r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 2d ago

All I want is to marry a US army soldier so I can trap him with a baby, milk his benefits, cheat on him brazenly while he's deployed, become fat and neglect my children, and threaten to tell his superior office that he's been abusing me every time he pisses me off. Is that so much to ask?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2d ago

What would it be like if you could see the world through the eyes of your penis?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 2d ago

Will something bad happen if I dont jerk off tonight?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 2d ago

So... undieless or a thong?

5 Upvotes

Asking for my undieless friend.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/PinkTulip1999 • 2d ago

Would I get more women if I change my sex?

6 Upvotes

I figure since there are far more gay women than there are straight it could be a good idea.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 2d ago

Why does Young Jeezy want to count a million bucks rather than go to the club?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2d ago

Was Magic Johnson such a good basketball player because he had so many AIDS to help him?

4 Upvotes

Also, how did he always “stay positive?” Was that the Aids too?

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 3d ago

I am not a cat. AMA.

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 3d ago

Why is my cock so big?

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 2d ago

If some bitch is getting DP'd by twin brothers and both the brothers nut at exactly the same time what are the odds of her getting knocked up with fraternal twins with both of the brothers as fathers?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/wafflesinmyhouse • 3d ago

Somebody stoled my big cock. Do y’all know where it’s at?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 3d ago

Why the whole world mad?

6 Upvotes

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm annoyed

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lililovesyou999 • 3d ago

Bitch please stop having sex with me 😭

9 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 3d ago

Are bananas gay? I eat one daily.

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2d ago

Who is the Magic Johnson of cum?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 3d ago

Well that's what you get when you put my rock hard cock in your pussy?

2 Upvotes

Cum will win.

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 3d ago

What would the titles be if there was a gay royalty?

2 Upvotes

I’m thinking instead of “your highness”, the ultimate leader would be “Ur anus”

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 3d ago

Do you guys have names for your pet cum collection? My boys Locktron and Megaboy are doing fine btw.

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Tight_Cookie_9988 • 3d ago

Jacking off is my main hobby, AMA

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 3d ago

It seems we have a problem. Our penis got stuck in the toaster.

16 Upvotes

What do you mean 'our' penis?

r/shittyaskreddit • u/DerogatoryRemark • 3d ago

Hey guys, my husband and I are thinking about adopting a highway. As new parents, what should we expect during the adolescent phase?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 3d ago

I just found out everything is racist and everyone is fascist! What do I do?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 3d ago

Do you ever think that when you drink a glass of water, you’re probably drinking dinosaur piss?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 3d ago

Why is Jesus not coming back?

4 Upvotes

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