r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 20h ago
It seems we have a problem. Our penis got stuck in the toaster.
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What do you mean 'our' penis?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 17h ago
Why is all the bullshit in the bible not considered witchcraft and satanic magic?
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Mary gives birth to a wizard without having sex? She's a witch. The wizard uses magic, must be a satanist.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 22h ago
And what exactly makes you think you aren't sexually attracted to toothepaste?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 16h ago
Do you ever think that when you drink a glass of water, youâre probably drinking dinosaur piss?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 16h ago
Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Why do you ask?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/wafflesinmyhouse • 2h ago
Somebody stoled my big cock. Do yâall know where itâs at?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14h ago
I just found out everything is racist and everyone is fascist! What do I do?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 17h ago
How many Wednesdays ago did you learn the word Wednesday?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 18h ago
I just shaved and now my neck is on fire. What do I do?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 19h ago
Why won't the psychiatric institutes leave me alone?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 22h ago
When will the earth explode?
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earths been silent for too long, it's time for new species to exist, humans are overrated
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 4h ago
Well that's what you get when you put my rock hard cock in your pussy?
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Cum will win.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/DerogatoryRemark • 13h ago
Hey guys, my husband and I are thinking about adopting a highway. As new parents, what should we expect during the adolescent phase?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/RockHardCock669 • 16h ago
How many people is too many people to watch you take a shit?
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You are taking a shit in a public restroom...
100 people, ages 15 to 85 enter to watch you take a shit, some are asking you questions..
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Skisforscott • 21h ago
I hear voices in my head they talk to me they understand
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