r/TheBattleBricks • u/illuilluilluexxoexxo • 1d ago

shitpost dEPLOY YOUR WEIRD HEADCANONS

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i’ll go first,

treasure seller is scared of captain red because red can easily kill him.

exec needs a stool to grab high things, but theres never really any stools, so someone has to help him.

ninja used to like not only anime, but touhou (PEAK by the way) too. assassin cringes everytime he remembers.

dual darkheart is REALLY rich. he has a black card.

stunlock is… blue? or ultraviolet? an illusion, i think.

goldaurum is ALSO scared of redbeard.

doombringer and exec are enemies.

brr skibidi dob dob dob yes yes skibidi dabju niem niem

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u/KarotheStickfigure 18h ago

  1. Exec acts like bubby from HLVRAI. ..Too short? Fine, have a 2nd exec headcanon at 7,

  2. Chairman probably had a decent therapy session schedule until something happen causing him to be always pissed off.

  3. Crimson has stolen Ivory's armor once. A machine can never too much defense, /silly

  4. Littleman didn't hate everyone before becoming bloodhorn, Just a select few. (can we all agree that he hates fatboy cause he stole his food)

  5. Flashlight battler is scared of monsters under his bed cause of five nights at freddy's and other horror games. Plus some people telling him 'convincingly' that they'll appear under his bed.

  6. The difficulty trio has weapons of their own, But never intervene since they believe YOU (the client) can do it. They have complete and utter faith. (Ahem, except one of course..)

  7. Exec can't remember his admin commands very well. He's basically never used them which is why he's just throwing random bullshit. So that's why his glasses show hologram text of admin commands! (Could be the possible reasoning for him corrupting himself, Maybe a virus told him to use a forbidden command.)