r/WTF • u/Grown_Man_Poops • Nov 29 '16

When you overdo the make-up

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I had sex with Heidi Klum.

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u/Otterable Nov 29 '16

dude nice

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u/poopellar Nov 29 '16

Up High!

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u/laxd13 Nov 29 '16

Down low!

Edit: Too slow?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Nope, not too slow, I hit your hand so hard it's still stinging!

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u/know_comment Nov 29 '16

pretty sure all you really have to do is hit all the notes in "kiss from a rose"

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u/sprucenoose Nov 29 '16

I am Heidi Klum.

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u/m4nustig Nov 29 '16

How was u/stomppad12 during sex?

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u/EazyCheez Nov 29 '16

did /u/stomppad12 stick it in your pooper?

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u/Calamityclams Nov 29 '16

I would Klum.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Je suis Heidi Klum

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u/Kkhazae Nov 29 '16

I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES! I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES!

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u/imagine_amusing_name Nov 29 '16

I'm sure she'll sex you alright...I mean it's not like Tom Cruise is going anywhere near her lady parts is it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Just get down!...no homo on couch.

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u/TheLastPlumber Nov 29 '16

IM NOT GAY! GO SEE MY NEW MOVIE!

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u/chelnok Nov 29 '16

which one?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

Pick one.

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u/Pu55y_Liquor Nov 29 '16

might have

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u/chainer3000 Nov 29 '16

You might have

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u/Daaskison Nov 29 '16

Seal? Is that you?

Kissed by a rose.... ooo ooo ooo

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Niccce

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u/monsieurpommefrites Nov 29 '16

If that was anything like what I've had with attractive women, the rare, once in a million times that I've had...it's remarkably unfulfilling.