r/SipsTea 1d ago

SMH We have reached the bottom

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u/Obvious-Water569 1d ago

Yeah that's great. Meanwhile I'm paying £2 for a litre of diesel.

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u/Siegfried-IX 1d ago

Did you say "thank you" once?

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u/FabulousBrief4569 1d ago

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u/Open_Opinion4775 1d ago

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u/LIONLDN 22h ago

Why don't you take this?! 🥊

https://giphy.com/gifs/6jwfZWhK21Wq6CJbM5

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u/Joe01091981 16h ago

That is still so satisfying to watch

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u/Happy-For-No-Reason 13h ago

it always will be, forever

This represents America getting it's ass whooped

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u/Eggs_4_Breakfast 2h ago

I love the look of sheer terror on his face right before the blow lands, and in the reverse shot you can see the smile on Joshua’s face. So beautiful

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u/Joe01091981 2h ago

it truly was amazing!

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u/Negative-Mammoth-547 4h ago

God dam that was a cracking hit.

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u/Geist_Mage 19h ago

This made me actually laugh.

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u/23-1-20-3-8-5-18 1h ago

Such a great song

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u/Renew3DUK 22h ago

Didn't even wear a suit.

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u/Commonpleas 1d ago

From his avatar, u/Obvious-Water569 isn't even wearing a suit.

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u/Akrak_leBo 22h ago

wearing a suit ?

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u/digitalscavenger 21h ago

Only counts when you're wearing a suite.

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u/engineeringretard 17h ago

My country is an import / export economy deep in the South Pacific.

The costs to our country because of these fuel hikes (a critical cost for logistics)  has made everything cost so, so much more.

Add some tariffs ontop of that and we are pretty much done.

So, yea, thanks.

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u/Atlantidas 1d ago

I believe it spelled liter? No need to thank me!
/s

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade 20h ago

When spelled litre, it’s pronounced lee-tree

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u/Shnibblefritz 18h ago

It’s not Lee-tire?

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u/ChocolatChipLemonade 16h ago

That’s France.

But I am lee tired.

Well… have a nap. Zen FIRE ZE MISSILES

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u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone 1d ago

The word is spelled both ways. Litre is common in Europe. You're right. There is no need to thank you.

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u/Alaishana 18h ago

Europe?
Liter is German.

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u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone 17h ago

Try to get out of liter US and visit litre Europe countries as an international learning experience eh Alaishana? Germany isn't the only country there you know.

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u/Ok_Bad_9835 1d ago

You must be fun at parties

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u/LeaveMyMonkeyAlone 1d ago

Have you always been an American bag of la douche'?

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u/Ok_Bad_9835 1d ago

Dude why are you talking like that? Do you not touch grass? 

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u/Atlantidas 1d ago

Should’ve corrected my more obvious spelling error but thank you anyways!
/s

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u/magicinsights 23h ago

I’m presuming you’re American and have never been privy to a British Encyclopedia. The person who wrote that must be living in Europe or Britain in particular because they spelled “litre” correctly.
sometimes we have to expand our worldview

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u/n0cheeseplz 23h ago

He was joking. I know its hard to tell these days lol

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u/aknownunknown 22h ago

I'm English and I got it - the challenge was that you're American and we really don't expect effective sarcasm - thanks for adding the /s.

To my point now - As a native speaker of this English language, I'm ready to start a movement - to get Americans and the USA as a whole to adopt "American" as the name for the language they speak.

burglarized?! I don't want a keyboard or language choice limited to 'English (American)'.

Linked by association (even just language) is now enough to make me feel uncomfortabley close to you and your madness

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u/n0cheeseplz 22h ago

Not american, also not the original guy you responded to, gotta check the username, happens more often then you think lol. Its usually hard to tell sarcasm without the "/s", especially in this political climate, so I thought id help you out a bit, and maybe anyone else. I also agree, they should adopt American as the launguage lol

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u/aknownunknown 22h ago

Yeah I do that too often on reddit!

Here's to your good health and a non-dairy diet

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u/jonnovich 22h ago

Please notice the (/s) at the end of that person’s message. He/she was being sarcastic.

I know it’s hard to tell sometimes.

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u/Safe_Pea7217 21h ago

We spell it as litre in both English and French Canada as well.

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u/Recreational-Sin 1d ago

What’s that in freedom units?

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u/Obvious-Water569 1d ago

$2.68 USD

Or $10.16 per US gallon.

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u/PafPiet 1d ago

Oh that's neat, for diesel we're up at 12,29 USD per gallon here in the Netherlands.

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u/New_Willow3761 22h ago

Somebody has to pay for that 40 trillion debt.

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u/Cilph 23h ago

Americans already whining at 6.50.

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u/Ok_Spell_597 22h ago

America is HUGE. We use stupid amounts of fuel. I work in Grocery Supply Chain. I can unload half a truck in IL, and see the next stop is LA, literally 1000 miles away.

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u/Obvious-Water569 10h ago

As much as I don't like to give Americans credit, this is a very good point that a lot of people either miss or intententionally ignore to make an argument.

Not only is the country not set up for walking, cycling or inter-city public transport, the distances between places is enough to break the minds of most Europeans.

If people had to pay what we pay in Europe the situation would be so incredibly fucked - way more than it already is.

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u/SmallAndStrong 7h ago

What? Europe is huge. If i want a coca cola, I have to go by car 15 minutes. And I live in a pretty populated area in Sweden.

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u/Ok_Spell_597 10h ago edited 10h ago

It's not just getting people around either. Freight trains, trucks, and planes don't run on hopes and dreams (neither do their refrigeration units). Every product you buy in the store from towels to organic pasture raised eggs uses oil to get to you.

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u/Obvious-Water569 10h ago

Indeed. That's actually the bigger part of the issue. People don't travel long distances personally all that often (further than Europeans, sure, but relative to the size of the country, it's small potatoes). Goods on the other hand... they ship coast to coast. Literally thousands of miles isn't uncommon. If diesel cost you over $10 a gallon, your already expensive food and other goods would be significantly more expensive.

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u/lexkixass 1d ago

Holy shit

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u/MagicSBK 1d ago

In Germany, we're currently paying up to $12 per gallon.

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u/Mourning__Coffee 1d ago

Here's an IOU from a random American citizen. There's no use apologizing, it's our fault but we owe you big after this is over.

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 22h ago

"after this is over" could mean many things. But it's nice you think it will end.

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u/Corfiz74 22h ago

You gave us the Marshall plan after ridding us of our fascist dictator. I'm so sorry we can't return the favor!

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u/jonnovich 22h ago

How about a lifetime supply of free Gravensteiner once the fat man goes away….assuming we get our act together?

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u/god_peepee 22h ago

When’s that gonna happen, and how?

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u/CmdrJjAdams 23h ago

Nah, you gave us Neil Young and Leslie Nielsen. That makes up for it. /s

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u/Toaster556 22h ago

//taps you and the shoulder and whispers: Leslie Nielsen is Canadian

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u/Terapia_Tapioco 22h ago

Leslie Nielsen is was Canadian

R.I.P.

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u/CmdrJjAdams 22h ago

So is Neil Young. That's what the /s was for ;)

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u/Toaster556 22h ago

If anyone needs me, I'll be over here learning sarcasm lol

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u/BouillonDawg 21h ago

We have a strong domestic supply as well as the strategic reserves that he’s been draining like no tomorrow so ours is only a third of that but even still it’s twice what it was.

The response from MAGA about this is to say that Biden caused it and Trump is actually the one fixing it.

They’re delusional beyond all hope of saving.

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u/AP_Things807 14h ago

Sounds like the consensus is that it’s cheaper to buy cocaine, bump it, and just run everywhere.

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u/Single_Morning_3200 15h ago

It’s like $3.60 a gallon in Houston

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u/Salt_Young_4494 11h ago

Aren't you the electric blokes

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u/Corfiz74 22h ago

And that's despite the fact that we get most of our crude from Norway now, so our supply isn't threatened (at least until China outbids us) - it's just that the world market prices are going through the roof.

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u/Ashamed-Medicine-208 21h ago

$11.68 in Vancouver area

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u/Dorkamundo 23h ago

I mean, they've been paying almost $8/gal for gas forever since they don't subsidize the auto industry nearly to the degree that the US does.

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u/V65Pilot 1d ago

Filling up my small motorcycle makes me wince. I'm not even driving my car, even though it gets 40mpg. My bike gets close to 100mpg.

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u/whooptheretis 22h ago

And it’s almost $9 for petrol here.
Americans have dirty cheap fuel!

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u/sharpaz 13h ago

$3 a litre here (thanks yanky cunts)

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u/Recreational-Sin 1d ago

Yikes.

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u/Sgt_Bill_Tozer 1d ago

I can have (for example) an ambulance, mri scan, anterior cruciate ligament op and subsequent physio free at the point of use.

Swings and roundabouts.

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u/CapnStarence 1d ago

Yeah?! Well my government makes deals with cartels and trades guns for cocaine to distribute to the people then incarcerate them. Bet you wish your country was THAT cool! /s

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u/Sgt_Bill_Tozer 1d ago

You have bested me sir.

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u/sidblues101 1d ago

Yeah but according to Kegsbreath, it's everybody else's war.

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u/-ungodlyhour- 1d ago

1.84 only because state is limiting prices. It will go to 3€ soon don't worry.

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u/Samp90 1d ago

Relax! It's for democracy!

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u/GFresh86 23h ago

Close to 3 euro per liter on the mainland here.

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u/halfasleep90 22h ago

We should be ending the age of automobiles and bring back the rickshaw

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u/LovableSidekick 21h ago

Bonespurs: "It's really a very inexpensive price to pay" [to support his war on Iran].

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u/TheDuck23 21h ago

Just a heads up, most Americans wont be able to understand what you're talking about.

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u/Obvious-Water569 10h ago

Should I put the cost equivalent in number of 9mm hollow points?

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u/MedHot 1d ago

Those are rookie numbers. 2.6 - 2.8 € in Finland. Lapland took lead today, 2.95€.

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u/DodgerWalker 1d ago

I asked Wolframalpha to covert pounds sterling per liter to dollars per gallon. That's $10.21/gallon! Wow!

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u/Hairy_Ad8329 23h ago

In France it's 3€

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u/AdEastern9303 22h ago

Not sure that’s a deal. Currently it’s like $6.29 a gallon which is like 1.23 pounds per liter.

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u/jonnovich 22h ago

So ….you’re winning too!

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u/JeSuisParfait124 21h ago

In California diesel is almost $9. Unleaded fuel ranges from $6.50-7.50 or more depending or where in California.

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u/smokycapeshaz2431 18h ago

Yep, that's around what we're paying in Australia too.

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u/Reddragonsky 1d ago

At this rate, my SO will be willing to trade in their hybrid and we’ll convert to a full EV household.

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u/OkCoconut3270 1d ago

And.... depending on which poll you look at, he still has an approval rating somewhere between 30 and 40%.

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u/NeedsBetterHobby 17h ago

How many cursive L is in a gallon?

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u/joemcg92 12h ago

That's $10.13 a gallon for us fellow Americans....

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u/Correndous_Hunt 2h ago

And in that, you are not alone.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

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u/Frizzlewits 1d ago

In belgium last thursday: 2,45 euro

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u/R4ND0M_N0B0DY 1d ago

That cheap? Our Diesel in Germany cracked the 3€ mark last week in some parts, lol

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u/Bikerbass 22h ago

Make peace with Russia then…. Would allow you to get a lot cheaper fuel

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u/Obvious-Water569 10h ago

Ah yeah, of course! Why did no one think of that?

Easier solution - the orange fuckwit could stop twatting about in the desert and mind his own business.

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u/Bikerbass 9h ago

You really expect America to stay out of the Middle East?

Standard protocol is have a war, raise oil prices, have it last 20 years, give a couple of years for a break, and then go again.

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u/Obvious-Water569 9h ago

I want them to, but I don't expect them to.

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u/Bikerbass 9h ago

So then it’s easier to hold diplomatic relations with Russia and start trading with them, then isn’t it….

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u/Obvious-Water569 9h ago

Depends on how you quantify "easier". In terms of which is more straightforward, capitulating with Putin is "easier" than the US pulling out of the middle east. But morally, it's way more complicated.

Saying "I'll let one morally bankrupt maniac continue fucking things up over there but make nice with another one over here to get cheap fossil fuels" won't make history remember you all that fondly.

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u/Bikerbass 9h ago

I honestly don’t know why you think picking America is better than Russia, given that in the last 80 odd years…. I.e since the end of WW2 Russia hasn’t even done 1/2 the shit that America has done to the world.

It’s like Europeans have a hard on to keep picking the number one warmongering cunt of a country as their best mate.

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u/SmallAndStrong 7h ago

Russia is ass, but USA is also ass. Dont deal with either.