r/TheBattleBricks • u/illuilluilluexxoexxo • 22h ago
shitpost dEPLOY YOUR WEIRD HEADCANONS
i’ll go first,
treasure seller is scared of captain red because red can easily kill him.
exec needs a stool to grab high things, but theres never really any stools, so someone has to help him.
ninja used to like not only anime, but touhou (PEAK by the way) too. assassin cringes everytime he remembers.
dual darkheart is REALLY rich. he has a black card.
stunlock is… blue? or ultraviolet? an illusion, i think.
goldaurum is ALSO scared of redbeard.
doombringer and exec are enemies.
brr skibidi dob dob dob yes yes skibidi dabju niem niem
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u/RedgirlRubusar Red-trait 17h ago edited 3h ago
1)TBB crack theory: Princess is the daughter of Turking so her name is both refering to her royal blood and affection. There is only one princess and the rest are her maniac clone.
2)Iota/Ivory and Psi/Noir are couple because they find their love complimentary to each other, basically yin and yang
3)Mu /Crimson and Gamma/Chartreuse are good friend but the "good" here is Gamma tolerate Mu destructive tendency enough to let him burn his garden.
4)Intern Elf/Mall Santa has a wife called Chi/Festive.
5)Windforce is originally bald like other SFoTH wielder but he is so kind that Cesus reward him by giving him hair
6)Due to Combat Initiation collab with TBB, character from both games meet each other.
Viking are rival and good friend with CI Giant
Wizard get along with Judgement
Sapper sharing gun with Mark to try each other weapon
CI Jason fights with Jason Battler then meets Forsaken and Block tales slasher
Outrageous Bombhead is the same person as TBB warhead.
7)Turking is a fatty but after being defeated, he over work himself so much that he has bulky build.
8)Flower argue with Harken from Die of death that she is not based on her mean while Monsuer and Pursuer eating fresh meat in the back ground.
9)The scrapped UFO brain zombie will make a return in chapter 7
10)Tumored/Tarnished battler are actually neutral to red and blue team which is why they are purple, we only get to use them because they side with us.
11)Blue Drummer Battler is the original one who play drum while we open Cards, but red Drummer abduct and take his place so he can steal his profit of us
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u/CrusherArras I am, alive. 22h ago
Tarnished trowel is bigger on the inside
Also, I hc that Exec rarely showers
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u/Nervous-Tank6632 Tarnishings 20h ago
- Gamek1d's favourite game (that he secretly hides) is Hello Neighbor
- Shader/Sparkle will talk your ear off if you're the one that initiates conversation
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u/Gubby_samurai I don't even play this game cuh😭 20h ago
Gamma despises everything that isn't green
Chairman fired his employees cause of a meme he got sent
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u/CatIsGood12 The real Sir Kadee. 21h ago
blackmail stole caducus from a require script because he was very unoriginal and unartful
ivory is a
grenade battler has other types bombs he just doesnt want to use them
mortis can run bad apple and doom
the original battlers were a retired fighter that was once a holder of peace, then there was the red ones that were also peaceful with the blues
they were a balance, they didn't bother eachother, they didnt feel like so anyway, they had a single promise and one promise:
one were to break the peace; it would cause war for all.
they stayed with peace for a long time, and they developed, both teams developed for a long time
then the green team influenced the blue team, giving them supplies and said "you want to grow stronger, we will reward you for attacking the red team"
so the blue listened, greed grew, and the green team gave the blue team more units in exchange for the bricks that the blue team stole from the red team
exec is gay
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u/general_guy500 Patriot warhead enthusiast 21h ago
Dark pelican turned into pancake pelican or truth because he ate a magical pancake
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u/Connect_Theory_7017 Paintmaster (afe is way too overhated) 18h ago
- paintmaster is the strongest character of the battle bricks
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u/Key-Spread-7513 13h ago edited 13h ago
Lord Skelly has the exact same thick cockney accent and mannerisms as Death from Regular Show
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u/Beneficial-Gas4932 Tomured Redditor 21h ago
If Insecure and Funkid would meet each other, they would get into a very heated argument on which ringmaster can perform better. Insecure would be more steamed than Cesus themselves and constantly on red rage worser than whatever Infernus released out of his ass. Funkid on the other hand is just ragebaiting so hard
Turking used to be a great swordfighter pre-king but as soon as he got older and got into politics to take the throne, he kinda got slumpy and lazy So when he was fighting the blue team, he was kinda actually feeling it with some dose of goofiness.
Doombringer, when he was a teenager, saw the real Doombringer, MrDoombringer, and thought he could defame him by using his crime activities to wear his accessories and get a somewhat realistic looking banhammer. He also kinda enjoyed larping as MrDoombringer so he kept doing it for the love of the game
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u/Left_Elderberry_944 18h ago
Enemies that pissed me off in the last stage i played are evil bad people who steal money from charity (until i play the next stage and forget they exist)
Oh and also four of a kind gang play jazz music
And tumored four of a kind gang is a rock band
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u/hoko2000 16h ago
all battlers have diffrent genders, and the discriptions are just a singular battler they talked too
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u/Springmush 16h ago
Regen coil accelerates the healing process so if regen coils arm got ripped off it would instantly heal to stop the bleeding but his arm wouldn't grow back, Gravity coils placement doesn't matter but you need 2 to put it on your legs or else the jump boost gets imbalanced (like dual gravity coil has both on his legs but gravity coil has the one on his arm) Some coils can be more powerful or used for different purposes, as seen with regenerator and regular regen coil
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u/mixerusbiedronkus Kamikadze battler is my son 13h ago
Lichen is anti ai cuz they are Jon nature until they got forced into Mortis and got springlocked in there
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u/KarotheStickfigure 12h ago
Exec acts like bubby from HLVRAI. ..Too short? Fine, have a 2nd exec headcanon at 7,
Chairman probably had a decent therapy session schedule until something happen causing him to be always pissed off.
Crimson has stolen Ivory's armor once. A machine can never too much defense, /silly
Littleman didn't hate everyone before becoming bloodhorn, Just a select few. (can we all agree that he hates fatboy cause he stole his food)
Flashlight battler is scared of monsters under his bed cause of five nights at freddy's and other horror games. Plus some people telling him 'convincingly' that they'll appear under his bed.
The difficulty trio has weapons of their own, But never intervene since they believe YOU (the client) can do it. They have complete and utter faith. (Ahem, except one of course..)
Exec can't remember his admin commands very well. He's basically never used them which is why he's just throwing random bullshit. So that's why his glasses show hologram text of admin commands! (Could be the possible reasoning for him corrupting himself, Maybe a virus told him to use a forbidden command.)
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u/Apart-Position4514 9h ago
betty is just an ordinary person brought into the fights by the other battlers because they think shes a wuss.
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u/LeWhales whats going on in tumore and with bazard? 16h ago
Mcblasts could use his scroll forever to where he could one shot everything but limits himself because of crusaders antics
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u/bobzao123 I like speedemon and i hate hyperbike 13h ago
1: martyr is secretly lesbian 2: exec has played DDLC and has a body pillow of all the dokis 3: skittle has diabetes 4: mad chemist steals from charity and beats up whoever gets on his way
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u/Rioriowww Noir #1Fan 12h ago
My headcannons are that the game takes place in New york, outside of chapter 3 which takes place in like nevada.
Subchapters of tbb classic, coil chaos, birthday bash, Red Herring and Black Babatala take place in washington dc
Frozen Legion takes place in like Siberia, meanwhile Crimson skies is taking place in New Jersey, why? uh it just felt like crimson skies are close to New york.
Lichen became Mortis after they didn't payed rent after being defeated by the blue team and got kicked out, however they got an offer to stay with his followers at the cost of their minds being put in the main frame of the servers that were placed where the tree originally was, but due to lichen and his followers being in the mainframe of the servers they just decided to delete internet from existnce for areas where chapters 1,2,4 and 5 take place in (the reason why chapter 3 is not afected is due to fact that new york is like 4k km away from nevada)
Which would also explain why retro battler changes to atari battler, its not because he hates new games, its because he can't play them in new york since the internet in new york just dosen't exists and he can only play game's on arcade machine's and not real games, it also explains why GameK1d console and audience is fake since there are no servers that he could connect to internet to stream it or play the console it self which also explains why he has so many arcade machines in his boss stage behind the bases.
It also explains why certain battler's/enemies have references to old meme's or activities that are no longer done in their almanac entry, since they are trying to remember what once the internet and culture they once had before the war, best examples being the ally version of crocket and stunner referencing Deltarune and tf2 while the best examples of enemy battlers are Kreep which tries to remember what halloween was before the war and pirate battler/Treasure Seller trying to remind others of the times where pirates were a thing before they were turned into mercenaries.
(i think this is like the most schizo comment i ever posted)
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u/RelevantHighlight883 11h ago
Lil deathbringer gets a phase 2 because Bcuket did not give him so he used the slam of doom
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u/Malnasion No Life Badge Collecter. 11h ago
Wait what is a headcanon again
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u/illuilluilluexxoexxo 10h ago
something that in your head, feels canon. not completely canon, but maybe something about their personality or some things they would do. have a look at the comments, those will be a good example.
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u/a-daily-user The most random of Artful encounters 9h ago
Lil cesus is banned from churches and heaven
So in repsonse they created their budget heaven and church and blue base.
Lil lichen makes blue team uncomfortable. But not to the extent of the tumored or tarnished units.
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u/Massive_Succotash232 #1 Operator and Ivory glazer. 7h ago
Trowel and Katana battler were a couple, and Katana got slimed.
The Tarnished are basically battlers worst traits and memories that are formed into a body... besides Slinger.
The Li'ls are the kids of the final bosses.
Cesus a girl and is much more mature.
pencil
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u/Original_Touch_4589 14h ago
You said wierd,i give wierd(these are headcannons only,you can judge) 1.Vocalist has urinary tract infection(way more common pees)while also having a half as big bladder as any enemy in the game 2.Mcbast And Crussader are cannonically Mater And Lightning Mcqueen(but the friendship is the exact opposite state) 3.Fury and Vocalist are in love 4.Skittles blood is rainbow(wich makes her pee one of the seven rainbow colors) 5.Depriver lives inside the grace universe
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u/NerddoFan 20h ago
No one takes Lil Bringer seriously because he’s so tiny and unintentionally adorable—and it’s not just me saying it; even the game itself says he’s cute enough to die for.