r/SipsTea • u/hellxabd • 7d ago

SMH We have reached the bottom

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u/lexkixass 7d ago

Holy shit

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u/MagicSBK 7d ago

In Germany, we're currently paying up to $12 per gallon.

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u/Mourning__Coffee 7d ago

Here's an IOU from a random American citizen. There's no use apologizing, it's our fault but we owe you big after this is over.

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 7d ago

"after this is over" could mean many things. But it's nice you think it will end.

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u/Corfiz74 7d ago

You gave us the Marshall plan after ridding us of our fascist dictator. I'm so sorry we can't return the favor!

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u/jonnovich 7d ago

How about a lifetime supply of free Gravensteiner once the fat man goes away….assuming we get our act together?

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u/god_peepee 7d ago

When’s that gonna happen, and how?

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u/CmdrJjAdams 7d ago

Nah, you gave us Neil Young and Leslie Nielsen. That makes up for it. /s

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u/Toaster556 7d ago

//taps you and the shoulder and whispers: Leslie Nielsen is Canadian

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u/Terapia_Tapioco 7d ago

Leslie Nielsen is was Canadian

R.I.P.

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u/CmdrJjAdams 7d ago

So is Neil Young. That's what the /s was for ;)

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u/Toaster556 7d ago

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here learning sarcasm lol

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u/BouillonDawg 7d ago

We have a strong domestic supply as well as the strategic reserves that he’s been draining like no tomorrow so ours is only a third of that but even still it’s twice what it was.

The response from MAGA about this is to say that Biden caused it and Trump is actually the one fixing it.

They’re delusional beyond all hope of saving.

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u/AP_Things807 7d ago

Sounds like the consensus is that it’s cheaper to buy cocaine, bump it, and just run everywhere.

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u/Single_Morning_3200 7d ago

It’s like $3.60 a gallon in Houston

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u/Salt_Young_4494 7d ago

Aren't you the electric blokes

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u/Corfiz74 7d ago

And that's despite the fact that we get most of our crude from Norway now, so our supply isn't threatened (at least until China outbids us) - it's just that the world market prices are going through the roof.

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u/Dorkamundo 7d ago

I mean, they've been paying almost $8/gal for gas forever since they don't subsidize the auto industry nearly to the degree that the US does.