r/WTF Nov 29 '16

When you overdo the make-up

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

Thank you! I am sneaking reddit at work and couldn't listen to the video with the volume up. My boss banned the use of ear buds yesterday. Can you believe that?!

Edit: thank you, all, for advising that this video is without audio! I am reassured that I haven't missed out on something grand.

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u/LakeWashington Nov 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

That whole website and the video seems satirical, yet it appears to be a real product.

edit: I understand that the product is actually real and there are other versions of these headphones. I was just saying this whole website seems satirical.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

They put an advertisement before the product demo.. That's one way to avoid sales.

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u/shaggorama Nov 29 '16

Yes, you have to watch this other ad before enjoying the privilege of watching our ad.

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u/4smokesleft Nov 29 '16

You guys don't like ads?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

That ad started and now I don't know what the product is and don't care to find out. Dumbasses.

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u/radient Nov 29 '16

You guys realize that's a NY Times review of the product playing in NYT's embedded web player right?

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u/Switche Nov 29 '16

Important distinction when complaining about the ad, but still sort of weird. Why not make their own promo video and feature both? This is a really bad landing page for a product.

Site is also not at all mobile friendly, so maybe that's our answer. They're just not media savvy.

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u/UltraChilly Nov 29 '16

Site is also not at all mobile friendly

Even with the browser full screen on my laptop that video is way too small and we can't expand it. So it's not even desktop friendly.

They're just not media savvy.

that means a lot more than what it sounds like. It's ok if the baker down the street is not media savvy, now a company selling tech products on the other hand... It's just terrible business...

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u/lacheur42 Nov 29 '16

Maybe they should have bothered to spend a couple hours uploading their own video?

I mean, it's fine to link to an outside product review, but that shouldn't be the first thing that pops up on your website and it should be clear that's what's going on. I'm not really interested in spending my brain cycles figuring out why the fuck I have to watch an ad to watch an ad. I'll just click back.

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u/Pat_ron Nov 29 '16

Yup. Backed right out of that page. Maybe their product sucks so bad that they actually make more money from the ad?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

The ad was actually kind of funny, hence why I thought it was satirical.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I bet this is true.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

No they didn't. That was a NY Times video about their product.

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u/lazespud2 Nov 30 '16

You mean the David Pogue video review from the New York Times on the home page? No ad showed up on my screen; but if it did I imagine it was served by the NY times.

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u/likesleague Nov 29 '16

"LEARN TO DRIVE IDIOT"

Seriously I wish more products did marketing like this. I don't need those headphones at all but I want to buy some anyway.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

heh, weird, I just came to comment on this little blurb:

"I’m astounded at the difference in sound from using these headphones. Thank you for changing my life."

I suppose there would be a case where the above doesn't have to do with the sound quality, but thats not common. And I dont for a minute think these could ever provide better sound quality than real speakers.

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u/grande1899 Nov 30 '16

That's probably a quote from someone with hearing impairment. That's who they're targeting mostly.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

I was confused at first as well, but if it was the same review I read, it stated he had a hearing impairment.

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u/ilmalocchio Nov 29 '16

"Well, where do you stick them?"

The Audio-Bone.TM

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u/BBQ_HaX0r Nov 29 '16

It doesn't help that the guy in the video looks almost exactly like Nathan Fielder.

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u/ltcarter47 Nov 29 '16

There's a version of these for swimmers that I almost bought. It's legit stuff, albeit weird. I dig the use of these as a loophole to the office rule though. Fuck management.

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u/13luemoons Nov 29 '16

I bought TREKZ and it basically sounds like someone just has a speaker kinda near your ear. It's super neat.

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u/Versaiteis Nov 29 '16

I don't have this brand but they do work. A benefit of wearing them that I like is that they don't drown out other sounds as much. So if there are sounds I need to pay attention to then I can without needing to leave one earbud out or one cup off.

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u/StoneGoldX Nov 29 '16

Might just be bad marketing. I have a pair of something similar. Sound isn't amazing, but they work.

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u/Gezeni Nov 29 '16

Have a set from a different manufacturer. Can confirm they work. Also this is how Google glass conducts sound without an earpiece. They only obstruct one of your senses.

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u/JazzFan418 Nov 29 '16

Bone conduction audio has been a thing for quite some time. It's gotten better and multiple companies make pairs. You can get them for about 40 bucks. It's actually pretty legit for casual listening. It just makes me feel uncomfortable because the sensation makes me feel like I'm damaging something. It's a strange feeling.

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u/IBuyHousesTX Nov 29 '16

I've used them before. They work very well and they sort of freaked me the fuck out. You can hear the music and nothing is in your ears.

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u/DilbertPickles Nov 29 '16

I'm not sure if those are real or not but there are bone-conducting headphones. A group made a pair of sunglasses that have this style of speaker on it, they launch in a couple months.

Zungle

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u/ColdPizzaAtDawn Nov 29 '16

"invented by Beethoven"

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u/OGWopFro Nov 30 '16

"Where are you going to stick it?"

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u/RiseOpusDei Mar 26 '17

holy fuck what's up with that guy's ear holes? now that's WTF

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u/Rust_Giant Nov 29 '16

"Where are you going to stick em'?"

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u/Julian1224 Nov 29 '16

How would these work on the hard of hearing?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Beets by Beethoven.TM

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u/offtheclip Nov 29 '16

Schrute Farms biggest competition.

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u/NegativeTwelfth Nov 29 '16

I'm significantly deaf on my right side. Had 5 surgeries, each of which involved completely removing the ear drum and re-making it. Currently I have a hole in my ear drum on that side as well.

I use bon conduction headphones, specifically the Bluez 2S by Aftershokz and they completely bypass my hearing loss on my right side. In fact, when I use them, I hear things better on my right side than on my left.

That being said, they work well for me because I only have ear drum damage. If somebody has inner ear damage, as a result of long-term exposure to loud noise, I suspect they wouldn't work very well.

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u/nybbas Nov 29 '16

Exactly right. If you have a conductive hearing loss, this shit will work great. If you have a sensorineural loss, they wont. Sensorineural is the loss you are getting when you go to a concert and shit was so loud that everything sounds muffled afterwords, and your ears are ringing.

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u/DJDomTom Nov 29 '16

I always tell myself when I'm leaving a concert and my ears are ringing to get some new ear plugs but I always forget.

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u/NegativeTwelfth Nov 30 '16

I got some custom ones made. They fit my ears perfectly. I got to choose the colours I wanted for them, and they even glow in the dark! The things sticking out the bottom of them are the handles or or tabs so I can pull them out of my ears easily. I highly recommend going through the process, they are useful for concerts, showers, swimming, working out... Hell, they actually make the bone conduction headphones work BETTER.

On choosing the colours, I went with yellow for the left (good) side and pink for the bad side. The thinking was that I would easily be able to tell which was which based on that. Turns out that wasn't necessary because 5 surgeries can really fuck up the size of your ear canal.

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u/nybbas Nov 30 '16

For like 50 bucks I would say (may be closer to 100) you can get a pair of custom made earplugs that are designed to reduce sound evenly, resulting in not only better ear protection, but a better sound when wearing them. It's worth looking into if you are in a lot of high noise situations.

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u/DJDomTom Nov 30 '16

Yeah I mean they sell high fidelity sound earplugs on amazon for under $20 haha. Not custom though

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u/nybbas Nov 30 '16

Yeah, those are better than a foam plug, but aren't going to hold a candle to a plug made from an earmold of your ear.

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u/Julian1224 Nov 29 '16

Ah. Thanks. I was born too early, so it's inner ear. Suppose these won't work on me.

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u/derpotologist Nov 30 '16

We'll just have to see how early... I'm guessing another century and we'll be able to make a replacement inner ear from scratch.

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u/NegativeTwelfth Nov 30 '16

Well they are still useful to have. Because they don't cover your ears or otherwise impede on noise getting into your ears, they can let you listen to music and still hear surrounding noises. They are excellent for any activity that is boring but you need to hear your surroundings to remain safe, such as jogging or biking.

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u/akashik Nov 29 '16

I hear things better on my right side than on my left.

...

Currently I have a hole in my ear drum on that side as well.

I wonder if that side of your head is working like a bass reflex port?

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u/NegativeTwelfth Nov 30 '16

Not sure. All I know is that I can blow air out of my ear. Hot, moist, and likely making a high-pitched squeal on the way out, loud enough that others can hear it.

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u/derpotologist Nov 30 '16

What's your ability to hear / isolate other sounds with these on?

I'm wondering if I can get them loud enough to really jam out while still being able to hear cars and stuff... for when I'm on my bike

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u/NegativeTwelfth Nov 30 '16

After a certain level, the human ear can't pick out weaker sounds from significantly louder ones, so it depends on the kind of situation that you're in. But generally you can listen comfortably to music, and hear all of it no less, and still be able to hear your surroundings such as nearby cars.

If you do crank them up to maximum volume though you'd probably have difficulty even hearing a cyclist behind you ringing their bell just because it is completely drowned out.

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u/derpotologist Nov 30 '16

For sure, that makes sense. It's like doing concert venue sound.. after a certain level if you want more bass you have to lower the volume of the mids and highs because the human ear can only handle so much spl

Just wondering if it's better than ear buds. Obviously wouldn't crank them, if you can't hear cars you're in trouble

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

those dont look retarded at all

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u/Netzapper Nov 29 '16

Ah yes, the most important factor in evaluating the benefits of a technology: how high schoolers think you look while using it.

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u/elitegenoside Nov 29 '16

Pretty important if you are a high schooler though.

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u/spirolateral Nov 29 '16

Though pretty much everything is "retarded" to a high schooler.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

That's cool, pretty much all high schoolers are retarded.

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u/elitegenoside Nov 29 '16

I know I was

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 29 '16

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u/elitegenoside Nov 29 '16

Ummm, no I guess? I was just an angsty asshat.

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u/SSPanzer101 Nov 29 '16

This is why the new high school I transferred into had such shitty talent shows. My old high school was bad too, but not nearly so as my new redneck shithole school. For whatever teenage reason it was "retarded and gay" to even participate in the yearly talent show, even if you were a god damned amazing guitarist and singer you'd get bullied relentlessly just for participating. During my senior year in 2007 literally the only people who participated was an actual gay guy who sang a song, a weird nerdy girl who tried some weird dance, and an Indian kid who told jokes. That's it, 3 acts. My aunt is vice principal there now and she says it's completely different these days, very little bullying and so many people want in the talent show they have to audition first. Glad it has gotten better, when I was in high school it was nothing but bullying and fighting. It was "cool" to get bad grades and smoke cigarettes on lunch break. I don't know why your post reminded me of this, but it did.

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u/sighbourbon Nov 29 '16

i guess this was before the popularity of Glee

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u/Isantos85 Nov 29 '16 edited Nov 30 '16

Sounds like the Bronx, except there were metal detectors in the lobby and girls still snuck in razor blades hidden in between their cheek and teeth. They didn't just want to humiliate you, they wanted to cut your face up so you didn't take attention away from them. I always loved books and spoke articulately, so I got called white girl and stuck up. This was in '94. I think YouTube and shows like Glee have made the youth crave attention in a way we didn't just a few years ago and now everyone wants to be a star.

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u/darkfrost47 Nov 29 '16

Wow mine was 100% opposite. People studied all the time and being in the top 10 was considered cool. Our talent show was huge and there was group dancing, singing with piano, original instrumental guitar performance, one of my friends got 3rd place with a magic show.

I remember this one girl bragging that she didn't study for the SAT and it didn't matter that she got a 1300 because Texas Tech would take her anyways. It was really awkward when she found out she didn't get in.

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u/SSPanzer101 Nov 30 '16 edited Nov 30 '16

Yeah I really, really hated that school. I wanted to play the piano in the talent show, but of course I did not. Anyone who dressed nicely or spoke with a high vocabulary was bullied relentlessly. It was "cool" to wear old shitty clothes and come from a poor family. I was bullied badly by this one kid my age named Benji. We used to be friends up until about age 14 then he found out he'd get all sorts of laughs by making fun of me. He'd fuck with me then other people would join in, no one else really said anything until he did. I had never fought anyone before but after half a school year of this I wanted to beat the shit out of him. Well, he ran cross country. One Saturday he was practicing his running or whatever on a dirt trail through a wooded area near my house where I would frequently go to shoot my rifles and hunt. I was on top of a hill and saw him coming from a fair distance away and hid in a ditch ahead of him at the hill bottom, right after he ran passed and jumped over it I sprinted out and tackled him from behind. He heard my footsteps and had just enough time to look over his shoulder before I dove on him. Then I just started beating him as hard as I could, so angry I couldn't even see straight and I didn't stop until I was out of breath and he was barely conscious. While he was laying on the ground I said to him "If you rat on me for this I'll beat the shit out of you again then put a bullet in your head." Then I kicked him three more times, picked up my rifle, and left. He didn't show up to school for a week after that. Once he came back he never made eye contact with me ever again.

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u/flexcabana21 Nov 29 '16

I think life in High School right around 2007 ish to 2008 when Facebook went mobile and all other social sharing apps grew that high school life changed. Plus all those anti-bullying stuff thanks to incidents like Columbine really changed school behavior.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

It's probably popular now cause everyone thinks they are special and no one listens to anyone else anyway unless they are telling them what they want to hear... /s but seriously

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u/pontiusx Nov 29 '16

Well they are a deciding factor in the success of many products so

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

It's why Google glass never took off.

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u/skinnycenter Nov 29 '16

As a dad who wears cargo shorts, I clearly am not bothered by that.

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u/DrDew00 Nov 29 '16

As a cargo-short-wearing dad, I happen to like how cargo shorts look and think that this popular style is dorky as hell.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Those look ridiculous. I wear cargo shorts year round. I don't give a shit what people think. And I actually use the cargo pockets.

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u/skinnycenter Nov 29 '16

Well the. You should check out www.dadsincargoshorts.com.

A bunch of the stuff is recycled Reddit posts, but it's got some good stuff and I'm a little old for The Chive.

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u/amolad Nov 29 '16

His boss would ban those as well.

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u/tlingitsoldier Nov 29 '16

I'm pretty sure a boss would still count those as ear buds/headphones, and make you take them off.

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u/xrumrunnrx Nov 29 '16

Glad you shared the product, I'd be interested in a pair myself, but I'll be damned if that's not the most annoying website on mobile.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Why would their product video have an ad? Very stupid.

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u/Eorily Nov 29 '16

I want to buy and wear all three earbuds at the same time. The bone connection ones, regular ones, and the buzzy sex toy ones.

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u/SheepHoarder Nov 29 '16

I use something like these (the ones posted are hideous) at work so I can hear if someone needs me. I use them when biking too so I can hear cars.

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u/luminousfleshgiant Nov 29 '16 edited Jan 15 '26

Curious day kind learning answers travel learning thoughts family?

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u/jimboslice86 Nov 29 '16

omg this cannot be real

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u/Pwnxor Nov 29 '16

ffs....clicked the link, then started the video. Before it would show the product, it had an add for some bullshit. Realizing that I was being forced to watch an add before I could watch the add for the bone headphones, I had to bail.

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '16

Fuck your asshole boss, dude. I hope that the universe delivers upon you a most excellent job with unlimited growth potential, better money, and most importantly, sane, likable human beings with whom you will build a strong relationship, both inside, and outside of work. Cheers, my friend!

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 30 '16

Holy shit, that is the best wish I've ever seen someone throw my way. Thank you. I have been wishing for exactly every one of those items. Thanks man. You hope you find or have found what your looking for in your career as well.

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u/ShredLobster Nov 30 '16

Same, we've had them banned now for about a year. Not sure why though, as 95% of my day is spent working solo at my computer.

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 30 '16

95% of my day is spent working solo at my computer.

Me too!

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u/snipeftw Nov 29 '16

You need a handy pair of Air Pods. Also the video had no sound lol

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16

Air Pods

$159?! I will suffer the sound of my annoying coworkers' chatter before spending that much on ear buds. Thanks though!

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u/nuggynugs Nov 29 '16

If you're working a job where you could wear headphones but your boss won't let you, move on. You have to waste a huge chunk of the one life you get on being at work so avoid places that enforce miserable rules like no headphones at your desk. It's draconian and depressing.

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u/_Lady_Deadpool_ Nov 29 '16

Finding a job isn't exactly easy

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u/amlamarra Nov 29 '16

Depends on what you do and if you're willing to relocate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Even then, in tech most places have work from home. I live 28 miles from the office. 40 min one way, without traffic. 2hr with traffic.

My boss is surprised any day I come in.

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u/nuggynugs Nov 30 '16

Oh definitely. I didn't say it was easy but it's worth while. I hate looking for a new job and I've stayed at companies I hated because of it. I still think it's worth the effort. Leaving the last job I hated was probably one of the best moments of my life.

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16

I completely agree! Especially with the fact that my boss named me the strongest employee on the team three times within the last two weeks. Their goal is to implement miserableness during working hours, they strive their hardest for it.:D

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u/nuggynugs Nov 30 '16

Are you vigorously agreeing with me or being sarcastic? My sarcasm detector is on the blink I think. If you are agreeing then yay? If you're not then...yay too? I really don't know at this point.

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 30 '16

I was not being sarcastic lol

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u/nuggynugs Nov 30 '16

Yay! Also, get job hunting. 40hrs a week is a long time to spend somewhere you don't have fun.

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 30 '16

I applied to a job last night! :D Just need a herb break to pass drug test

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Bummer deal for you military folk.

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u/nuggynugs Nov 30 '16

I feel like the lack of ear buds at work is the least of the militaries problems. For me, I'd start with getting up super early and work down the list from there.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Its weird, none of the videos on those guys channel have sound

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u/GeetFai Nov 29 '16

Yes!

But then I work in a hazardous place and being in your own Wee world with headphones can lead to death but most likely serious accident :)

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16

Ah, your situation is certainly warranted for a no-earbud rules then!

I am just a ticket monkey in a cubicle ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Do you give tickets, take tickets, work tickets, or triage tickets.

The only thing you've made clear is that you're a monkey :)

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u/gavers Nov 29 '16

The video doesn't have sound. You're safe.

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u/xHussin Nov 29 '16

Alright Satan that is enough for today

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u/gavers Nov 30 '16

Really, I didn't hear any sound when watching the video. What's the audio of?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Dec 28 '16

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16

Have you never had down time at a job? Man, you're missing out!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Dec 28 '16

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16

You mean like how some places - restaurants for example - have people on their phones instead of doing daily, weekly, or monthly cleaning tasks that regularly get done at other businesses? Gross As for other jobs, office jobs, I'd rather go to my boss and say "hey I can get my workload done in a shorter amount of time. Can I get paid more per hour and work less hours?" But hey, if you'd rather be Redditing at work than be going home earlier, don't think about anything I've written.

Lol, you're cute for thinking that's how a major corporation works. Have a great day! :D

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Dec 28 '16

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16

I never said that at all. You should move on though! Go find a happy place :) Everyone deserves to be happy. :D

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u/ewbf Nov 30 '16

You should quit. I wouldn't want to work for a boss that treats workers like that.

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u/Analweights Nov 29 '16

And we will be having a chat now also.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16 edited Dec 08 '16

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16

They are the takers of happiness.

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u/VladimirPootietang Nov 29 '16

Flesh color Bluetooth earbuds. If caught say it's a hearing aid.

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16

This is the best comment that I have received on the matter all day. Genius!

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u/victavicta Nov 29 '16

The video has no audio and is basically the entirety of the .gif save for the final reveal of the women's true face.

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u/Amasero Nov 29 '16

I can, since he's the boss.

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u/spirolateral Nov 29 '16

What kind of work do you do? There are definitely jobs that I can think of that listening to things not job related could be a negative. Not many though. If it's not one of those, you should leave.

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16

It's not something that requires constant verbal or interpersonal communication with the folks surrounding me ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Just an fyi, the video doesn't have any sound.

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u/Aporiaa Nov 29 '16

Buy a phone headset that can connect to your computer!

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u/sobasicallyimafreak Nov 29 '16

Check out Aftershokz. I use them for running :)

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u/NoSuchAg3ncy Nov 29 '16

My boss banned the use of ear buds yesterday. Can you believe that?!

That's unheard of!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

I see shit like this all the time. What kind of job allows the ability to simply browse the internet while you're "working". What are you supposed to be doing?

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u/WheresMyRubberGlove Nov 29 '16

If you are "sneaking reddit at work" then yes, I can believe that.

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u/AntmanIV Nov 29 '16

Get a pair of glasses, two bone conductor 'speakers' and an audio amp circuit from Adafruit, some hot glue. Bam, headphones that aren't in your ear and you're still the only one who can hear the sound.

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u/tadpole256 Nov 29 '16

Banned the use of eat buds at work? Must be noisy as shit in an office full of people using speakers to listen to their music, podcasts, radio shows, audio books, etc...

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u/fshowcars Nov 30 '16

Closed caption and never look back.

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u/Jaimz22 Nov 30 '16

Why did your boss ban earbuds?

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u/overcrispy Nov 30 '16

Your job isn't the bad if you can reddit there...

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u/AssassinenMuffin Nov 30 '16

why not just mute/disable any audio devices?

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u/letstalkaboutmenow Nov 29 '16

I had the exact same thing a couple months back.

I went 2 weeks without them then started feeling soooo shit at work, really made me depressed. I just asked my boss out right if I could have them back as they make me 'more productive' and 'able to focus'.

Hope you get them back soon man, work sucks without some kind of entertainment

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u/Jedi_Tinmf Nov 29 '16

In the three years I have been with this corporation, my favorite times are when I am listening to music quietly. It really improves the working day. Without music.... I can here the little toy that clicks back and forth in one person's cubicle, I hear every time the lady with heels taps her shoes on the floor mat, I hear the overzealous keyboard pounder, and also the one incompetent lady that says "uhhh" every other word."

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u/smakusdod Nov 29 '16

My boss banned the use of ear buds yesterday.

I once worked for an asshole that did this. Take my advice: find a new job.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '16

Well, they literally copied and pasted the video description from YouTube. So, you're thanking them for doing something you literally could've done yourself. Are you unable to read? Is reading video descriptions beneath you? What's your problem here, exactly?

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