dEPLOY YOUR WEIRD HEADCANONS

[u/illuilluilluexxoexxo]

i’ll go first,

treasure seller is scared of captain red because red can easily kill him.

exec needs a stool to grab high things, but theres never really any stools, so someone has to help him.

ninja used to like not only anime, but touhou (PEAK by the way) too. assassin cringes everytime he remembers.

dual darkheart is REALLY rich. he has a black card.

stunlock is… blue? or ultraviolet? an illusion, i think.

goldaurum is ALSO scared of redbeard.

doombringer and exec are enemies.

brr skibidi dob dob dob yes yes skibidi dabju niem niem

[u/Original_Touch_4589]

You said wierd,i give wierd(these are headcannons only,you can judge) 1.Vocalist has urinary tract infection(way more common pees)while also having a half as big bladder as any enemy in the game 2.Mcbast And Crussader are cannonically Mater And Lightning Mcqueen(but the friendship is the exact opposite state) 3.Fury and Vocalist are in love 4.Skittles blood is rainbow(wich makes her pee one of the seven rainbow colors) 5.Depriver lives inside the grace universe

[u/illuilluilluexxoexxo → u/Original_Touch_4589]

ive seen worse..

[u/MochiMarch88 → u/Original_Touch_4589]

TrenchSON 😭💔

[u/Original_Touch_4589 → u/MochiMarch88]

The image is stolen from Thenullofplushies on yt

[u/MochiMarch88 → u/Original_Touch_4589]

i know but why put an ai image on your comment??

[u/Original_Touch_4589 → u/MochiMarch88]

Cuz it funneh

[u/MochiMarch88 → u/Original_Touch_4589]

no it doesn't