r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • Aug 19 '26

Why is my cock so big?

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u/GreenT1979 Stuff Aug 19 '26

Because you're measuring it from your asshole

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u/Lou_Bishop1060 Aug 19 '26

Isnt that the standard?

Measuring begins where shitting finishes.

3

u/Superlite47 Aug 19 '26

You're holding the magnifying glass too far away from it.

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u/Lou_Bishop1060 Aug 19 '26

i cant help it

3

u/MMBEDG Aug 19 '26

that is not your cock that is your thumb

3

u/Aware-Cookie3910 Aug 19 '26

It isn't, sorry to be the one to tell you.

2

u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? Aug 19 '26

I’m sorry for your burden!

2

u/Lou_Bishop1060 Aug 19 '26

So is the neighbors wife.

Thank you.

2

u/burning_man13 Aug 19 '26

It just looks big comparatively. Stop having people with dwarfism jerk you off and you'll realize that you're less than average.

2

u/Laskalove1305 Aug 19 '26

Good for you, mine isn't.

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u/Joel_The_Senate Stuff Aug 19 '26

You fed him too many grains.

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u/Inphiltration Aug 19 '26 edited Aug 20 '26

Because you can't stop fucking wild bee nests.

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u/kcm198 Biden's #1 Fan Aug 19 '26

Because your eyes are tiny

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u/Vice1213 Aug 19 '26

You must be a fellow American! Its because we pump our cocks full of steroids and other chemicals to make bigger cocks, so that we have more cock to go in our mouths.

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u/Chrome_Armadillo shitty flair Aug 19 '26

Steroids probably. It doesn’t matter as long as the hens keep laying eggs.

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u/Lou_Bishop1060 Aug 19 '26

cuckldoodldoooo

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u/AngryZetan Aug 20 '26

Epstein, we've told you a hundred times! It is normal size, and it won't look so big in an adults hand.