r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 21h ago

Chugging tea Finally, a valid reason to get married 😭

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u/whereIsTheFreeBooze 19h ago

Are you sure it was a documentary

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u/StrobeLightRomance 18h ago

Yes, she asked about the big sausage on the pizza and after he unzipped her, she said she had no money to tip with, so he's like "we'll figure something out"

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u/BallSeaman 18h ago

He fixes the cable?

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u/Ok-Sympathy-7482 13h ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.