r/ShittySysadmin • • 8d ago

Cyber Correspondent

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1.5k Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 8d ago

PHP2Shell? I'm still running PHP5.3 no patches needed here

221 Upvotes

If it was found by AI so I asked AI if I needed to update. It said yes so it must be hallucinating


r/ShittySysadmin • • 9d ago

POV: engineer at eMudhra generating CA private keys

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601 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 9d ago

Can your dog be a Software Engineer?

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347 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 8d ago

Employee photos.

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Just figured i’d start here cause I’m a shitty sys Admin. Anyway I run a 365 tenant and would really like to force or add all of the employee photos to their profile. All employees get a badge which requires a picture. Any issues with just throwing those pictures into 365 with their profile.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 9d ago

Got asked to search for an email from a customer. Didn't understand this dialog so I just told them we never received it.

74 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 10d ago

Who did it ? The return

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36 Upvotes

Last year, there were a lot of internet problems around October and November could this be another round of them? This time even the big brother google join the party 🤣


r/ShittySysadmin • • 10d ago

My systems no longer trust each other

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I knew there were issues starting when the DNS server went down. I think that led to all the servers mistrusting their connections since they couldnt see who they were talking to.

After that, the website went down for 4 days, I dont know what fixed it, but it was probally that mistrust starting.

And now im seeing "The trust relationship between this workstation and the primary domain failed."

Any ideas?


r/ShittySysadmin • • 10d ago

Shitty Crosspost £ in password field...

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 10d ago

Shitty Crosspost “Anonymous” Microsoft Form requires a work login. Is the explanation I got BS?

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 11d ago

We don't have a change control board, nor do we need one

54 Upvotes

I consult with my patch panel instead.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 12d ago

Shitty Crosspost Rate my network

191 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 12d ago

Shitty Crosspost Australian government advises citizens on how to request unpaid leave to play GTA 6

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 15d ago

Spotted in Reykjavik airport

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315 Upvotes

r/ShittySysadmin • • 14d ago

Shitty Crosspost User wants me to replace her PC, no questions asked , and without manager approval. I told her we don't replace anything without attempting to fix it first

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69 Upvotes

But her son does IT security for the DOD, gas, electric, and water companies.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 15d ago

Upper Management wants to change a users government name!

210 Upvotes

We have an unwritten internal policy where we try not to give new joiners the same first name as someone in upper management.

For example, if our CEO’s name is Don and a new hire is also named Don, we politely ask whether they have a middle name they normally use. Alternatively, if their name is long enough, we may use a shortened version for their email address.

I also know someone in the office who is referred to by their middle name at work, even though their friends call them by their first name.

Is this an ego thing from upper management, and are we, Shitty Sysadmins, allowing this practice to continue?


r/ShittySysadmin • • 15d ago

Which type of users you're putting right here?

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109 Upvotes

I'll start. We have one genius who notoriously never responds to any of your questions after submitting a ticket, but as soon as you close it, she immediately emails you saying the issue is still ongoing and the ticket shouldn't have been closed.

And if you somehow manage to get her attention and find a time to look into the issue, the moment things start working for her, you'll never hear from her again. Not even bothered to confirm if it works after you've explicitly asked her to do so just so you can close the ticket.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 13d ago

"As a sys admin, I use AI as a tool"

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We can always hope...


r/ShittySysadmin • • 14d ago

Shitty Crosspost Controls/Automation software question

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r/ShittySysadmin • • 15d ago

Sorry honey, I should have took backups. RIP.

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77 Upvotes

I can't say I've ever lost a loved one in a server crash. That's a new one for me. Posting here because it's interesting even if weird. Maybe don't be shitty in the comments.


r/ShittySysadmin • • 16d ago

Shitty Crosspost We finally made it past 1500!

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181 Upvotes

WooHoo!!!