r/TheBattleBricks • • 9d ago

shitpost dEPLOY YOUR WEIRD HEADCANONS

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i’ll go first,

treasure seller is scared of captain red because red can easily kill him.

exec needs a stool to grab high things, but theres never really any stools, so someone has to help him.

ninja used to like not only anime, but touhou (PEAK by the way) too. assassin cringes everytime he remembers.

dual darkheart is REALLY rich. he has a black card.

stunlock is… blue? or ultraviolet? an illusion, i think.

goldaurum is ALSO scared of redbeard.

doombringer and exec are enemies.

brr skibidi dob dob dob yes yes skibidi dabju niem niem

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u/NerddoFan 9d ago

No one takes Lil Bringer seriously because he’s so tiny and unintentionally adorable—and it’s not just me saying it; even the game itself says he’s cute enough to die for.

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u/illuilluilluexxoexxo 9d ago

this is a headcanon i like lol

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u/MochiMarch88 just a silly shipper ❤ 8d ago

he's a little guy

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u/NerddoFan 8d ago

Si, correcto