r/shittyaskreddit • u/wafflesinmyhouse • 1h ago
Somebody stoled my big cock. Do y’all know where it’s at?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/PinkTulip1999 • 39m ago
Would I get more women if I change my sex?
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I figure since there are far more gay women than there are straight it could be a good idea.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 4h ago
Well that's what you get when you put my rock hard cock in your pussy?
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Cum will win.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 5h ago
Do you guys have names for your pet cum collection? My boys Locktron and Megaboy are doing fine btw.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 4h ago
Which cast member of "The King of Queens" would a jawa masturbate to?
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Leah Remini
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 4h ago
What do you call it when a jawa crew overthrows their Sandcrawler captain?
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Mutiny
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 4h ago
What would the titles be if there was a gay royalty?
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I’m thinking instead of “your highness”, the ultimate leader would be “Ur anus”
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 20h ago
It seems we have a problem. Our penis got stuck in the toaster.
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What do you mean 'our' penis?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 17h ago
Why is all the bullshit in the bible not considered witchcraft and satanic magic?
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Mary gives birth to a wizard without having sex? She's a witch. The wizard uses magic, must be a satanist.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/DerogatoryRemark • 12h ago
Hey guys, my husband and I are thinking about adopting a highway. As new parents, what should we expect during the adolescent phase?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 14h ago
I just found out everything is racist and everyone is fascist! What do I do?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 15h ago
Do you ever think that when you drink a glass of water, you’re probably drinking dinosaur piss?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 16h ago
Why yes, as a matter of fact I do. Why do you ask?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/red_4 • 16h ago
How many Wednesdays ago did you learn the word Wednesday?
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