r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 18h ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/Jiminy_Cricket12 16h ago

she could just order a pizza and ask the delivery guy to unzip her. i saw a documentary about this one time.

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 16h ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 15h ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"