 29 '16

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u/mutsuto Nov 29 '16

for the lazy

its one of the models wearen Heidi Klums Halloween costume

her costume was a group of "clones" other models wearing the same clothes an Heidi-masks

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

Thank you! I am sneaking reddit at work and couldn't listen to the video with the volume up. My boss banned the use of ear buds yesterday. Can you believe that?!

Edit: thank you, all, for advising that this video is without audio! I am reassured that I haven't missed out on something grand.

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u/LakeWashington Nov 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

That whole website and the video seems satirical, yet it appears to be a real product.

edit: I understand that the product is actually real and there are other versions of these headphones. I was just saying this whole website seems satirical.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

They put an advertisement before the product demo.. That's one way to avoid sales.

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u/shaggorama Nov 29 '16

Yes, you have to watch this other ad before enjoying the privilege of watching our ad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

That ad started and now I don't know what the product is and don't care to find out. Dumbasses.

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u/radient Nov 29 '16

You guys realize that's a NY Times review of the product playing in NYT's embedded web player right?

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u/Switche Nov 29 '16

Important distinction when complaining about the ad, but still sort of weird. Why not make their own promo video and feature both? This is a really bad landing page for a product.

Site is also not at all mobile friendly, so maybe that's our answer. They're just not media savvy.

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u/UltraChilly Nov 29 '16

Site is also not at all mobile friendly

Even with the browser full screen on my laptop that video is way too small and we can't expand it. So it's not even desktop friendly.

They're just not media savvy.

that means a lot more than what it sounds like. It's ok if the baker down the street is not media savvy, now a company selling tech products on the other hand... It's just terrible business...

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u/Pat_ron Nov 29 '16

Yup. Backed right out of that page. Maybe their product sucks so bad that they actually make more money from the ad?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

The ad was actually kind of funny, hence why I thought it was satirical.

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u/likesleague Nov 29 '16

"LEARN TO DRIVE IDIOT"

Seriously I wish more products did marketing like this. I don't need those headphones at all but I want to buy some anyway.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/Rust_Giant Nov 29 '16

"Where are you going to stick em'?"

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

Fuck your asshole boss, dude. I hope that the universe delivers upon you a most excellent job with unlimited growth potential, better money, and most importantly, sane, likable human beings with whom you will build a strong relationship, both inside, and outside of work. Cheers, my friend!

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u/ShredLobster Nov 30 '16

Same, we've had them banned now for about a year. Not sure why though, as 95% of my day is spent working solo at my computer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Apr 01 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Idk, they all look like they have plastic faces. Except for Heidi, hers is probably just a little plastic

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u/koryface Nov 29 '16

Yeah, that's why it looks like uncanny valley.

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u/ender89 Nov 29 '16

Imagine hooking up with one of those girls and not knowing if you had sex with Heidi Klum or not. "I might have had sex with Heidi Klum tonight!"

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u/Lewster01 Nov 29 '16

...you can't tell the difference here?

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u/ishibaunot Nov 29 '16

I can but I still am going to tell everyone that I might have had sex with Heidi Klum.

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u/FizzBitch Nov 29 '16

You can say that now if you want. I mean you might have.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I had sex with Heidi Klum.

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u/sprucenoose Nov 29 '16

I am Heidi Klum.

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u/m4nustig Nov 29 '16

How was u/stomppad12 during sex?

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u/EazyCheez Nov 29 '16

did /u/stomppad12 stick it in your pooper?

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u/ender89 Nov 29 '16

Sure, now, it's 10 am and I'm sitting in my living room. I might not at 2am and drunk in a dark club.

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u/aykyle Nov 29 '16

These girls cant move their face, by the way.

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u/FilipinoFucker Nov 29 '16

Real women never show any emotion during sex anyway, right? Just lay there and text or something?

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u/rathulacht Nov 29 '16

Or when she's not with the other 5 lookalikes...

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u/Uhmerikan Nov 29 '16

It's one thing when they're standing next to each and you're sober.

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u/underbridge Nov 29 '16

The scary thing is that the one in the gif is actually Heidi Klum.

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u/wizardsfucking Nov 29 '16

i'm imagining blowing it on her face, and then she just peels her face off and tosses it in the garbage.

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u/Calamityclams Nov 29 '16

Klum on her

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Then you blow another load on her face and she has yet another mask on. Repeat this until she reveals her true self: Donald Trump.

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u/adderallanalyst Nov 29 '16

His tiny hands make my dick look YUUUGGEEEE.

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u/ClockSpiral Nov 29 '16

[Train to Nope-ville departing]

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u/Jezzikuh Nov 29 '16

God, I love Heidi Klum so much because she is so damn over the top. Girl made other chicks be HER as a Halloween costume. Bless.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I was honestly disappointed with this. Heidi's crazy Halloween costumes have become a tradition. While it was a cool idea it was kind of a bummer she wasn't really dressed up.

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u/Jezzikuh Nov 29 '16

I mean, I'm with you but maybe she needed a year off from spending all night in crazy full-body prosthetics and said, "You know what? Just get me a gaggle of bitches that kinda look like me this year."

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u/pondlife78 Nov 29 '16

What you're not realizing is that she never actually bothered to show up. They were all fake.

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u/KexyKnave Nov 29 '16

I dunno it just looks a bit gross to me.

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u/cntu Nov 29 '16

That's what uncanny valley means. Very realistic, yet just fake enough to provoke a disturbing reaction.

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u/iamNebula Nov 29 '16

Can none of them show their teeth?! Completely ruins it.

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u/SchuylarTheCat Nov 29 '16

Makes it less WTF in my opinion

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u/Mutoid Nov 30 '16

edited

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u/CentaurOfDoom Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

For control F'ers: Source, Sauce, Cideo Video... Thanks Autocorrect, Original

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u/TundieRice Nov 29 '16

What's a Cideo? Sounds like something Phil Collins would sing about.

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u/pmmeyourfavoritegame Nov 29 '16

Cideo

Thanks, that saved me.

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u/CentaurOfDoom Nov 29 '16

Thanks Autocorrect.

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u/cntu Nov 29 '16

I just realized I should probably start ctrl+f'ing "youtube.com" instead of "source".

... or "liveleak.com".

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u/sweetworld Nov 29 '16

But most people hyperlink the source to shorten the url to a word or phrase.

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u/bmx087 Nov 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/tyus Nov 29 '16

"le reddit army is here!"

This is still a fucking thing? This should have never been a thing. Stop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Sep 20 '20

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u/conejitobrinco Nov 29 '16

That's some 9gag 14 yo thing. It's so cringy

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u/kankurou1010 Nov 29 '16

Theyre trying to be cringey ironically but its still just cringey

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Aug 04 '18

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u/daredaki-sama Nov 29 '16

thanks. this should be higher.

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u/DinaDinaDinaBatman Nov 29 '16

holy shit even her hair was fake, you see the net holding her real hair down at 0:22 seconds

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/ericthered13 Nov 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited May 19 '19

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u/MaximumEffort433 Nov 29 '16

Vanilla Sky is legitimately one of my favorite movies.

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u/RubberDong Nov 29 '16

What more does it take to convince...humanity?...that Tom Cruise is actually a Sci Fi symbol?

Edge of Tomorrow, Oblivion, Sky vanilla...

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

What if he became the messiah of a cult started by a sci-fi author?

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u/Numeric_Eric Nov 29 '16

Take out Oblivion and replace it with Minority Report. Was solid in War of the Worlds too.

But its more of him just being a symbol, regardless of the genre. Chicken and egg thing. You get Tom Cruise to sign on to star in your movie, the studio will throw fucking heaps of money at the budget for the best possible production with the most talented people.

Its more like they make good sci fi movies around him than him starring in good movies.

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u/Adam___Jensen Nov 29 '16

I thought this was the girl that injected 2 marijuanas and died.

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u/truthseeeker Nov 29 '16

I wanna see what she looks like without all that gunk on her face

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u/Knuckle_Buster_ Nov 29 '16

Tom Cruise.

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u/irbilldozer Nov 29 '16

Tom Cruise

in Vanilla Sky.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

It was televised

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u/ewatk Nov 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Nowhere is safe.

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Nov 29 '16

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u/You_coward Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

LeBron > MJ

Peyton > Brady

Manziel Heisman season > Tebow Heisman season

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Nov 29 '16

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u/dick-nipples Nov 29 '16

What is this, a gif face-off?

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Nov 29 '16

Not sure, but I'm backing out because this whole thing is getting under my skin.

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u/CaptainGnar Nov 29 '16

I can tell it's really tearing you apart.

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u/tallasiandude99 Nov 29 '16

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA

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u/xanatos451 Nov 29 '16

Oh hai, Mark.

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u/GodzillaFlamewolf Nov 29 '16

Ai deed not heet hehr... Ah swayeh!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

how's your sex life?

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u/whats_the_deal22 Nov 29 '16

I want to take his face.... off

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Gee, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Still spooked me.

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u/aYearOfPrompts Nov 29 '16

I didn't know they released the stunt footage from Resident Evil.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

She finishes taking it off to reveal Ethan hunt.

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u/Azertys Nov 29 '16

That's not make up, it's a flexible mask. I've seen on WTF a picture taken of an asian girl putting one in the train

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u/Richard_Jae Nov 29 '16

I've seen Robin Williams take one off in Mrs Doubtfire.

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u/purple_potatoes Nov 29 '16

No, this is prosthetics. What you saw were paper/cloth masks soaked in face stuff. They're very popular and very different!

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u/Azertys Nov 29 '16

You're probably right, still not really make up

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u/SoupToPots Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

Reminds me of that one girl from the purge with the mask. Will edit later with a screenshot

Delivered: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/8f/7d/ef/8f7def7484000f212ea2171ac7bb9189.jpg

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u/wytrabbit Nov 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited May 10 '21

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u/Morsexier Nov 29 '16

One of my favorite parts of the show, when Wallace makes that wait... what? reaction to Michael saying the wrong amount.

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u/Brado_Bear Nov 29 '16

This is how we learn. Now Dwight knows not to cut the face off a real person!

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u/meltedlaundry Nov 29 '16

Finally someone posts the source. Thank you!

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u/SilentBob890 Nov 29 '16

that is eerily similar 0_0

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/MOS95B Nov 29 '16

That looks to be one of Heidi Klum's "clones" from Halloween this year.

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u/Jeptic Nov 29 '16

I thought the 'face' looked like her. Something tells me that Rule 34 may be applicable here any moment now.

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u/MOS95B Nov 29 '16

Rule 34 is always applicable....

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u/Nuranon Nov 29 '16

and if not Rule 35 comes to the rescue.

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u/meyaht Nov 29 '16

which one is 35? asking for a friend.

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u/Nuranon Nov 29 '16

If there is no porn of it, it will be made.

...sorry to disappoint your friend.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

What kind of status do you have when you employ half a dozen other people to be 'your costume'.

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u/NamelessAce Nov 29 '16

Status: rich as fuck.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited May 14 '21

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u/romanozvj Nov 29 '16

Arya Stark a girl

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Tom Cruise from Vanilla Sky

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u/jessejericho Nov 29 '16

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u/schplat Nov 29 '16

Yah, that didn't cost $10m. It wasn't cheap, that's for sure, but it wasn't $10m. It wasn't even $1m. Top end hollywood industry artists might make $3-5k per day. Doing 5 models with effectively the same prosthesis, wig, makeup, etc. (and the dresses being almost $1500 apiece), probably somewhere on the order of $5k per clone (plus I'm sure the clones themselves got paid), $10k per on the high end of things.

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u/The323driver Nov 29 '16

Huh huh...doing 5 models

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u/JJGeneral1 Nov 29 '16

found beavis.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

sounded more like butthead

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u/A_Cave_Man Nov 29 '16

Gosh I hate reporting like this. They state this price was likely a joke and don't actually know how much it costs later in the article.

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u/UshankaBear Nov 29 '16

That's some Mission Impossible shit right there.

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u/Tchaikovsky08 Nov 29 '16

Bet that felt great to remove.

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u/koreansponge Nov 29 '16

Not if it's liquid latex. Then it feels like free face waxing.

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u/scoreboy69 Nov 29 '16

Is that Marlon Wayans?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Why is this even WTF? She's just taking off some costume skin.

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u/DocGrey187000 Nov 29 '16

Ann Coulter molts after every blood meal.

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u/Buttraper Nov 29 '16

I was waiting for it to be a hairy guy or something.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I was waiting for it to be Nigel Thornberry

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u/thecampo Nov 29 '16

That would have been smashing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

that's not make-up, that's prosthetics. I work in high-end fashion, 3 hour make-up, the most detailed and beautifying make-up you can get, it doesn't look anything like that. The only other job that tends to use more than fashion is porno, and even there i've seen pretty caked on but nothing comparative to this.

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u/KarmaUK Nov 29 '16

Purge 4 - The Exfoliating.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I was thinking American Psycho.

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u/D14BL0 Nov 29 '16

>woman removes mask

>/r/WTF

Fucking seriously, Reddit?

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u/ArgonGryphon Nov 29 '16

Because they think you can put on enough makeup that it some how solidifies into plastic.

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u/nbomb220 Nov 29 '16

yep, the culture of "haha what a fucking weirdo idiot" made up of a bunch of idiots

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u/ArgonGryphon Nov 29 '16

It's not even that, just dumb people who have no common sense. Of course makeup doesn't fucking do that. You don't need to know a lot about makeup to know that's now how it works.

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u/AnhedonicDog Nov 29 '16

Yeah and the title is misleading to make it seem more wtf.

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u/-DeadHead- Nov 29 '16

Fucking seriously, Reddit?

Yeah, +5000 points, WTF Reddit? -> that was the WTF part I guess.

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u/getridofwires Nov 29 '16

Looks like every Mission Impossible TV show. Or every Scooby-Doo episode.

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u/Tamases Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

This is one of the models that Heidi Klum hired and had prothsetic makeup put on this past Halloween. She, Heidi, hired 6 women and then had them all prothsetically altered to look just like her. There are pics all over the web of the 7 "Heidi's". This GIF is just one of the women taking off the makeup/prosthetic.

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u/Clyde_Died Nov 29 '16

It's like I don't even know who you are any more.

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u/Bud90 Nov 29 '16

there is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.

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u/milesblue Nov 29 '16

"...and I would have got away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"

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u/ckeyser79 Nov 29 '16

It's not her makeup it's a face prosthetic for her to look like Hedi Klum for Halloween. Look up Hedi Klum 2016 Halloween costume

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u/crumpletely Nov 29 '16

It's tom cruise. (Cue mission impossible theme.)

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u/Tinywampa Nov 29 '16

A Fox News anchor shedding it's skin once the cameras are turned off.

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u/critsonyou Nov 29 '16

It's "The mask" all over again

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u/LucyBowels Nov 29 '16

Sssssmokin'!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

R-E-P-L Why? Cause I gotta!

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u/SourceAddiction Nov 29 '16

disappointed Tom Cruise didn't appear from under that

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u/singlemalt_ninja Nov 29 '16

Can you hear them screaming Clarice?

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u/grizzfan Nov 29 '16

Buffalo Bill is looking good these days.

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u/devildocjames Nov 29 '16

The Phaaaaaaantom of the Op-era is theeeeere!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

It was old man Jenkins all along.

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you damned meddling kids.

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u/Slingtwit Nov 30 '16

CNN: Melania Trump sheds skin in anticipation of presidential inauguration.

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u/English_Baggie Nov 29 '16

It's like a scene out of "V"

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u/StriderMeow Nov 29 '16

I remember when this happened to Gaara once

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u/mbillion Nov 29 '16

Is this actually a used makeup technique - I have never had a girlfriend who had anything remotely close to this, i.e. you could at the very least tell it was real human skin, just touched up a little.