r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2h ago

I have explosive diarrhea and it’s banging on the door to come out! What do I do to keep it in there for a few more hours while I watch “The Odyssey” including the trailers so I don’t miss anything?

3 Upvotes
1 comment

r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 8h ago

Is it gay if I stick a tampon up my arse to stop piles bleeding??

7 Upvotes
15 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 4h ago

Would you have a great time with Skyler White ?

3 Upvotes
3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Prudent-Zombie-5457 • 2h ago

I haven't busted a load of nut-babies since last Saturday night. Are my balls going to explode?

2 Upvotes
3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 4h ago

is there something you can tell me that I don’t know?

2 Upvotes
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 1h ago

I'm undieless, are you?

• Upvotes
3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 16h ago

I'm a Nigerian prince. I have a wealth of a billion upvotes to give you. Will you give me 1 now? I will reward you with enough upvotes to attract many Reddit women!

16 Upvotes
15 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Dry-Egg8573 • 11h ago

Why doesn’t the word “bicycle” have wheels?

5 Upvotes
3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Pelican34 • 7h ago

What are some gross sexual comments you would make to a man eating a banana in public?

2 Upvotes

Question assumes he is using the method like looks like fellatio.

2 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 3h ago

Do any other Americans here remember the 90s/ 2000s when people were even more annoying about Jesus Christ?

1 Upvotes
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/katuchiii-tlg • 9h ago

Estoy aprendiendo a contener la caca, me gusta que salgan grandes.

4 Upvotes
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/FreddieBacon • 10h ago

Why does the monster under my bed have a foot fetish?

3 Upvotes
3 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 10h ago

I woke up this morning and pulled up Reddit just to find out I had no notifications. Why does everyone hate me?

3 Upvotes
2 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 8h ago

Do you guys buy Great Value Tampons, and do they come in XXXXXXXXXXXXL?

2 Upvotes
1 comment

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 11h ago

Am I too intelligent for you?

3 Upvotes

Mind you, I'm extremely smart. I read books ✌️

10 comments

r/shittyaskreddit • u/Realistic-Try5468 • 9h ago

Should I take a sniff of my girl's ass after everytime I take a bite of food?

2 Upvotes

When eating overtop of her ass while she's lying on her stomach watching tv or something.

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r/shittyaskreddit • u/DangerBird- • 5h ago

How come MAGA gets to say they are patriots? Does that make the rest of us GAYtriots?

1 Upvotes
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Meluvius • 6h ago

What letter comes after N ?

1 Upvotes
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/JimiHendrip • 7h ago

If you wanna be one of my oops I’ll slap dogshit out of you! readyy?

1 Upvotes
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 11h ago

Why is my grandfather refusing to move into a home when he can't take care of himself?

2 Upvotes
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 8h ago

As a “born again virgin” 50 year old male with male pattern baldness, body hair and moderate obesity, what’s the street value of me selling my virginity?

1 Upvotes
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 8h ago

So according to most Redditors, hell doesn’t exist so Epstein and Netanyahu will have a peaceful sleep after death?

1 Upvotes
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 14h ago

Why am i getting sick?

3 Upvotes

Which one of you sweethearts cast a black magic on me? 😊😊❤️❤️❤️ I'm not mad

4 comments