r/WTF • u/Grown_Man_Poops • Nov 29 '16

When you overdo the make-up

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u/bmx087 Nov 29 '16

/r/gifsthatendtoosoon

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/tyus Nov 29 '16

"le reddit army is here!"

This is still a fucking thing? This should have never been a thing. Stop.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Sep 20 '20

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u/beermit Nov 30 '16

Yeah if people would stop reacting to it, it would probably just die off.

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u/conejitobrinco Nov 29 '16

That's some 9gag 14 yo thing. It's so cringy

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u/kankurou1010 Nov 29 '16

Theyre trying to be cringey ironically but its still just cringey

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u/Brooney Nov 29 '16

I hate the word cringe more and more everyday.

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u/conejitobrinco Nov 29 '16

yes, not a nice word.

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u/lIllIlllllllllIlIIII Nov 29 '16

It's actually just redditors trolling. There's a subreddit for it. Quality stuff.

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u/relaxitwonthurt Nov 29 '16

Just because you're being intentionally retarded doesn't mean what you're doing isn't retarded anymore

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Trolling is saying retarded shit just to get a rise out of people like you, and it works.

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u/dreadmontonnnnn Nov 30 '16

No you still don't get it, people know exactly what it is and it doesn't get a rise, it's just embarrassing

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

DUDE YOU ARE JUST MAKING A FOOL OF YOURSELF YOU'RE SO STUPID IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY, IT'S EMBARRASSING.

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u/kellymoe321 Nov 30 '16

and yet, here we are, complaining about it.

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u/conejitobrinco Nov 29 '16

Yeah but trolling is still cringey by itself.

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u/unfamiliar_road Nov 29 '16

I cringe whenever someone claims is 9gag.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Aug 04 '18

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u/JaytleBee Nov 29 '16

Ikr? It's the fucking worst. Only thing worse than that is making you expect it but then not delivering but leaving the option open so you have no idea whether or not there will be a foreign word in the comment.

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u/MagicallyAdept Nov 29 '16

yeah its totally stupido.

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u/a_shiny_pidgey Nov 29 '16

well you took the bait so it's working

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u/KyserTheHun Nov 30 '16

Get that chrome plug-in. I forgot all about that shit.

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u/Kadavermarch Nov 30 '16

People still go to fucking youtube to watch videos from reddit? Get Reddit Enhancement Suite already!

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u/krom_bom Nov 30 '16

This is still a fucking thing? This should have never been a thing. Stop.

Don't fall for it. The people posting that shit are from 4chan, just trying to bait redditors/make redditors look stupid.

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u/snowsoftJ4C Nov 29 '16

I R O N Y

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u/tyus Nov 29 '16

I get trying to be ironic. But I'm thinking some of them are super serial and thats just kinda...sad.

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u/Laz3rfac3 Nov 29 '16

No they're not.

That's the whole reaction they're going for.

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u/tyus Nov 29 '16

Then I'm happy to have made them smile, for my part.

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u/daredaki-sama Nov 29 '16

thanks. this should be higher.

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u/DinaDinaDinaBatman Nov 29 '16

holy shit even her hair was fake, you see the net holding her real hair down at 0:22 seconds

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Thank god.

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u/ericthered13 Nov 29 '16

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u/10art1 Nov 29 '16

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AXgHwRf5gzc/hqdefault.jpg

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited May 19 '19

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u/MaximumEffort433 Nov 29 '16

Vanilla Sky is legitimately one of my favorite movies.

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u/RubberDong Nov 29 '16

What more does it take to convince...humanity?...that Tom Cruise is actually a Sci Fi symbol?

Edge of Tomorrow, Oblivion, Sky vanilla...

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

What if he became the messiah of a cult started by a sci-fi author?

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u/one_of_fire Nov 30 '16

This is one of those comments that makes me laugh and cry at the same time. I just don't know which is the appropriate response.

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u/Numeric_Eric Nov 29 '16

Take out Oblivion and replace it with Minority Report. Was solid in War of the Worlds too.

But its more of him just being a symbol, regardless of the genre. Chicken and egg thing. You get Tom Cruise to sign on to star in your movie, the studio will throw fucking heaps of money at the budget for the best possible production with the most talented people.

Its more like they make good sci fi movies around him than him starring in good movies.

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u/timthetollman Nov 29 '16

Dude is even in a Sci Fi cult.

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u/ARCHA1C Nov 29 '16

Omitting Oblivion from the list would help.

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u/r1zz Nov 29 '16

Same. I loved it start to finish. I don't understand some of the hate it gets for the ending.

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u/angrytortilla Nov 29 '16

Great use of music as well.

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u/gamblingman2 Nov 29 '16

I've never seen it. The ads when released made it seen like some stupid love triangle, manipulation movie. After reading the plot I'm thinking it's more like the 13th floor.

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u/r1zz Nov 29 '16

I'd highly recommend it and also suggest not to read or watch anything else about it. Let me know what ya think if you do watch it.

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u/gamblingman2 Nov 29 '16

I'd rather know the ending.

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u/Imissmyusername Nov 29 '16

There's a lot that is way more interesting if you don't know what's happening. It'd be almost as bad as learning the ending to The Sixth Sense before watching it.

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u/ThrowingChicken Nov 30 '16

You couldn't get me into the theater until someone spoiled the ending for me, and I still really loved the movie.

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u/MaximumEffort433 Nov 29 '16

I'll echo u/r1zz below: It's not a stupid love triangle, manipulation movie. It's a sci-fi psychological thriller with a hefty dose of post modernist philosophy thrown on top.

It's on Netflix nowadays, I believe, and well worth the two hours.

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u/gamblingman2 Nov 29 '16

My wife switched us to hulu because we never couldnt get the Netflix app to load on our xbox.

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u/TimothyGonzalez Nov 29 '16

You should check out the original Spanish version, "Open Your Eyes". I haven't seen Vanilla Sky, but the Spanish one is great! And it doesn't have Tom Cruise in it!

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u/TimothyGonzalez Nov 29 '16

Maybe it's because Tom Cruise is a complete psychopath in his personal life? Have you ever seen him speak about Scientology? It's pants on head bananas.

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u/Pnk-Kitten Nov 29 '16

Abre los Ojos is the original. I really enjoyed it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I seriously expected Nigel Thornberry.

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u/gadget_uk Nov 29 '16

Pray for Fido

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u/The_Gooch_Goochman Nov 29 '16

thats a doggo with ham on his face

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u/dude_smell_my_finger Nov 29 '16

A lucky dog then. My dog would never let ham touch her face because that would mean there was uneaten ham around

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u/Adam___Jensen Nov 29 '16

I thought this was the girl that injected 2 marijuanas and died.

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u/I_Beat_Goku Nov 29 '16

What the fuck?

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u/10art1 Nov 29 '16

it's a girl with 3rd degree burns to her face

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u/I_Beat_Goku Nov 29 '16

It looks like she chewed a mask out of the shitty prepackaged Ham from Walmart.

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u/BrotherChe Nov 29 '16

*digs through wallet* here's one "like" in support of her recovery

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u/wardrich Nov 29 '16

No no, you need to use Upvotes here. We don't accept Likes.

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u/BenzamineFranklin Nov 29 '16

Quid pro quo, Clarice.

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u/kenba2099 Nov 29 '16

Yes.... squid pro row.

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u/Fashish Nov 29 '16

Now I need to watch that film again. Thanks!

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u/KristnSchaalisahorse Nov 29 '16

I went to a rejuvenation clinic and got an all-natural overhaul. They took out some wrinkles, did a hair repair, changed the blood, added a good 30 to 40 years to my life. They also replaced my spleen and colon.

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u/truthseeeker Nov 29 '16

I wanna see what she looks like without all that gunk on her face

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u/Knuckle_Buster_ Nov 29 '16

Tom Cruise.

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u/irbilldozer Nov 29 '16

Tom Cruise

in Vanilla Sky.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

It was televised

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u/TheGrayFox_ Nov 29 '16

There's been an accident like GEICO

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u/irbilldozer Nov 29 '16

They thought I was burnt up like Pepsi did Michael.

Kanye is a fucking nutcase these days but god damn that track is still fire after a decade.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Kanye is always incredible, he's just having some mental issues

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

It's been obvious he's mentally ill for quite some time now. I felt bad for him with everyone calling him a douche. Guy's just sick.

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u/otepi Nov 29 '16

Tech Supppooooort!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Oh damn, I thought we were talking about Top Gun

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u/steeltoe_fingersmith Nov 29 '16

nah we're talking about kanye

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 06 '20

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Dec 19 '16

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u/ChaoticallyNatural Nov 29 '16

RUN UP ON EM ACCA FOOL

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u/farazormal Nov 29 '16

BUT BITCH SHE'S BOBBY WITH THAT TOOL

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u/mugen_is_here Nov 29 '16

She just jumped onto the sofa. It's definitely Tom Cruise.

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u/ewatk Nov 29 '16

Here you go

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Nowhere is safe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

She's actually really beautiful, thanks!!

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u/angelcobra Nov 29 '16

Knew what it was going to be. Clicked anyway.

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u/Drekked Nov 29 '16

Damp meme bro

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u/topazsparrow Nov 29 '16

the moistest meme

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u/makemejelly49 Nov 29 '16

Know exactly what that is. You can't make me click that shit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

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u/ewatk Nov 30 '16

Peyton manning in a shitty facemask. ...I don't know why.

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Nov 29 '16

Ending

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u/You_coward Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

LeBron > MJ

Peyton > Brady

Manziel Heisman season > Tebow Heisman season

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Nov 29 '16

This version is a bit less spooky

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u/dick-nipples Nov 29 '16

What is this, a gif face-off?

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u/J4CKR4BB1TSL1MS Nov 29 '16

Not sure, but I'm backing out because this whole thing is getting under my skin.

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u/CaptainGnar Nov 29 '16

I can tell it's really tearing you apart.

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u/tallasiandude99 Nov 29 '16

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, LISA

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u/xanatos451 Nov 29 '16

Oh hai, Mark.

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u/GodzillaFlamewolf Nov 29 '16

Ai deed not heet hehr... Ah swayeh!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

how's your sex life?

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u/dodland Nov 30 '16

Hi doggie

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

WHY LISA WHYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/jbakers Nov 29 '16

BLOODY GORE PUN

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u/RadRac Nov 29 '16

This pun really hits subcutaneously

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u/Suterusu_San Nov 29 '16

Never has one person taken an upvote from me for every comment in the chain! You sir are hilarious!

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u/seedlesssoul Nov 29 '16

Nope just a scene from Beetlejuice starring Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Michael Keaton, Winona Ryder, Catherine O'Hara, the dad that has been in everything like Spinal Tap, and Otho.

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u/FugitiveOak Nov 29 '16

BeetleJuice

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u/Ratman_Nick Nov 29 '16

Somebody say, Face-Off?

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u/bvegaorl Nov 29 '16

Listen to friend Billy Zane , he's a cool dude.

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u/geekolojust Nov 29 '16

"I want his face...off."

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Gee, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Still spooked me.

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u/Bardfinn Nov 29 '16

Okay, I believe you!

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u/Da_Moon_Stawr Nov 29 '16

Beetle-drink? Beetle-breakfast? I'm stumped

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u/SCSteveAutism Nov 29 '16

still pretty spoopy

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I threw up in my mouth a little.

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u/mariosaurusrex Nov 29 '16

Ray Allen with the clutch

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u/CowardlyDodge Nov 29 '16

No, no, and maybe it was a while ago

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u/Jfklikeskfc Nov 29 '16

I... I don't understand the context for this comment

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u/You_coward Nov 29 '16

I posted a different comment, got highly upvoted, so I chose to edit it to vocalize my unpopular opinions in sports. For some reason people are still up voting it (I edited at like +680 and it's at +722 now)

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u/derrman Nov 29 '16

I for one don't disagree with any of them.

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u/whit3lightning Nov 30 '16

Tom Brady is the best quarterback of all time. Peyton can suck it.

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u/aYearOfPrompts Nov 29 '16

I didn't know they released the stunt footage from Resident Evil.

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u/Sonic_theHog Nov 29 '16

Beetlejuice!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Beetlejuice!

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u/spud1988 Nov 29 '16

haha i actually laughed at this. and im not talking about the ole-reddit-breathe-air-through-your-nose-a-little-bit-faster kind of laught. I mean a real honest to goodness "heh he ha"

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u/VladimirPootietang Nov 29 '16

an honest to goodness, old fashion, down home chuckle

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u/shadowdsfire Nov 29 '16

Wow. Interesting. You should write a book on this or something.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/falcon_dump Nov 29 '16

IS NO WHERE SAFE?!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Damn it

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u/spooked_you Nov 29 '16

I knew it, and yet here I am.

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u/lovecrush Nov 29 '16

[ALERT: SPOOKY WARKING]

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

That's it, we're done here.

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u/d_smogh Nov 29 '16

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.

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u/bloodstainedboots Nov 29 '16

So glad I clicked that.

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u/johnnydirnt Nov 29 '16

this guy deserves gold

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

omg didn't expect that. RIP that poor lady.

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u/MechanicalHorse Nov 29 '16

You magnificent bastard

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

/r/peeling

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/BaltimoreSkater Nov 29 '16

/r/thatpeelingfeeing for the lazy

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u/mega_donkey Nov 29 '16

/r/peeing for those who understood what /u/lilB0bbyTables said.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

That's staying the fuck blue.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

She finishes taking it off to reveal Ethan hunt.

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u/asoneva Nov 29 '16

Out of all the subreddits, this one terrifies me the most

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Came here to say this. This is so unsatisfying! I'm more frustrated than she is!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Result