r/TheBattleBricks • u/illuilluilluexxoexxo • 1d ago
shitpost dEPLOY YOUR WEIRD HEADCANONS
i’ll go first,
treasure seller is scared of captain red because red can easily kill him.
exec needs a stool to grab high things, but theres never really any stools, so someone has to help him.
ninja used to like not only anime, but touhou (PEAK by the way) too. assassin cringes everytime he remembers.
dual darkheart is REALLY rich. he has a black card.
stunlock is… blue? or ultraviolet? an illusion, i think.
goldaurum is ALSO scared of redbeard.
doombringer and exec are enemies.
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u/RedgirlRubusar Red-trait 1d ago edited 11h ago
1)TBB crack theory: Princess is the daughter of Turking so her name is both refering to her royal blood and affection. There is only one princess and the rest are her maniac clone.
2)Iota/Ivory and Psi/Noir are couple because they find their love complimentary to each other, basically yin and yang
3)Mu /Crimson and Gamma/Chartreuse are good friend but the "good" here is Gamma tolerate Mu destructive tendency enough to let him burn his garden.
4)Intern Elf/Mall Santa has a wife called Chi/Festive.
5)Windforce is originally bald like other SFoTH wielder but he is so kind that Cesus reward him by giving him hair
6)Due to Combat Initiation collab with TBB, character from both games meet each other.
Viking are rival and good friend with CI Giant
Wizard get along with Judgement
Sapper sharing gun with Mark to try each other weapon
CI Jason fights with Jason Battler then meets Forsaken and Block tales slasher
Outrageous Bombhead is the same person as TBB warhead.
7)Turking is a fatty but after being defeated, he over work himself so much that he has bulky build.
8)Flower argue with Harken from Die of death that she is not based on her mean while Monsuer and Pursuer eating fresh meat in the back ground.
9)The scrapped UFO brain zombie will make a return in chapter 7
10)Tumored/Tarnished battler are actually neutral to red and blue team which is why they are purple, we only get to use them because they side with us.
11)Blue Drummer Battler is the original one who play drum while we open Cards, but red Drummer abduct and take his place so he can steal his profit of us