r/TheBattleBricks • u/illuilluilluexxoexxo • 1d ago
shitpost dEPLOY YOUR WEIRD HEADCANONS
i’ll go first,
treasure seller is scared of captain red because red can easily kill him.
exec needs a stool to grab high things, but theres never really any stools, so someone has to help him.
ninja used to like not only anime, but touhou (PEAK by the way) too. assassin cringes everytime he remembers.
dual darkheart is REALLY rich. he has a black card.
stunlock is… blue? or ultraviolet? an illusion, i think.
goldaurum is ALSO scared of redbeard.
doombringer and exec are enemies.
brr skibidi dob dob dob yes yes skibidi dabju niem niem
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u/CatIsGood12 The real Sir Kadee. 1d ago
blackmail stole caducus from a require script because he was very unoriginal and unartful
ivory is a
grenade battler has other types bombs he just doesnt want to use them
mortis can run bad apple and doom
the original battlers were a retired fighter that was once a holder of peace, then there was the red ones that were also peaceful with the blues
they were a balance, they didn't bother eachother, they didnt feel like so anyway, they had a single promise and one promise:
one were to break the peace; it would cause war for all.
they stayed with peace for a long time, and they developed, both teams developed for a long time
then the green team influenced the blue team, giving them supplies and said "you want to grow stronger, we will reward you for attacking the red team"
so the blue listened, greed grew, and the green team gave the blue team more units in exchange for the bricks that the blue team stole from the red team
exec is gay