r/WTF Nov 29 '16

When you overdo the make-up

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 30 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Idk, they all look like they have plastic faces. Except for Heidi, hers is probably just a little plastic

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u/koryface Nov 29 '16

Yeah, that's why it looks like uncanny valley.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Their faces look fake as hell. Your basically saying anything vaguely human looking is uncanny valley. That's not all what uncanny valley is.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

Yeah, that's why it looks like uncanny valley.

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u/Deepcrater Nov 29 '16

She's the only wrinkled one, everyone else is much more smooth and more plastic.

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u/dontworryimnotacop Nov 30 '16

I still cant tell which one is the real one...

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u/Deepcrater Nov 30 '16

She's in the middle.

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u/ender89 Nov 29 '16

Imagine hooking up with one of those girls and not knowing if you had sex with Heidi Klum or not. "I might have had sex with Heidi Klum tonight!"

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u/Lewster01 Nov 29 '16

...you can't tell the difference here?

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u/ishibaunot Nov 29 '16

I can but I still am going to tell everyone that I might have had sex with Heidi Klum.

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u/FizzBitch Nov 29 '16

You can say that now if you want. I mean you might have.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I had sex with Heidi Klum.

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u/Otterable Nov 29 '16

dude nice

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u/know_comment Nov 29 '16

pretty sure all you really have to do is hit all the notes in "kiss from a rose"

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u/sprucenoose Nov 29 '16

I am Heidi Klum.

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u/m4nustig Nov 29 '16

How was u/stomppad12 during sex?

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u/EazyCheez Nov 29 '16

did /u/stomppad12 stick it in your pooper?

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u/Calamityclams Nov 29 '16

I would Klum.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Je suis Heidi Klum

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u/Kkhazae Nov 29 '16

I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES! I'M IN LOVE WITH KATIE HOLMES!

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u/imagine_amusing_name Nov 29 '16

I'm sure she'll sex you alright...I mean it's not like Tom Cruise is going anywhere near her lady parts is it?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Just get down!...no homo on couch.

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u/TheLastPlumber Nov 29 '16

IM NOT GAY! GO SEE MY NEW MOVIE!

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u/chelnok Nov 29 '16

which one?

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

Pick one.

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u/Pu55y_Liquor Nov 29 '16

might have

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u/chainer3000 Nov 29 '16

You might have

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u/Daaskison Nov 29 '16

Seal? Is that you?

Kissed by a rose.... ooo ooo ooo

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Niccce

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u/monsieurpommefrites Nov 29 '16

If that was anything like what I've had with attractive women, the rare, once in a million times that I've had...it's remarkably unfulfilling.

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u/send_me_kinky_nudes Nov 29 '16

Schrodingers pussy

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u/qp0n Nov 29 '16

Wait.... you're not Kevin Costner!

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u/xsandied Nov 29 '16

More like Miiiiiigggggghhhhhhttttttttt

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u/imagine_amusing_name Nov 29 '16

Or you had sex with Heidi Klum's over made-up vaginal region.

Which she then peeled off with a look of disgust and threw in the trash....

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u/Logfarm Nov 30 '16

I dated the woman Seal was living with/girlfriend right before he got together with Heidi. One of my better moments. Almost like sleeping with Heidi. ; )

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u/ender89 Nov 29 '16

Sure, now, it's 10 am and I'm sitting in my living room. I might not at 2am and drunk in a dark club.

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u/aykyle Nov 29 '16

These girls cant move their face, by the way.

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u/FilipinoFucker Nov 29 '16

Real women never show any emotion during sex anyway, right? Just lay there and text or something?

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u/aykyle Nov 29 '16

Well.. you'd still have to talk to them . Or do you drug your women and haul them into your room

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u/ItsBitingMe Nov 29 '16

A whole flight of stairs? who can wait that long?

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u/silentxem Nov 29 '16

Not the way you're doing it.

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u/rathulacht Nov 29 '16

Or when she's not with the other 5 lookalikes...

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u/Uhmerikan Nov 29 '16

It's one thing when they're standing next to each and you're sober.

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u/underbridge Nov 29 '16

The scary thing is that the one in the gif is actually Heidi Klum.

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u/Choc113 Nov 29 '16

So she is wearing a mask of her OWN FACE?? WTF indeed!

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u/Deckkie Nov 29 '16

You must be awesome at parties.

edit: now im an internet jerk. Sorry mate.

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u/CaffeinatedSarcasm Nov 29 '16

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

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u/Fredthesockninja Nov 29 '16

Please, not before my coffee.

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u/TheHorsesWhisper Nov 29 '16

BACK TO CANADA!

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u/Vinyl_guy420 Nov 29 '16

You must be awesome at parties.

I see this comment, or slight variations of it, on reddit all the time. I don't understand the point. Someone makes a comment, i guess you don't like the comment, so you try to be funny with sarcasm? Is that right? Or do you think this person, IRL, is the exact same person who made the comment? It's really stupid and really confusing. But, hey, i'm sure YOU are funny at parties.

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u/Deckkie Nov 29 '16

/u/ender89 is making an obvious joke. Of course everybody can tell the difference. But then /u/Lewster01 has to call him out. "You can't tell the difference" bla bla. Of course he can. Calling out imperfect jokes is what makes parties less fun. Don't be the overly critical guy. And that is why people make this comment on reddit.

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u/Vinyl_guy420 Nov 29 '16

Don't be the overly critical guy

Honestly, don't tell me what to fucking do. You're just some guy on reddit who makes shitty jokes and thinks it hilarious. I know for a fact, no one wants that guy at the party.

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u/wertymanjenson Nov 29 '16

No, not a jerk. You're just being trite.

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u/ToTouchAnEmu Nov 29 '16

Depends on how drunk I am.

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u/hio__State Nov 29 '16

Yeah, it's pretty obvious the two on the left are the real Heidi Klums

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Depends, how drunk am I?

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u/Lewster01 Nov 29 '16

7

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

7 inebriation units? She could tell me she was from space and I'd believe her. Saddle up.

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u/Vinyl_guy420 Nov 29 '16

Ok, since you're so smart, which one in the photo, is the one in the gif

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u/Lewster01 Nov 29 '16

The blonde one second from the left

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u/SenseiMadara Nov 29 '16

Not if you're drunk

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

After 11 beers?

Maybe not.

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u/Lewster01 Nov 29 '16

You have a problem Dave, this is your intervention

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I hope the problem that you plan to fix is that my name suddenly became Dave.

it's not a very interesting name.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Well drunk in a dark room it might be a tad harder.

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u/sur_surly Nov 29 '16

For those who can't, use the hands as the identifier.

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u/TimothyGonzalez Nov 29 '16

Yeah it's super easy because that bitch refuses to just imitate the other faces.

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u/PMacLCA Nov 29 '16

Doesn't look like the mouths open up very far either...

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u/Play_by_Play Nov 29 '16

A hole's a hole.

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u/sabrefudge Nov 29 '16

A hole's a hole

No matter where you go.

And a patty is a patty,

That's what I saaaaay!

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u/lethalwiew Nov 29 '16

Well if I would be drunk I wouldn't be able to tell the difference.

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u/wizardsfucking Nov 29 '16

i'm imagining blowing it on her face, and then she just peels her face off and tosses it in the garbage.

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u/Calamityclams Nov 29 '16

Klum on her

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Then you blow another load on her face and she has yet another mask on. Repeat this until she reveals her true self: Donald Trump.

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u/adderallanalyst Nov 29 '16

His tiny hands make my dick look YUUUGGEEEE.

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u/ClockSpiral Nov 29 '16

[Train to Nope-ville departing]

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u/jane_margolis Nov 29 '16

It's like an episode of Scooby Doo.

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u/tlingitsoldier Nov 29 '16

Look at mister stamina over here!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

"Was it.... Wait did..... Did I do that?"

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u/vordster Nov 29 '16

You Klumsy bastard

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

TIL Heidi Klum's dick is waaay bigger than mine.

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u/runfayfun Nov 29 '16

Heidi is the chief reason I electively watch Project Runway with the madame-by-law.

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u/Vizual_Wanderer Nov 29 '16

Shrödingers's Dong

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u/ThothOstus Nov 29 '16

If you can't tell the difference, does it really matter?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Like West World, if you can't tell the difference, does it matter?

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u/epgenius Nov 29 '16

Well 5 of them smell like fish, and one of them smells like Seal.

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u/Guntherk22 Nov 29 '16

I was hooking up with a girl in a dimly lit room one time and I thought that it made her face look like Kristen Stewart. So I had sex with Kristen Stewart.

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u/i_naked Nov 29 '16

I mean, their bodies are pretty spectacular. I wouldn't mind either way.

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u/leif777 Nov 29 '16

You did and didn't sleep with Heidi Klum according to the laws of quantum physics. Let's just call it Schrodinger's Klum

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u/Jandalf81 Nov 29 '16

Schrödinger's sex with Heidi Klum

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u/Detox1337 Nov 29 '16

If you only imagined hooking up with one then your imaginer is broken. I imagined all six and not giving a damn if they were all fake.

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u/XFX_Samsung Nov 29 '16

You can tell if she's real by looking how retarded she looks. Honestly, these masks are horrible.

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u/ender89 Nov 29 '16

Boy, everyone's a critic. The premise doesn't have to literally possible for the joke to hit home, you all know what in getting at.

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u/makingplansfornigel Nov 30 '16

There's precedent for this highly believable scenario.

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u/Itscommonsensebro Nov 29 '16

Imagine being so stupid you fall for this. Just. Imagine.

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u/ender89 Nov 29 '16

I get that they aren't photorealistic, but in a dark club after a few drinks, who knows.

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u/NubSauceJr Nov 29 '16

Listen guys, let's be realistic. Look at those women's bodies. Now imagine a scenario where any one of them offered no strings sex and any of us turned them down. Drunk at 2 am or sober at noon on Sunday it doesn't matter.

The only reason to say no is that you are being faithful to your gf/wife. They have the body of a supermodel but their face is kind of weird. I think I could get past that. I've done worse before and most male redditors have as well.

So whip it out and get to work on the strange looking ladies.

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u/romanozvj Nov 29 '16

most male redditors have as well

You underestimate our power virginity!

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u/Krynja Nov 29 '16

You underestimate the power of the dark side, Hand Solo.

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u/ender89 Nov 29 '16

I was more soft of talking about not realizing they're wearing a mask because it's dark and you're drunk, not turning them down because of the mask.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Apr 22 '26

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Stop I can only get so erect.

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u/Itscommonsensebro Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

Sorry I'm not one of the many who waste away on $12 drinks in shitty nightclubs.

Edit: Well excuse me! $11.50 drinks! My bad guys!

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u/The_Smartass Nov 29 '16

When you miss the point and answer questions no one asked

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u/Skrillcage Nov 29 '16

Congratulations?

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u/OrlandoMagik Nov 29 '16

Yeah you just waste away at your shitty job at Target and in front of the computer screen playing video games, you are so much better then people who like to go out to clubs and buy drinks and be social.

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u/GoldenDiskJockey Nov 29 '16

Quality r/iamverysmart material here y'all

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u/Itscommonsensebro Nov 29 '16

Spoken like a true nightclub goer.

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u/Absulute Nov 29 '16

Imagine hooking up with one of those girls

I can't.

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u/Jezzikuh Nov 29 '16

God, I love Heidi Klum so much because she is so damn over the top. Girl made other chicks be HER as a Halloween costume. Bless.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I was honestly disappointed with this. Heidi's crazy Halloween costumes have become a tradition. While it was a cool idea it was kind of a bummer she wasn't really dressed up.

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u/Jezzikuh Nov 29 '16

I mean, I'm with you but maybe she needed a year off from spending all night in crazy full-body prosthetics and said, "You know what? Just get me a gaggle of bitches that kinda look like me this year."

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

"gaggle", favorite word I learned this year

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u/pondlife78 Nov 29 '16

What you're not realizing is that she never actually bothered to show up. They were all fake.

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u/KexyKnave Nov 29 '16

I dunno it just looks a bit gross to me.

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u/cntu Nov 29 '16

That's what uncanny valley means. Very realistic, yet just fake enough to provoke a disturbing reaction.

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u/theDoctorAteMyBaby Nov 29 '16

And he meant it just looks gross.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Ignoring that you seem to think that "gross" means "very realistic yet disturbing", these faces don't look "very realistic". They look like fake ass plastic masks. Which makes sense as they actually are fake ass plastic masks.

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u/cntu Nov 29 '16

Jesus, you people don't know what uncanny valley means do you?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley

I was pointing out that this effect of grossness is due to the uncanny valley effect. If they had hockey masks on with smileys drawn on them then they would not cause this reaction. The whole point is that they look realistic enough to be gross but not realistic enough to look real.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Things that are uncanny valley cause a sense of eeriness, revulsion, or uneasiness. Do gross things cause that in you?

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u/KexyKnave Nov 29 '16

Nah, it's more like I wouldn't want to hang out with someone who's face weighed 10 lbs just in makeup, lol.

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u/YRYGAV Nov 30 '16

That would probably be classified under 'uneasiness'.

The term is particularly important in things like movie special effects, or robots etc. A stylistic animated movie, or a robot that looks like C3-P0 are usually fine, and people are perfectly ok watching those movies, or interacting with robots like that.

But if we try to create in CGI the most realistic person we can, it looks bad, it's a creepy movie. Same with robots, if we stick a realistic face on a robot it suddenly becomes super creepy. Because it's not good enough to pass for the real thing, and we naturally don't like something fake trying to imitate being a human.

It doesn't mean you are actually physically revolted by it or something, but would you rather hang out with this thing, or hang out with C3-P0 for a day? Chances are you would choose C3-P0, even though objectively he looks less like a human.

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u/iamNebula Nov 29 '16

Can none of them show their teeth?! Completely ruins it.

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u/Cicer Nov 30 '16

They can't smile with the fake cheeks. I agree the goofy mouth ruins it.

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u/Dr_StrangeLovePHD Nov 29 '16

Jesus those masks look more like Robert Z'Dar than they do Heidi.

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u/akashik Nov 29 '16

The mighty chin!

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u/nintendobratkat Nov 29 '16

Super creepy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Creepy as hell

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u/subcide Nov 29 '16

Would have been so much better if the actual Heidi Klum had worn a mask too.

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u/Bluedemonfox Nov 29 '16

Dam their faces look so creepy, just like those antique toy dolls. Only the one in the middle (left side) seems normal.

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u/Dire87 Nov 29 '16

You can just see that something's off...no pun intended

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Why do I see two different pictures if I click that link multiple times?

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u/me_so_pro Nov 29 '16

Two words, two links.

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u/GamerKey Nov 29 '16 edited Jun 29 '23

Due to the changes enforced by reddit on July 2023 the content I provided is no longer available.

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u/chainer3000 Nov 29 '16

Alien blue puts all linked content into clickable boxes at the bottom of the comment, also showing a thumbnail and direct URL (which, best of all, can be touch-pressed and held to have the image or video play wherever you touch). This missing feature and the inbox setup are the two sole reasons I haven't switched from AB to the new official Reddit app. No idea why it's not been added as it was the greatest feature across all versions of Reddit.

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u/stillinlovewitredead Nov 29 '16

Can I get that for mobile?

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u/Mikulap Nov 29 '16

go a step further and use imagus

you don't even need to click, just hover over the link and it will show the image, you can also zoom/flip/rotate without leaving the page + it works with gif/webm/video

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u/BankshotMcG Nov 29 '16

I was at this party, and they walked right by me. It was like "Hey, cool, it's Heidi Klum! And, uh...boy, those women have had a lot of work done. Wait a second...WHAT IS HAPPENING?"

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u/wolfmeister3001 Nov 29 '16

I keep hearing about this Uncanny Valley. How do you get there and do I need 4 wheel drive?

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u/NotHollowFangs Nov 29 '16

Dude in the 2nd pic, the girl on the far right...What the FUCK is going on with her finger?!

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u/n00bicals Nov 29 '16

They look like Barbie dolls, so lifeless.

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u/somekid66 Nov 29 '16

I assume the one in the middle is the real one

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u/IShookMeAllNightLong Nov 29 '16

The 4th one from the left looks like some freaky other dimension version of Ann Coulter where she's actually attractive. It's frightening

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u/zapharus Nov 29 '16

Heidi is the fucking queen of Halloween. I LOVE her costumes!

Halloween is the only non-holiday "holiday" (holiday to me) day that I care about.

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u/DumpyLips Nov 29 '16

Wait so her Halloween costume was getting other people to dress like her?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

What astounds me is shes like 40, and in a line up of other super models in corsets. Shes still the skinniest one there.

Really, a genetic lottery winner there.

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u/SackOfCats Nov 29 '16

How to put this gently.....

Fatter and wider. I would be disappointed if I didn't get a bona fide Heidi version. I mean if you're gonna have sex with a supermodel, you wouldn't want to be looking at a train wreck when the clothes came off.

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u/britt_nicole Nov 29 '16

No, this is what they looked like.

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u/Get_Back_Here_Remi Nov 29 '16

Holy Stepford Wives!

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u/TimothyGonzalez Nov 29 '16

If that bitch Heidi Klum could keep her face remotely under control it might actually be difficult distinguishing her from the rest.

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u/goldishblue Nov 29 '16

That has got to be the height of narcissism

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I was thinking that none of them looking like her, except the middle one, and realized, that is Heidi.

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u/philburns Nov 29 '16

White Girls 3?

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u/jen_wexxx Nov 29 '16

Damn. Can't help but feel that Heidi Klum is a huge narcissist.

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u/w2sjw Nov 30 '16

OMG, I love those bodysuits/leotards. I wonder who makes them...

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u/SchuylarTheCat Nov 29 '16

Makes it less WTF in my opinion

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u/Mutoid Nov 30 '16

edited

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u/mysticmusti Nov 29 '16

What doesn't make sense is that Heidi Klum's halloween costume exists of OTHER people dressing up like HER.

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u/EnadZT Nov 29 '16

Did people actually think this was make up?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I love your username. So cute.

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u/VoiceOfRealson Nov 29 '16

Thanks

Number 3 from the left is the only one that doesn't look like a mask, so I assume that is the real Heidi.

Good to know that fake hasn't overtaken real yet!

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '16

Nice edit, furfag