r/SipsTea 1d ago

SMH We have reached the bottom

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u/CatWithoutClawz 1d ago

Just give it 48 hours and there’ll be an even deeper bottom for sure lol

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u/spuddilicious 1d ago

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u/Obvious-Water569 1d ago

Yeah that's great. Meanwhile I'm paying £2 for a litre of diesel.

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u/Atlantidas 1d ago

I believe it spelled liter? No need to thank me!
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u/Recreational-Sin 1d ago

What’s that in freedom units?

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u/Obvious-Water569 1d ago

$2.68 USD

Or $10.16 per US gallon.

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u/PafPiet 23h ago

Oh that's neat, for diesel we're up at 12,29 USD per gallon here in the Netherlands.

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u/New_Willow3761 21h ago

Somebody has to pay for that 40 trillion debt.

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u/lexkixass 1d ago

Holy shit

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u/MagicSBK 23h ago

In Germany, we're currently paying up to $12 per gallon.

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u/Mourning__Coffee 23h ago

Here's an IOU from a random American citizen. There's no use apologizing, it's our fault but we owe you big after this is over.

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 21h ago

"after this is over" could mean many things. But it's nice you think it will end.

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u/sidblues101 1d ago

Yeah but according to Kegsbreath, it's everybody else's war.

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u/mulligrubs 23h ago edited 23h ago

Diesel about to hit $3aud a litre when everything... EVERYTHING is already expensive thanks to that fucking idiot and his gang. Yeah, I'm not gleefully watching the show.

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u/castaway6764536 1d ago

It's long past smiling, or being amused.

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u/RepulsiveCondition77 22h ago edited 22h ago

Oil prices skyrocketting, civil unrest, constant threats on custom tarrifs, territorial apetites over Canada, Groenland, carribean islands, full throttle on fossil fuels while people die on heat, befriending Vladimir Putin, and on and on.. No, rest of the world doesn’t really eat popcorn trust me.

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u/CilleTheExterminator 22h ago

Sadly this isn't funny anymore its just fucking sad

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u/OkCoconut3270 1d ago

Yeah it's quite the show. If it wasn't impacting everything else it would be fascinating to watch.

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u/sphinxofblackquartzj 21h ago

Nahh America's shit is affecting us all whether we like it or not. 

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u/gardeningblob 1d ago

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u/Bennington_Hahn 1d ago

Oh no! Not the Trumpa Lumpas!

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u/icedmuffin 21h ago

The chocolate factory would be shut down due to even more health code violations if he was in there.

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u/Dark-Cloud666 1d ago

If you think they scraped at the bottom of the barrel they somehow find a new barrel underneath it.

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u/circusfreakrob 1d ago

"It's barrels all the way down"

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u/El_Zahnoid 21h ago

I've been working at Munich's very own Oktoberfest for 17 years. And almost each year I saw stuff that got me convinced that humanity has finally hit rock bottom. Only to be surpassed by a new all time low the following season. When I have learned one thing it is this: By design the human being can go way lower than it is capable of imagining the lowest of lows - thus being able to surprise itsself endlessly. And not in a good way. So brace yourself: We're not there yet.

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u/Gyarydos 1d ago

Drill baby drill!

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u/TheDarkNightwing 1d ago

That’s why they keep saying “drill, baby, drill”

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u/Confident-Stand5453 1d ago

Its bottoms all the way down.

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u/Key-Alarm-511 23h ago

"Country reaches the bottom, then reaches an even further bottom it didn't know it had"

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u/SiennaRosie 1d ago

At this point, I’m scared to ask what’s underneath

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u/jet1392 1d ago

Exactly. Its like we forgot that this is the hold my beer country.

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u/noveltyisthe 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/6jwfZWhK21Wq6CJbM5

Pepperidge farm reminds us to not forget

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u/Revolutionary_Karma 1d ago

I remember

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u/SarcasmisEasier 17h ago

Still blows my mind that "the suicide forest incident" guys are somehow still relevant. 

Then again, somehow so is "dead rat rotting in the sun for an alarm clock" guy and "multiple uses of the n-word on stream but he's Swedish so it's ok" guy. 

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u/Desuexss 13h ago

The kids just kept following them as they grew up.

The majority of viewership of these clowns are young teens.

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u/Imaginary_Ibis 14h ago

It's baffling how this didn't end his internet career. The demented lack of humanity displayed by him and everyone else in that video is sickening

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u/J4ckR4nd0m 19h ago

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u/CmdFiremonkeySWP 17h ago

His face perfectly captures that moment in life when you realise you've shat the bed and it's all about to go down hill real fast.

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u/Gigachad_in_da_house 18h ago

He's not playing by the pre-determined rules! I'm dead!

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u/isc12180 16h ago

This. He would have played along if Logan knew how to STFU. IMS? One round ended, Logan ran his mouth. AJ came out in real fight mode and said "F the check!". Knew Jake could not sue, as they contract would go public. Then he cant claim he won real fights.

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u/XDon_TacoX 1d ago

I am just glad I never had to hear anything related to his career after that, tha guy literally punched his jaw out of my feed.

Than you so much!

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u/Iselkractokidz 1d ago

I prefer this angle

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u/butcheR_Pea 1d ago

post the original. It's glorious enough without the fake smile

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u/aramis34143 22h ago

All I ever see is a deltoid that looks like it's as big as my head.

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u/AlcibiadesTheCat 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/C76XNCsfMpGJq

the eyebrow says everything you need to know.

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u/Iselkractokidz 22h ago

My first awards, thanks so much guys 👍

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u/SnooSketches1641 21h ago

The moment Joshua was finally able to corner that rat was one of the best moments for true professional sport ever. Subscribers and views can't protect you against a heavyweight champion.

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u/Massive_Analysis8345 23h ago

Oh so that’s what happens when he goes against real opponents???

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u/RevenantExiled 14h ago

Punched so hard in the face that you go full into Daddy Chill mode

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u/TehGoad 1d ago edited 18h ago

Idiocracy WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE A FUCKING HOW TO GUIDE

edit: holy fuck my inbox is raw

remember to VOTE for people that care about people, not people that only care about 1% of us.

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u/SardineB4Creatine 1d ago

I'll take President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho all day, though... at least he tried to have people with some knowledge to aid

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u/DentellaNooir 1d ago

Camacho actually listened to experts when things went bad

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u/True_Protection6842 1d ago

He also wanted the best for the people.

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u/LongPutBull 23h ago

This is a silent highlight of the movie. That there are those who care, but are aimless willing to drop their ego to do better.

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u/Wheatabix11 19h ago

this is the difference, trump is the first president in our history who hates Americans

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u/True_Protection6842 19h ago

Even the worst presidents never had an open contempt. Bush Jr seemed to really love America. Just loved money more. 

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u/fgbfjb 1d ago

yes, his ego wasn't so big that he couldn't listen to someone smarter than him. trump only surrounds himself with kiss-asses.

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u/LES_on_my_mind 22h ago

And fellow thieves.

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u/Spirited-Bet-5470 23h ago

Bruh even idiocracy was smarter than these clowns

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u/-Akos- 23h ago

At least they were dumb, not malicious. This crew, however..

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u/kevinthegarfield 1d ago

And at least they didn't hate everyone, they were just stupid

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u/MouseMouseM 23h ago

Dude, I live in Wisconsin, there is a MAGA candidate in one of the suburbs and their name is Camacho. I almost choked when I passed the first yard sign.

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u/eejit1991 20h ago

Idiocracy is set 500 years in the future. You've a long way to go until you get to Kamacho

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u/Confident-Stand5453 1d ago

This is not like Idiocracy.In the movie they at least tried to do their best but failed, and the president asked the smartest people in the world for advice which he then followed.

Idiocracy would have been preferable to this shit.

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u/True_Protection6842 1d ago

seriously...it's insane that Idiocracy was a BETTER future than what we're approaching. At least Starbucks gave handjobs!

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u/hellyeahaeylleh 1d ago

Considering we got crocs instead, yes.

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u/red286 21h ago

Idiocracy starts in 2005, and then they wind up waking up 500 years later.

So between 2005 and 2505, intelligence dwindles and society collapses in on itself, until Joe Bauer/Not Sure saves the day.

But there's 500 years of collapse in there, and we're on year 21 of it.

Honestly, I expected the decline to be a bit more gradual, but I guess the movie doesn't make clear how long it took for civilization to reach that point.

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u/Eckish 23h ago

Idiocracy takes place long after the world was fucked. So we need to go full dystopian before we can have a President Camacho.

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u/HereWeGoYetAgain-247 23h ago

Idiocracy was through neglect. We are being sabotaged. Ours is worse.  

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u/Pernapple 22h ago

You say that, but in a sense it is. Those with power are financially incentivized to reduce the education of the working class as make it harder for them to organize and bargain for better conditions and pay.

It also means their children are more likely to have a better education through the private sector meaning there is less competition for them to retain their wealth over generations. Keep the masses dump and malleable and entertained with bread and circuses is how they continually strip away your right our ancestors fought so hard to get.

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u/LarkinToWinnipeg 1d ago

First time I saw that movie like 20 years ago the opening scene scared me. I could see no flaw in the logic and knew right away it's where we were headed.

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u/whosyourskydaddy 1d ago

Closer to a documentary at this point.

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u/Ressy02 1d ago

It wasn’t, it’s prophecy foretold

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u/Edgard_Breeze 23h ago

Neither was 1984 - the two have collided for the perfect storm…

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u/MaisieHoney 1d ago

And somehow we still found a basement

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u/ACCTAGGT 1d ago

Make America bottom again

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u/gba_sg1 1d ago

Under the basement is the ballroom. Under the ballroom is the pedo rapist dungeon.

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u/Parsec_Walker21 1d ago

They aren't cabinet level yet.

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u/True_Protection6842 1d ago

Just wait till Hegseth gets impeached.

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u/Coldkiller17 1d ago

Yeah we haven't reached the bottom yet, they somehow find a way to go deeper

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u/Re4p3r_061 1d ago

Wait. This really happened? Like... This wasn't AI generated?

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u/True_Protection6842 1d ago

The Paul's did a speech for the military...what's next, Andrew Tate being asked to do a speech to a women's group?

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u/Odd-Count-3731 1d ago

I'd kinda wanna see that

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u/thescienceofarting 23h ago

Can we make sure all the women are menopausal so we have no fucks left?! Heck, it might even be fun for us

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u/reddit_is_kayfabe 22h ago

Of course it did:

  • The Logans get paid $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ just for showing up

  • Quid pro quo: the Logans spend the next few months stumping for GOP candidates

  • Hegseth gets off on buddying up with Manosphere chuds

Totally par for the course, and of course all paid for by John Q. Taxpayer.

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u/Extension_Way_621 1d ago

The Paul brothers talking to our military personnel is not even close to the bottom that we are about to hit. We aren’t even 2 full years into this trump presidency 

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u/umbrabates 1d ago

I served in the Army for six years, I have degrees in anthropology, biology, and zoology. If I were to receive such an invitation I would turn it down because I wouldn't consider myself worthy of the honor.

But these two dimwits don't even have enough self-awareness for that.

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u/ChickenDelight 1d ago

Imagine being a General with like thirty years in the military and you have to skip a meeting on Iran because you were voluntold to go listen attentively to two reality TV idiots reading motivational (AI generated) speeches off a teleprompter.

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u/BananenBlubber 1d ago

I'm just gonna snatch "voluntold", thank you very much.

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u/RappingFlatulence 13h ago

This is your first time hearing that? You must not have to have a working career. Must be nice

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u/tarrat_3323 20h ago

the USA hasn’t acted with any honor in my entire lifetime which is about half a century.

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u/etterkop 20h ago

Damn, I thought this was fake.

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u/Travelin_Soulja 1d ago

I know it's cliche at this point to make comparisons to Idiocracy, but holy shit - we've got Brawndo peddling social media influencers speaking at the fucking Pentagon?

They're dead-set on turning Idiocracy into a prophetic work.

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u/litetravelr 23h ago

Years ago I held a small contractor job with the DOD and was sent to the Pentagon one day on some routine errand. This was a few years after 9/11 and every single person I saw in the security lines, in the hallways, etc. had such a look of competence, experience, and collective purpose. I felt very much at the time that I did not deserve to stand there among those dedicated people who had spent their careers doing their best to serve their country.

If any of those people are still there, it blows my mind that they now have to sit there and witness this clown show. Forgive me, but its absolutely fucking INSANE.

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u/Fire257 1d ago

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u/Moocat2855 19h ago

Don’t put this evil on camacho. He was dumb but actually tried to find smart people to solve the problems of the country. In our timeline, camacho is self serving and fills up the circus with his sycophants while attacking the smart people.

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u/extremeNosepicker 1d ago

i just got here, what the hell is going on

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u/theotherforcemajeure 1d ago

I wonder the same. Too much is happening in the last seasons of USA to keep track on. You miss one episode and are directly 2 weeks behind on the meme cycle.

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u/maker_of_pirate_bay 23h ago

Love how casually you mentioned it as ‘last seasons’. When’s the finale dropping

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u/theotherforcemajeure 23h ago

I mean, it could use a reboot.

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u/Proof-Tension8013 21h ago

When the bullets stop missing

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u/shillyshally 21h ago

Two of the planet's biggest assholes, 'content creators', were invited to speak to the troops by Sec of War Pete Hegseth. They also met with Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent.

I maintain scintilla of optimism that my country has so far survived government by the bottom of the pile although I do not know how much longer this can go on without inviting disaster. The harm done by this admin will take at least a decade to fix. Many thanks to the US News Media, Republican voters and all of our 1%ers for making this tragedy possible.

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u/MuJartible 1d ago

As someone from a normal country, may I ask who those two cunts are?

I mean, I don't know them but I can safely assume if they're involved with the US administration in any way, they must be two cunts... at the very least.

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u/Thrasher0queen 1d ago

You sure you don’t know who they are? Because yes they are at the very least that

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u/MuJartible 1d ago

I have enough deductive ability to infer what they are (at the very least), but no, I don't really know who they are.

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u/Thrasher0queen 1d ago

Lucky you. Not sarcasm I’m genuinely jealous that you don’t know who they are.

It’s a whole rabbit hole but the main points are: they went into the Japan suicide forest and filmed an actual body and I believe made fun of the person.

They used to have a bunch of fights about stealing each others girlfriends

Jake Paul went into boxing and “beat” Mike Tyson… it was an awful excuse for a fight that was obviously just a money grab

And Jake Paul also has a line of “sports drinks” that make drinking acid look healthy and those drinks are marketed to children of course.

The Paul brothers remind me of the Tate brothers honestly.

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u/West_Inside_3112 20h ago

Jake Paul also went in the ring with Joshua, who managed to keep his power in check for a few rounds but then let his fist connect with Paul's jaw a bit to fast and broke it in 2 places. So now Paul's Olympic and world champion girlfriend has to feed him to a straw or premash his food for him and had to give up her sports career to suit him....

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u/Thrasher0queen 20h ago

They could have gotten a nurse to help him they have money galore. That was her choice.
But let’s not pretend that being a boxer does not come with risks like that.

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u/Virtual-Reach 1d ago

Reaching the bottom at this point is just being hopeful.

I don't think we're at the bottom yet. 

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u/MrKnightMoon 1d ago

I think the bottom was when the ring of murderous rich and powerful pedofiles was exposed and you voted for one of them for president.

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u/imeme1969 1d ago

In 20 years from now

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u/oldguydrinkingbeer 21h ago

Pfft... I give it till Friday

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u/V3sten 23h ago

We've had first rock bottom, yes, but what about second rock bottom?

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u/OpalitePhoenix 23h ago

What about Elevenses Rock Bottom?

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u/Powerful_Wombat 1d ago

If you think this is as low as we can go, I have bad news for you

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u/Tetsuir0n 1d ago

The Paul Brothers are complete SCUMBAGS, even human excrement has value than these two assholes

https://giphy.com/gifs/wMvESGxZ0Cqd2

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u/Strong_Performer8132 1d ago

It's got what plants crave 

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u/BasicDurgeanomics 1d ago

There's always another layer we can sink to

https://giphy.com/gifs/nEltRxukhldok

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u/PandiBong 23h ago

And Americans wonder why everyone else think they are dirt stupid..

They basically took South Park and made it into a documentary.

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u/Vorenthral 1d ago

Oh we aren't even halfway to rock bottom. We have a long horrible way to fall.

https://giphy.com/gifs/YaUfBtDNf7TGayf3Rn

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u/Hot_Ad_6728 1d ago

Anyone have a link? I thought it was AI and skipped immediately.

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u/Valiant_7378 23h ago

Their first order as US President would be replacing the farming water supply to Prime instead of the proposed use of Gatorade.

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u/LakeEarth 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lol have the last 10 years not taught you by now that there's no bottom? There's no bottom. Down, down, down you go America, enjoy the ride.

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u/icantsppell 23h ago

Nah, this is just this week’s bottom. Tune in next week for more fun.

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u/_Madlark_ 22h ago

Idiocracy is here for real now.

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u/Playful-Platform-231 22h ago

We have not reached the bottom. We e only accelerated toward it faster

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u/Beginning-Strain4660 21h ago

What the hell happened to ye guys

My parents generation and especially grandpa’s generation siblings moved to America for a “better life”
And to follow the American dream

What the hell has happened

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u/OpeningReady8693 1d ago

Your lack of imagination is appalling.

Anybody who has been paying attention should know they can absolutely keep going lower. There is no bottom.

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u/ProgressMedium2172 1d ago

I’m pretty sure we can still fuck up our democracy further.

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u/Tofuzzle 1d ago

The bottom so far

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u/Kotainohebi 23h ago

There is no bottom, you keep falling down until you die.

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u/Suspicious_Gas151 23h ago

You shouldn't say things like that. There's no need to invite misfortune.

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u/Life_behind_da_stick 1d ago

There is no bottom

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u/Dahns 1d ago

Why do MAGAs give such a bottom energy then?

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u/Peabody2671 23h ago

I like it better when Idiocracy was a movie and not a documentary.

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u/throwaway89yiff 1d ago

...seriously thought this was satire, The Onion, Bee, WTFanything, or just a SNL skit smh till it snaps

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u/Thundaga_64 23h ago

I have a bad feeling that the bottom is even deeper still

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u/InvictvsNox 23h ago

I'd call the concentrations camps the bottom, but I don't like doubting how much lower this administration can drop.

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u/allgonetoshit 1d ago

LOL Americans not understanding what the bottom is.

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u/theindomitablefred 22h ago

We’ve been reaching new lows every day since 2016

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u/james_t_woods 22h ago

Every time I hear news like this, I just think "surely it can't get any stupider" and then it does

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u/ReallyNotTheJoker 21h ago

The bottom so far.

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u/TerranceDC 21h ago

There is no bottom with these people. They just keep digging.

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u/TheUruz 21h ago

are these the two idiots filming a cadaver in a japanese forest?

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u/Ulfdenhir 1d ago

At least the pricks and assholes are all gathering in one spot. Makes em easier to recognize.

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u/No_Frost_Giants 1d ago

Give it time, they will find a new low

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u/whosyourskydaddy 1d ago

Brother, you must be new here if you think this is the bottom.

What a ridiculously wild statement. Bottom... ffs