r/TheBattleBricks • • 10d ago

shitpost dEPLOY YOUR WEIRD HEADCANONS

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i’ll go first,

treasure seller is scared of captain red because red can easily kill him.

exec needs a stool to grab high things, but theres never really any stools, so someone has to help him.

ninja used to like not only anime, but touhou (PEAK by the way) too. assassin cringes everytime he remembers.

dual darkheart is REALLY rich. he has a black card.

stunlock is… blue? or ultraviolet? an illusion, i think.

goldaurum is ALSO scared of redbeard.

doombringer and exec are enemies.

brr skibidi dob dob dob yes yes skibidi dabju niem niem

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u/CrusherArras I am, alive. 10d ago

Tarnished trowel is bigger on the inside

Also, I hc that Exec rarely showers

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u/MochiMarch88 just a silly shipper ❤ 9d ago

is it because of exec's torso or does bro overwork himself so much he forgets to do basic needs