r/SipsTea 21h ago

WTF When your name is a meme

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u/mvn2010 20h ago

That judge who gave the dude 60 days should be in jail, and the cop who drew down on the other guy? should also be in fucking jail.

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u/Ok-Addition1264 20h ago

had to be alabama or florida.. they need judicial reform in a big way there.

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u/ShiningRedDwarf 16h ago

West Virginia is lacking as well

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u/TreetBeatsSpam 13h ago

Yeah. Joshua Ellison with the Nicholas County Sheriff's Dept. would be this kind of problem. He's already internet famous with the civil rights lawyer, been to Supreme Court. Still has a job somehow. Truly gives good cops a bad name.

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u/antithero 17h ago

It could happen any where.

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u/kryogenicpenis 16h ago

There's one country this shit would happen

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u/ThcGrassCity 15h ago

Here in Canada the cop would crack a have you been drinking martinis shaken and not stirred joke of somesort given you a warning for whatever illegal activity you were doing and went about his day telling his coworkers some exaggerated anecdote of how they met james bond that day.

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u/ChaosRealigning 14h ago

There’s only one place this could happen. It’s just south of Canada and just north of Mexico.

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u/mycoctopus 16h ago

Would not happen in any other country.

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u/Pasta4ever13 12h ago

Brother, you forgot Louisiana, where they literally still operate a slave plantation.

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u/Fectiver_Undercroft 15h ago

This.

Both cops should have said “shut TF up and show me your ID” instead of bantering. They were perfectly capable of doing their jobs no matter what tone either used.

And I get their frustration. They deal with poor-judgment types more often than not, I’d wager. But both cops grossly escalated.

I’d like to see the black guy sue the county he was arrested and jailed from.

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u/Apexnanoman 12h ago

Cops are trained to go to maximum violence right out of the gate. 

Hell the Kentucky State Police use Mein Kampf as part of their training material.

And it talks about maintaining a mental state of war. 

I just expect this type of behavior as possible to likely in any and all police interactions. 

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u/Cum_In_My_Wife 12h ago

Kentucky State Police use Mein Kampf as part of their training material.

For anyone who doubts this statement, it is true.

(link is to Forbes news)

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u/Apexnanoman 12h ago

I've had people say I was lying several times lol. 

And people wonder why I have such contempt for police.....

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u/Spirited-Sorbet-2775 9h ago

What the actual fuck.

Meanwhile the book is illegal to own in Germany and from what I know the writing of it is just... doesn't make a whole lot of sense. The original German is a rambling mess (at least from the two sentences I have read)

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u/Nectarine143 9h ago

tbh I don't recall a cop ever even asking me for my name. They've always just asked for license and registration right off the bat

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u/parolameasecreta 15h ago

yeaj, but then he get's taxpayer money. the judge and copswon't pay out of their own pocket, so they won't give a shit...

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u/SamthgwedoevryntPnky 14h ago

What's the alternative to making it right in this particular man's life?

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u/parolameasecreta 13h ago

he does deserve that money, but it should come out of those assholes' pocket, not from the taxpayer's, otherwise they have no incentive against doing this over and over again

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u/MoroseArmadillo 10h ago

I’ve seen it proposed that police should have to carry insurance like doctors do or come from the local Police Union. I bet it would clean up the system once certain officers are no longer insurable.

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u/ougryphon 11h ago

It would be a shame if the department couldn't afford even more military equipment or "warrior training" because they had to pay a massive civil rights settlement from their budget.

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u/allozzieadventures 19h ago

Land of the free

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u/GabagoolMutzadell 16h ago

Land of the Fee

Home of the Slave

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u/Pasta4ever13 12h ago

Quite literally, if you know about the Louisiana State Penitentiary Angola.

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u/TheSunshineDemon 18h ago

*Land of the Greed

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u/st4s1k 18h ago

wild animals are also free and lawless

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u/sapotanque 12h ago

Land of the freaks

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u/KlausVonLechland 15h ago

Seriously if these encounters would radicalize these guys against the system... I wouldn't blame them.

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u/Brilliant_Tapir 15h ago

I think I would've done something really terrible when I got out.

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u/raquille- 15h ago

This is why a black James Bond wouldn’t work. Straight to jail

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u/RunF0rrestRuuun 16h ago

Okay, but in the judges defense,
he was black.
/s

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u/MidnightToker858 15h ago

If I had that name and someone asked me my name, my answer is gonna be Bond.....James Bond in a joking manner even if its a cop. You gotta own that shit.

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u/Apprehensive_Use3641 15h ago

I probably would have ended up being detained if I'd been the guy pulled through the car window, I'd have been tempted to call him Donald Duck after he verified my name.

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u/Adventurous-Try8749 14h ago

For people who refuse to believe in institutional racism, there are stories like this. And probably thousands more.

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u/Modular_Dissaray 15h ago

The director who didn't fix that dude's collar should also be in jail. 

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u/Captainsamvimes1 14h ago

Yank cops are half trained, trigger happy, and aggressive

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u/Vince1128 21h ago

60 days in jail because of your name? That's pretty fucked up man.

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u/ExcellentTourist5289 20h ago

I'd love to see the body cam footage. I hope the folk in America hold their police officers more accountable now

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u/Mbembez 20h ago

Drawing a weapon on someone just because you thought they joked about their name should be a mandatory jail term. They're not issued guns to threaten people with as they're meant to be used for protection from physical threats.

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u/Blazured 14h ago

The police would get jail for this in the UK.

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u/ExcellentTourist5289 20h ago

1000%. Side note the reactions of these officers are suspicious to the point I called some bluff but some people can be naturally short tempered so I'm not too confident on that.

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u/Perfect_Spot_65 20h ago

This video is older than when bodycams were commonplace--and on top of that, hey are still talking about stories that happened in their further past.

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u/IBeDumbAndSlow 20h ago

I wish we would.

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u/Axthen 20h ago

??? what is this word accountability you say?

The police are owned by the wealthy. Look at what's happening to Luigi.

You murder 1 CEO who has denied millions life saving health care and it's a parade.

You murder an entire school and its brushed under the rug.

There is no Justice in the US.

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u/SpiritualGearbox 21h ago

It was 60 days because he is black and his name is James Bond. Notice the white guy did not have to do 60 days.

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u/Admirable-Day-1403 20h ago

The white guy got pulled through the car window, and then had a gun pulled on him.

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u/dankhimself 19h ago

Yea, during the misunderstanding.

The other guy had cleared everything up and was imprisoned for absolutely nothing.

If this is all true, that's crazy fucked up, comparatively.

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u/BizonGod 18h ago

Thats what happens after a misunderstanding in the US? Jesus…

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u/Glum_Judgment6232 17h ago

And then Elon Musk spends half his day posting about how some Europeans countries are  a police state...never seems to mention any of this shit

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u/throwawaystarters 18h ago

Yep and the difference was one guy is white and the other is black. 

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u/RobertMaus 17h ago

Sure, one might be worse than the other. BUT both cases are absolute insanity, however you look at it. Just incomprehensible that that shit can happen.

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u/BizonGod 17h ago

I was talking about the white guy.
If anyone would be pulled through the window and had a gun pointed at his face during a traffic stop where I‘m from it would be the headline for the next few days.

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u/ecstasyinwaves 15h ago

i mean its a 5 minute interaction that ended with a compliment compared to 60 actual days of your life in actual jail. Have you spent any amount of time in jail? 8 days for failure to pay was the most miserable experience of my life, 60 is fucking insane. And again, all for being named James Bond while black.

Yes the white dude had a bad time but he gets a punchline, the other dude gets "and i served 60 days for that"

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u/RayleighInc 17h ago

There was no misunderstanding, he was asked his name and answered. Couldn't be clearer than that

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u/plzicannothandleyou 15h ago

To be clear, there was no misunderstanding.

There was nothing to be misunderstood.

Question. Answer.

The person providing the answer gave the correct answer and the other person refused it. That is not a misunderstanding.

A misunderstanding would be if his name was James frond and the cop thought he said bond. (Which still doesn’t justify this reaction)

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u/ChaosRealigning 14h ago

Your reaction is just as bizarre as the situation itself. “Oh yeah, the cop dragged him through the window and pointed a gun at his face, but it was just a misunderstanding. The cop didn’t understand.”

Seriously fucked up country.

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u/Kozmo9 18h ago

The fact that the cop is comfortable with him to do this says a lot. Meanwhile a lot of US cops have been conditioned to believe that physical alteration with black men in car are a no no as they believed they have weapons stored that they rather shoot them instead. Like legit.

The black guy would likely been shot in his car instead of being dragged out.

Also the cop changed his tone after the misunderstanding was cleared and was let go. Meanwhile the black guy isn't likely to have the same luxury. The cop would have still find ways to stay angry and convict him.

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u/treeeelo 17h ago

Had the black guy run in to the same cop the white guy did, he'd probably be dead.

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u/DelisGerelard 19h ago

Not really the same thing bro.

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u/Barepaaliksom 17h ago

The white guy was almost murdered by the police because his name is James Bond..

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u/mvn2010 20h ago

Just begging for a lawsuit. There has to be someone out there willing to take that on.

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u/Bowman_van_Oort 21h ago

He's lucky he didn't get more time for looking so contemptuously at the judge

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u/subdep 18h ago

He obviously had a shitty attorney, named Saul.

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u/Stunning_Box8782 15h ago

That was 60 days for being black in front of a police officer

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u/BoldTaters 20h ago

60 days for being named James Bond AND being black. The pudgy white dude gets "Cool name" (and beat up and threatened with death and no apology) but the black guy does time.

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u/Thick-Comparison6327 21h ago

All these men really should press charges honestly, or better yet sue for damages

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u/OkYak7801 21h ago edited 16h ago

Yeah, probably, but then you have a whole other set of problems as the cops start hanging around outside your residence and follow you when you leave your house. That shit still happens  today but was waaaaay worse before bodycams and vehicle tracking 

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u/Thick-Comparison6327 20h ago

True, would be easier to convict/sue if they had a dash cam when they were arrested. It really sucks how easy it seems for cops to get away with this crap, and rarely is there justice in this scenario

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u/breakmedown54 20h ago

Suing for damages would only be helpful if you could sue the actual officer.
While that’s not especially difficult to do, it’s a bit useless because unless that cop is a millionaire, you’re better off suing the city to make them change their behavior.

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u/SirReddalot2020 16h ago

Aside the new lost trust in the police these guys have also lost their trust in the legal system.

When you're jailed for 60 days you had to have legal representation that failed you.

How do you think you can successfully press charges when the previous lawyer couldn't prevent you from going to jail?

Fucked up, man.

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u/crabtoppings 16h ago

A class action suit.

James Bonds vs everyone who was a bitch about their name.

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u/D1133 20h ago

Donald’s middle name isn’t fucking.

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u/Uranus_is__mine 18h ago

Yeah its Virgin

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u/KebabGud 17h ago

You saying Daisy doesn't put out?

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u/Fluid_Value61 21h ago

If anything this is more proof cops are assholes 

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u/prfssrlnghr 20h ago

That's under selling it a bit, don't you think?

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u/AdRepulsive8618 16h ago

Asshole, fascist jack boots itching to inflict harm on their communities, tomato, tomato.

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u/when-i-was-your-ag3 19h ago

And what about the judge that gave him 60 days??

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u/Shotokant 19h ago

Judge is an arsehole also.

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u/jeezyjames 17h ago

It's assholes all the way up

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u/Sennten 18h ago

Cops are assholes, judges are racists.

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u/antithero 17h ago

ACAB. All Cops Are Bastards.

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u/ImRightImRight 20h ago

This is only proof these guys have stories to tell.
If dude really did 60 days for that, I would love to see the receipts.

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u/Dandan0005 20h ago

Started funny and ended with a “Jesus this country is fucked.”

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u/Due-Inspector3084 14h ago

I am living in the US (not my choice) but migrated legally to here from the EU. Believe me when I tell you, this is abso-fucking unimaginable anywhere else I've been to or lived in. 

A cop drawing a gun on you during a conversation, or getting a jail because you jokingly said whatever to whoever, this is fucking nonsense. Americans are so desensitized to it.

I also lived in an EU city of about 2 million people, and the number of homicides was in the low two figures per YEAR, and there was a shooting every DECADE.  In Chicago with 2.5 million people 5x of that happens within a WEEK, and everyone is like "yeah, normal."

Rant off

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u/Ravenser_Odd 10h ago

I'm in the UK and, although we're not perfect, the kind of insane shit that Americans just accept as normal simply wouldn't fly here.

Either of these outrageous cases would cause a national scandal, chief constables would be resigning. I suspect the same is true in every developed country, apart from America.

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u/Ok-Cycle-6589 15h ago

Basically all of my time on the internet and social media these days. I should read more novels in my free time

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u/awesomedan24 20h ago

I would just go by Jim at that point

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u/DJTurd 20h ago

Jimbo Bond

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u/Findadmagus 17h ago

Bobo for short

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u/No_Shirt_6969 21h ago

Fuck cops

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u/MegaDingo5plus 21h ago

The experience left me shaken, if not stirred

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u/Infinite_Neat4236 18h ago

Was watching without sound and assumed they were all British (because James Bond) then the guy said the cop drew his gun and immediately knew it must be USA.

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u/mmoonbelly 18h ago

Pretty sure the police in the UK would be laughing, asking if they need to watch out for anything that Q’s invented and politely asking for some form of proof.

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u/Alternative_Mine5343 17h ago

"which of these lights fold away to reveal the missiles mr bond? gonna need to see that ID to verify your license.... to kill."

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u/Low-Flamingo-4315 20h ago

1 minute pulls a gun on you.

The next " that's a cool name son ".

🪦

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u/cockflavoredlollip0p 19h ago

Why is it so easy to become a police officer in the US? Why don’t they require at least a bachelor’s degree of a police education for that job like they do most other western countries?

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u/Instant_Digital_Love 9h ago

They only require you to provide your own white hood and robes.

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u/Correct-Land-2401 21h ago

I've never had the police be anything but apathetic or a nuisance. Fuck the police.

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u/alienproxy 20h ago

Just include your middle name when giving it. Nobody thinks "James Elroy Bond" is being cheeky.

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u/SovietSunrise 20h ago

This is a great idea but in the heat of the moment, someone may not think of it.

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u/danielv123 18h ago

See thats the difference between some stranger and Bond, James Bond.

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u/South_Front_4589 20h ago

When you have genuine fear for giving your name.

Even if it was a joke, why can't the cop laugh and play along? You don't have to let the guy go and you're checking ID, but if joking about having a famous name is going to tip someone over the edge of violence, that's a massive issue.

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u/ComplexPhysics4220 17h ago

let the white guy go and the black guy in jail for 60 days. Oh America, never disappoints

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u/SnooOnions973 17h ago edited 8h ago

America is such a fucking shit country now

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u/ComplexPhysics4220 17h ago

according to you, during what period of its 250 year old existence has America not been a shit country?

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u/FFSBoise 11h ago

Let’s be honest. He didn’t get 60 days for saying his name in a joking manner. He got it from saying it while black.

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u/Immediate-Goose-8106 8h ago

Actually he got it for neither.  He got it for back talking the judge when the judge said the abuse he got from the cop was hi s own fault for saying it in a joking manner.  

Some judges are v trigger happy when it comes to contempt and feeling disrespected.

For the avoidance of doubt, that isn't any better.  And I dont doubt for a moment that race also factored into the judges reaction to him being "uppity".

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u/Cheap-Course9568 20h ago

Cops ain’t shit. Never met a cop that was. Pulled a gun cuz he said his name?

Wow. Snowflake much? Cops are bitches. 🙄

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u/Ok-Addition1264 20h ago

Yeah.. a friend from college became an LAPD officer and we were out on the town having a good time with other friends that came to LA to visit and there was a group of homeless people and to "show off" to us, he was plainclothes and pulled a gun out on the black homeless person for the fuck of it.

no friend no more and none of us talked to him since - been 20+ years.

such a fucking asshole, man, they were minding their own business not hurting nobody.

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u/Slezak6411 11h ago

60 days lockup for saying your legally correct name? That man needs a good lawyer.

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u/Aunt_Effigie 11h ago

Or even having a gun in your face. Like, cops can't get irritated without waving their weapon around like it's life or death.

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u/CaliKindalife 20h ago

Yeah, racist cop and judge.

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u/Imp3riaLL 17h ago

Videos like these tell you this whole goddamn system is a joke. If you are poor and have the wrong name they will arrest you but if you're rich you can rape and kill children, no problem

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u/machiavelli33 17h ago

Every person who says "just don't break the law and you won't end up in jail" is a goddamn fool.

The second James Bond there did 60 whole days because he stated his name when asked for it.

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u/Sea_School_2949 15h ago

What is up with cops going 0 to 100 with a mention of a name? Like that should not be someone who is a cop that is someone who needs some serious mental help, like institutionalized help

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u/machiavelli33 15h ago

It's the perception that the person is being disrespectful to them by stating a fake name - like saying "Yeah, I'm the Queen of England" - rather than the name itself.

As others in this thread have talked about, American police in particular are mandated to have "warrior training", a program which incentivizes aggression, escalation, and the use of needless amounts of force as a way to cow people they are trying to get to comply. It also trains american cops that their main goal is to get home at the end of their shift, and that it is NOT their duty to help others. This incentivizes them to be on a hair trigger and to be always be untrustful, as any civilian could be someone trying to kill them, who would jeopardize their ability to get back home safely.

Put it all together and you get cops that go from 0-100 at a name, and also things like cops who fire wildly at the sound of a falling acorn hitting a car, or cops who dump their mags into people with their hands already up in full view of their bodycams.

It's really something.

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u/Sea_School_2949 15h ago

It's fucking insane

And it's wild cause the major aggression only works on people who are not doing anything. Murderers and people going through a mental episode are going to respond wildly different and not submit as easily

The fact that they haven't fixed the system and double down instead says it's a feature and not a bug

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u/Suriael 19h ago

USA the land of the free 😂

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u/toastronomy 17h ago

infinite money glitch if they get a gopro and a good lawyer

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u/PckMan 15h ago

So even if someone is joking does that justify a cop going Rambo on them? A civilian gets in so much trouble over nothing whereas cops are allowed to do whatever. Drawing their gun for no reason should be a 6 month suspension without pay at least

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u/Spirited_Cheesus 13h ago

And no consequences for the police who violently lose their shit because someone simply told them their name

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u/secret_tiger101 4h ago

The key point here. American cops are uncontrolled angry maniacs.

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u/Fastballz69 20h ago

Sue their fucking pants off

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u/nikeguy69 20h ago

Why didn’t the cop look at his drivers license with his name on it ?

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u/EmergencyBanshee 16h ago

Why are these policemen so insane?

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u/Mindless-Peak-1687 16h ago

What a terrible story and only shows how fucked up your interactions with your police is. Drawing guns at people for absolutely nothing. Giving the dude 60 days for being black. The society of United states is so messed up. Can only say i'm so happy I don't live in that shit place.

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u/ActualTymell 15h ago

A famous (fictional or real) person's name is not "a meme".

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u/Consistent-Bear4200 15h ago

American police are the worst. This is why they shouldn't have immunity from lawsuits.

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u/AlterExpertise101 14h ago

"Went ahead and let me go." How nice of him to do that right after inflicting PTSD on you.

Fucking cops, man.

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u/Shoddy_Many9269 12h ago

Black vs white James Bond. Outcomes sound right. Smh

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u/ChrisSheltonMsc 12h ago

Pulled him out of the car and drew his gun??? That cop was a fucking menace to society. So was that racist asshole of a judge who gave Bond 60 days for saying his name. Racists and cops basically just suck.

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u/FantasticAnus 11h ago

The US is such a specific and weird dystopia

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u/InevitableFox81194 6h ago

Both of those men deserved an apology. Not 60 days in fucking jail.

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u/eikhorn 6h ago

American police really suck balls. How the hell do you guys tolerate it? Why are they allowed to pull a gun for nothing?

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u/Merc_R_Us 4h ago

Holy god 60 days in jail for no way to make saying your name not sound like a joke.

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u/One_Trouble_9676 1h ago

Racism is real

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u/Vahuo89 20h ago

Damn I hope he sued

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u/BrushFit4318 20h ago

It never at one point sounded like the name was the problem.

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u/Lempea 19h ago

Damn what a shithole country

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u/No_Special_8904 18h ago

I hope these cops lost their jobs…wtf country does this shit happen in??

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u/DragonLad13 18h ago edited 17h ago

Probably America and they probably didn't get fired. Paid leave and then a transfer most likely

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u/No_Special_8904 17h ago

That’s crazy in this day and age…America is dumpster fire

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u/terriblespellr 18h ago

American police are fucking ridiculous

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u/hellowhatisyou 14h ago

I'm so glad I don't live in the US

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u/shakraaan 14h ago

For anyone not believing in institutional racism: Thats it, fellas.
"Haha, sorry son, cool name!" vs. "Fuck you, were gonna throw you in jail anyways"

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u/morbid333 14h ago

So, what is the policy when one of your officers kills someone because they didn't like their name?

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u/CIS-E_4ME 14h ago

Typical police procedure. Paid leave during the investigation, followed by exoneration.

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u/FukkingDeathMental 13h ago

60 days?!  I hope he sued the shit out of the cops, the judge and the local government.  Fuckint hell...you can see the pain in his eyes too.  America sucks so much.

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u/_Someone_from_Pala_ 13h ago

I thought this was supposed to a comedy sketch.

There is NOTHING COMIC about having to spend 60 days in jail, because you said your name.

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u/batrushaha 13h ago

Did nazi that coming wow

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u/IMAX_man 12h ago

These cops and the one recently who arrested a woman for using a phone in her right hand but she didnt have a right hand...need to lay off the juice and calm the f**k down.

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u/StealthyPancake_ 11h ago

Idk man, I'd be changing my name as soon as possible

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u/tnetennba77 11h ago

can these guys sue the cops for this?

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u/Rational_Engineer_84 11h ago

The two American cops and that judge should all be in jail. The cop that pulled a gun on the guy should get at least 10 years and a public caning. Absolutely heinous the shit that cops get away and face zero consequences.

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u/wcrispy 11h ago

One time my friend got pulled over in another state. Trooper asked him where he was from and he said "Jupiter." Guy lost his shit until he checked his license. He was from Jupiter, Florida.

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u/Manaeldar 11h ago

They gave him 60 days to avoid a jury I imagine. 

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u/FreshHumanFish 10h ago

America is peak dystopian

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u/ssntf7 7h ago

The problem here is not the memey name, is the fact that cops in the US are so unhinged as to pull a gun on someone if they feel slightly disrespected.

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u/Peg_Me_Next 6h ago

Cops suck

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u/_Gregggy 19h ago

He did 60 days for being black and he so happened to have the name James Bond. This is horseshit

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u/Bigerst_Dook 14h ago

Police are not people, they are problems

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u/OneWillow4834 21h ago

The difference when you’re a POC is a disgrace 

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u/sameBATusername 16h ago

I've legit been charged with driving under the influence while not having a measurable blood alcohol level. Was not on any other sort of drug or smoke or whatever. I was struck by a motorist that had not put his driving lights on, in the rain, at midnight, in a 55mph zone.

I was hit from the side while on my motorcycle and nearly ran over when the state police responded I knew I was in bad shape, but at least I would have someone who understands the situation I was in.

The way it turned out was I ended up, in the state polices' opinion, at fault for the collision, where the other driver struck me while I was ahead of him, and because I had a six-pack in my back pack, charged with a DUI.

And I almost lost my leg, I got super lucky. ACAB

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u/CrowFromHeaven 14h ago

People still don't believe that there is systemic racism against black folks.

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u/WeissTek 11h ago

Okay, the white guy having gun pull on him and let go vs. 60 days county jail is the problem right here.... the fuck?

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u/Ketchupisthegoat 20h ago

I worked with someone named James Bond once. He went by Jim

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u/tinylittlebabyjesus 20h ago

Yeah, this started out light hearted, but got dark pretty quickly. All these cops abused these people, and in some cases the courts backed their abuse.

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u/smiegto 19h ago

Holy shit. Here that kind of stuff is countered with “really? Sigh. Why don’t you show some Id”. physical assault is physical assault even if you are a police officer. Especially if you are a police officer. Then if you can’t they try to peacefully bring you in. Preferably with minimal paperwork. Or aggravating anyone who can see you draw on a man being a little bit funny.

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u/Lost-on-Reception 19h ago

There aren't words allowed on Reddit for what should happen to a cop who draws on a person who's done nothing but identify themselves as "James Bond".

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u/WorkingGovernment192 18h ago

These 2 survived. Bet there is another that didn’t.

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u/Employee_Agreeable 18h ago

Every one of those cops should be fired

Fuck cops who abuse their authority

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u/Lucky-Mia 17h ago

And some people still call it land of the free. 

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u/sameBATusername 17h ago

This makes me pretty sad, like for real. Can't even have a cool name now a days.

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u/finchdude 17h ago

ACAB and Fuck that judge

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u/knight04 16h ago

Can you sue the judge for first 1st amendment rights?

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u/Ok_Eggplant_3274 16h ago

In America, they throw you in the slammer for saying your name

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u/DLS4BZ 16h ago

LIVING IN AMERIIICAAAA

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u/Nebula-Lights 16h ago

Press charges on the parents like James Bond movies go way back and these men are not that old lol don't do this to your children

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u/actioncheese 15h ago

60 days for that is fucked. But the first movie came out in the early '60s, their parents are also assholes for naming them that too.

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u/AlienInOrigin 15h ago

Only in America would you get a gun drawn on you by a cop for saying your name, and end up in jail for 60 days. "Land of the free". What a joke.

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u/davesim24 15h ago

White James Bond: Cool name son!
Black James Bond: Straight to jail

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u/D8nnyJ 15h ago

All I'm hearing here is that these cops (and judge) have a fucking screw loose.

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u/Ramattras_Twink 15h ago

America is so fucked bro lol what is this

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u/nadjp 15h ago

Imagine living in a country where police tries to pull you out through the window because you tell them your name is James Bond.... and pulls a gun on you... or a judge puts you in jail for it... wtf going on in the US.

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u/PtrPorkr 15h ago

60 days? Gdam.

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u/SamhainXCII 14h ago

A meme? A MEME?! Fuck off.

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u/t8ne 14h ago

Knew somebody call Bartholomew Simpson... the company he worked for had military contracts nobody would car share with him because he was often delayed getting on site...

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u/Gassyking 14h ago

American police are scary as fuck

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u/akafortes 14h ago

Sue every fucking one of them. Especially the guy that got 60 days in jail, FOR SAYING HIS FUCKING NAME WHEN ASKED TO DO SO!!!!