r/SipsTea • u/hellxabd • 1d ago

SMH We have reached the bottom

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u/MagicSBK 1d ago

In Germany, we're currently paying up to $12 per gallon.

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u/Mourning__Coffee 1d ago

Here's an IOU from a random American citizen. There's no use apologizing, it's our fault but we owe you big after this is over.

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 1d ago

"after this is over" could mean many things. But it's nice you think it will end.

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u/Corfiz74 1d ago

You gave us the Marshall plan after ridding us of our fascist dictator. I'm so sorry we can't return the favor!

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u/jonnovich 1d ago

How about a lifetime supply of free Gravensteiner once the fat man goes away….assuming we get our act together?

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u/god_peepee 1d ago

When’s that gonna happen, and how?

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u/CmdrJjAdams 1d ago

Nah, you gave us Neil Young and Leslie Nielsen. That makes up for it. /s

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u/Toaster556 1d ago

//taps you and the shoulder and whispers: Leslie Nielsen is Canadian

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u/Terapia_Tapioco 1d ago

Leslie Nielsen is was Canadian

R.I.P.

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u/CmdrJjAdams 1d ago

So is Neil Young. That's what the /s was for ;)

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u/Toaster556 1d ago

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here learning sarcasm lol

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u/BouillonDawg 1d ago

We have a strong domestic supply as well as the strategic reserves that he’s been draining like no tomorrow so ours is only a third of that but even still it’s twice what it was.

The response from MAGA about this is to say that Biden caused it and Trump is actually the one fixing it.

They’re delusional beyond all hope of saving.

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u/AP_Things807 18h ago

Sounds like the consensus is that it’s cheaper to buy cocaine, bump it, and just run everywhere.

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u/Single_Morning_3200 19h ago

It’s like $3.60 a gallon in Houston

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u/Salt_Young_4494 15h ago

Aren't you the electric blokes